Neptune was driving her car and a video of the main villain appeared on the screen inside the car. "Hello agent double NepNep. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Love Heart. And I think I have something that perhaps you are looking for. Hahahahahaha." The woman in a disguise held up the dog that IF told Neptune to find. "If you do not complete the missions that I have laid out for you? I will turn Princess Heart into Boeing 747, don't ask how. I just will. Hahahahahaha!" The video cuts back to IF.
"Double NepNep...Neeeep. Do you now see what you're up against?" IF asked.
"What was that?" The agent asked.
"She goes by the name Dr Love Heart. A sadistic woman. She's been selling weapons on the black market for years! She is an evil evil woman. And now she is holding Princess Heart hostage."
"So now what?"
"Roll the rest of the tape, Una!" IF said to her left. The video comes back up with Dr Love Heart.
"I have Princess Heart. If you want to get her back, the first thing you must do is beat my record of a minute and 27 seconds at the castle raceway. If you pass I will give a clue on Princess Heart's whereabouts. And if you fail!? I will turn her into a doggy door! She's already a doggy. All I have to do is make her...a door. Mwahahahaha!...she's very cute." The video ends.
Neptune at the castle raceway and it was hot as hell today. "Hey I'm here."
"Good."
"It's sunny as shit." Neptune complained and used her hands to block the sunlight in her eyes.
"Now, let's get you into something a little more racy." Said IF.
"Ok."
"In the trunk you will find your racing attire. Suit up and hit the road." IF smirked and Neptune goes to trunk and opens it and sees her attire. She puts it on and walked to her car and saw three girls hanging out together. Neptune nodded at them and they were looking at Neptune funny. Neptune got back into her car and was at the starting line.
"How do you feel Double NepNep...Neeep?" IF asked.
"Feeling uh a little too sexy." Neptune replied.
"You look fantastic!" IF said and blushed.
"Who picked this outfit out?" Neptune looked down at her self and the outfit was revealing.
"My grandmother wore it during the Hyperdimension Civil War against the Rebel Goddesses using nothing but a baseball bat...and a head of lettuce." IF said.
"What?" Neptune was confused.
"Remember double NepNep...you must beat Dr Love Heart's track time of 1 minuted and 27 seconds."
"Alright."
"Are you ready?"
"Yeah I'm ready."
"I can't hear you."
"Yeah I'm ready!"
"3...2...1 Go!" IF said and Neptune started driving the course. IF tells Neptune to go faster and she speeds up. "TURN THE WHEEL!"
"Oh crap!" Neptune and turns the wheel. She passes the finish line at 1 minute an 26 seconds point 999. Dr Love Heart appeared on the screen.
"This isn't over yet, Double NepNep...Oh god...my stomach is killing me...do we have laxatives?" Dr Love Heart got cut off by IF.
"Well done double NepNep...Neeeep...now report back to headquarters now." IF told the new agent. Neptune arrived at her garage and saw IF sitting in a chair.
"Good evening Double NepNep...Neep...and congratulations on completing your first mission." IF said.
"Is this my dining room chair?" Neptune asked and sat in her chair.
"Indeed! They were only item in your house not made of latex. They reminded me back at my mother's goat farm."
"Oh nice." Neptune said. "Uh so we're suppose to get a clue or something right?"
"Oh yes! But first I'd like you to meet my new assistant...Combpa." Neptune sees the girl stand next to IF.
"What happened to Kei?" Neptune asked.
"Keily!? I demoted her to mail room duty. Compba...is way more reliable. Aren't you Combpa?
"Yesssss." Compa said.
"Do you have the document? Combpa?"
"Yesssttttsss." Compa suttered.
"It's yes! Do you remember our Lisp training!?" IF takes the document from Compa.
"I'm so sorry...I'm just no nervous." Compa with a whine.
"Have you learned nothing?"
"Ummmm...Yesss?"
"When my feet are cold I wear a pair of-"
"Socks!"
"My chicken nuggets taste great with sweet n sour-"
"Sauce!"
"My favorite candy is-"
"Skittlesssusususs.." IF blows a blow dart into Compa's nose and she went down.
"I personally like salt water taffy. The kind you get at the beach. Not very expensive at all."
"Ok. So what about the clue?" Neptune asked.
"Ah yes! Your first clue." IF said and gave Neptune the document. Neptune opens it and pulls out a heart shaped cookie with a white smiley face on it.
"It's a cookie?" Neptune looked at it.
"Perhaps a fortune cookie! Double NepNep...(Coughs coughs)"
"There's a note." Neptune said and opens the note from the evil woman.
"Hello? Is someone there?" IF looked around as Neptune read the letter out loud.
"If you want Princess Heart back, you're gonna have to do better than that?...what a bitch." Neptune said.
"You know Double NepNep Nep...Combpa is a good young girl. I was impressed with her, the moment I saw her." IF said and looked at knocked out Compa, laying on the floor. Neptune eats the cookie.
"This is good." Neptune said and swallows.
"She's the best girl- HEY! What are you doing!? Don't eat that! We haven't even tested it out yet!"
"Test it for what?"
"Hydrophobia." IF said and Neptune started to shake and choke and fall down.
"DOUBLE NEP NEP!" IF went to her and pushes on her chest. "RELAX AND CALM DOWN!" IF slaps Neptune. "Double NepNep...think of a happy place. Think of smurfs trying on pants. Think of midgets making candy in a forest. Think of Turkey bacon and how lean it is...Double NepNep...think of happy things"
"Am I gonna die!?" Neptune gagged and crocked.
"I. Don't. Know!" IF said.
To Be Continued
