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Kaida- Alright, to cut this short…thank Ikarishippng4ever for her dares last chappie and this chappie. I own nothing.

Lilac- Yep!

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Me- Okay…the battle is NEXT chapter, sorry battle fans.

May- sighs of relief- Thank goodness.

Misty- Aw man.

Me- Yeah…I'm bummed too…anyway, skipping intros, Courtney has more dares!

(Courtney crashes through the roof, knocking Noctowl (the dumb bird) off the ceiling)

Noctowl- Hey!

Me- Don't you dare start…you idiot bird!

Courtney- I have a device that MAKES Pokemon listen. –hold it up-

Me- For real? Gimmie! –takes it- What do I do?

Courtney- Press that button, the gold one.

Paul- The only one.

Me- You know what, shut up…oh darn, I'm out of names…anyway –presses golden button- Noctowl, get me Courtney's dares.

Noctowl- Yeah ri- Yes mam. –frowns- What the?

Me- Thanks Courtney! Now go~

(Noctowl flies off then comes back and drops a paper in my hand)

Me- Thank you, for once…here are Courtney's dares!


funny and great chapter! thanks for letting be be co-host! Now 4 my new dares and truths:

Drew: why do you have green hair? i dare you to save may from drowning.

May: have you ever had a crush on Ash? i dare you to hug paul.

Misty: would you ever of married rudy? i dare you to convince ash that you are married, then go let him kill rudy.

Ash:out of you three girl traveling companions who is the most fun and who do you like the best? i dare you to kill rudy and harley.

Dawn: why do you wear really short skirts and why do you have blue hair? i dare you to make paul blush ten times.

Paul: why do you have purple hair? i dare you to dye your hair green and ack like drew for the entire chapter.

Kaida: if you had to choose drew over paul would you die? and here is a thingy that makes pokemon listen to you.

~Bye~

~Ikarishipping4ever!


Me- Since Paul's is the most fun, he can start!

Paul- Really?

Me-…Yes…now…why do you have purple hair?

Paul- Because I do.

Courtney- That is NOT an answer.

Paul- I was born with purple hair.

Me- Were you really born or were you MADE?

Paul- I don't know.

Me- I think he has a real eggplant for a brain…anyway…DARE!

Courtney- Die your hair green and act like Drew for the whole chapter!

Misty- So that's why you started with him…not a bad idea –nods in approval-

Drew- No one can act like me.

Me- I can…Drewy…I really can.

Paul- I don't want snot green hair!

Me, Drew, and May- It's not snot green!

Me- It is a beautiful shade of green…unlike that UGLY shade of purple.

Ash- I think its snot green.

Me- You shut up Wanna Be Master! –shoves green die into Paul's hands- GO and DIE your HAIR green!

Paul- Fine –leaves for bathroom-

Courtney- Drew, while you are speaking, why do you have green hair?

Drew- Because it's awesome –flips his hair-

Me- Even though that's cool and true…that's not an answer.

Drew- Because I do.

May- Dejavue.

Me- I'll let you slide…my sweet sweet boy, but only today!

Dawn- So you let Drew slide but not Paul?

Me- Uh-huh.

Dawn- Why?

Me- Paul isn't as awesome as Drew.

Drew- Got that right.

Courtney- Well, Mr. Cool, save May from drowning.

May- But I'm not-

Me- Beach time! Psylia! Teleport!

Psylia- Nah, I'm- Sure...What the?

Noctowl- She's got us hooked.

Psylia- Darn –teleports everyone-

(At the beach)

Me- sucks teeth- There's too many people. Scizor, Razor Wind!

Scizor- Razor Winds me-

Me- What the what…why'd you do that you idiot…thing!

Scizor- You said use Razor Wind, I used Razor Wind.

Me- I meant on the people dumb bug!

Scizor- You didn't say on the people.

Me- Oh…so you wanna be smart eh?...Come on! I'll take you on!

Drew- You can't fight a Scizor. Do you know how fast it is?

Me- I'm fast.

Ash- Not as fast as that Scizor…

Courtney- What level is it?

Me- 100.

Misty- If it hates you, how'd you get it to 100?

Me- Trade.

May- sarcastically- That's great.

Me- You know what…Courtney, get Dialga to send these people into some dimension!

Courtney- Uh…okay…Dialga…do your thing.

(Everyone is gone)

Me- Now –lifts May- Bye! –tosses her in the water-

Ash- How did you…?

Courtney- Authors can do ANYTHING.

Me- Drew, save her.

Drew- No.

Me- And why not.

Drew-…What would you say if I said I couldn't swim?

Me- I'd say you're lying.

Drew- What would you say if I said that I almost drowned before?

Me- I'd say that May saved you and it's your turn.

Courtney- Burn!

Drew- Touché.

Me- Psylia…Teleport.

Psylia- teleports everyone but Drew and May back-

Me- You finally listen huh? Anyway, to keep moving forward…we'll skip to Misty.

Courtney- Would you have ever married Rudy?

Misty- I don't know.

Me- Why do all you people answer 'I don't know'? How do you NOT know? That was a YES or NO question…so answer…YES or NOOO!

Misty- No.

Courtney- Now convince Ash you're married.

Misty- Ash…

Ash- What?

Misty- I'm married.

Ash-…Really? To who?

Misty- Done.

Me- Ash, out of the three girls, that's May, Misty, or Dawn, you traveled with who was the most fun and who do you like the best?

Ash- I don't know…all three were kinda annoying…I like Dawn the best because she doesn't have too many rivals like May and doesn't hit me like Misty.

Courtney- Before Misty kills you…you get to go kill Harley and Rudy, take this bat –tosses him a bat-

Me- And I'm gonna get Plum, he might be having…more problems…-leaves-

Courtney- Let me take over…Why do you wear such short skirts and have blue hair…Dawn?

Dawn- The hair…to make me look good.

(Everyone hears a scoff and snort from the back)

Dawn- You shut up!

Me- I didn't say a thing!

Dawn- Anyway, the skirts are because-

Me- She's a slut!

Dawn- Am not!

Courtney- Aaanyway…when Paul gets his butt out here…you have to make him blush ten times.

Ash- snorts-

Misty- What?

Ash- Like that'll ever happen.

(I drag Paul out (after helping him and teaching him how to act…'Drewish')

Me- I could…right Paul?

Paul-…

Me- frowns- Right…Paul?

Paul-…

Me- grabs his collar- Right…Paul? –through gritted teeth- Answer…Paul.

Paul-…No…

Me- You were supposed to do the flippity flip thing and look cute doing it and smirk-

Courtney- Dang…

Ash- She KNOWS Drew.

Me- Now flip it and smirk like Drew would! –lets go of his collar-

Paul- sighs and flips hair- No.

Me- faints-

Courtney- …Wow…

Ash-…Wow…

Misty- …Aren't you supposed to be killing Harley and Rudy?

Ash-…Oh yeah –leaves-

Courtney-…I need May…and Drew…-looks around- Where is her Chatot?

(A (stupid) Chatot flutters in and lands on her shoulder)

Courtney- Go get May and Drew from the beach.

Chatot- flies off-

Misty- Sooo…what to do now?

Courtney- I dunno…Kaida is knocked out, Paul is annoyed, Ash is gone to kill Harley and Rudy, May is drowning and Drew is saving her…

(Chatot comes back with a wet May and Drew following)

May- Why is Kaida on the ground fainted?

Misty- Paul was acting like Drew and flipped his hair.

Drew- scoffs- I can do that by just entering a room.

Courtney- Tell that to her –points to me-

May- Wake her up.

Misty- No don't! We can go!

Me- jumps up- NOOO!...Hello.

May- Hi.

Me- Not you…Drew~ -looks at him dreamily-

Drew- Uh…you're freaking me out.

Paul- You're telling us that now?

Me- Shut up!

Courtney- Kaida! If you had to choose Drew over Paul…would you die?

Me- I'd probably send Paul an 'I'm sorry but Drew is WAY hotter than you but you're still cute' basket full of nice things…but I wouldn't DIE. Because my Drewy is cooler than my Paul.

Drew, May, Paul, and Dawn- Your Drew/Paul?

Me-…Uh…astalabyebye! Time to go! See ya next time!

Courtney- sweatdrops- Uh…yeah…bye…

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Kaida- So…I liked it…R&R, no flames or M rated dares…no more hosts as I have two now…what am I forgetting Lilac?

Lilac- Don't use too big of words in your reviews, Kaida is too lazy to look them up.

Kaida- Hey!

Lilac- It's true.

Kaida- I know…now help me funnafye this studio.

Lilac- Fine…