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Kaida- Alright, to cut this short…thank Ikarishippng4ever for her dares last chappie and this chappie. I own nothing.
Lilac- Yep!
A/N Hall
Me- Okay…the battle is NEXT chapter, sorry battle fans.
May- sighs of relief- Thank goodness.
Misty- Aw man.
Me- Yeah…I'm bummed too…anyway, skipping intros, Courtney has more dares!
(Courtney crashes through the roof, knocking Noctowl (the dumb bird) off the ceiling)
Noctowl- Hey!
Me- Don't you dare start…you idiot bird!
Courtney- I have a device that MAKES Pokemon listen. –hold it up-
Me- For real? Gimmie! –takes it- What do I do?
Courtney- Press that button, the gold one.
Paul- The only one.
Me- You know what, shut up…oh darn, I'm out of names…anyway –presses golden button- Noctowl, get me Courtney's dares.
Noctowl- Yeah ri- Yes mam. –frowns- What the?
Me- Thanks Courtney! Now go~
(Noctowl flies off then comes back and drops a paper in my hand)
Me- Thank you, for once…here are Courtney's dares!
funny and great chapter! thanks for letting be be co-host! Now 4 my new dares and truths:
Drew: why do you have green hair? i dare you to save may from drowning.
May: have you ever had a crush on Ash? i dare you to hug paul.
Misty: would you ever of married rudy? i dare you to convince ash that you are married, then go let him kill rudy.
Ash:out of you three girl traveling companions who is the most fun and who do you like the best? i dare you to kill rudy and harley.
Dawn: why do you wear really short skirts and why do you have blue hair? i dare you to make paul blush ten times.
Paul: why do you have purple hair? i dare you to dye your hair green and ack like drew for the entire chapter.
Kaida: if you had to choose drew over paul would you die? and here is a thingy that makes pokemon listen to you.
~Bye~
~Ikarishipping4ever!
Me- Since Paul's is the most fun, he can start!
Paul- Really?
Me-…Yes…now…why do you have purple hair?
Paul- Because I do.
Courtney- That is NOT an answer.
Paul- I was born with purple hair.
Me- Were you really born or were you MADE?
Paul- I don't know.
Me- I think he has a real eggplant for a brain…anyway…DARE!
Courtney- Die your hair green and act like Drew for the whole chapter!
Misty- So that's why you started with him…not a bad idea –nods in approval-
Drew- No one can act like me.
Me- I can…Drewy…I really can.
Paul- I don't want snot green hair!
Me, Drew, and May- It's not snot green!
Me- It is a beautiful shade of green…unlike that UGLY shade of purple.
Ash- I think its snot green.
Me- You shut up Wanna Be Master! –shoves green die into Paul's hands- GO and DIE your HAIR green!
Paul- Fine –leaves for bathroom-
Courtney- Drew, while you are speaking, why do you have green hair?
Drew- Because it's awesome –flips his hair-
Me- Even though that's cool and true…that's not an answer.
Drew- Because I do.
May- Dejavue.
Me- I'll let you slide…my sweet sweet boy, but only today!
Dawn- So you let Drew slide but not Paul?
Me- Uh-huh.
Dawn- Why?
Me- Paul isn't as awesome as Drew.
Drew- Got that right.
Courtney- Well, Mr. Cool, save May from drowning.
May- But I'm not-
Me- Beach time! Psylia! Teleport!
Psylia- Nah, I'm- Sure...What the?
Noctowl- She's got us hooked.
Psylia- Darn –teleports everyone-
(At the beach)
Me- sucks teeth- There's too many people. Scizor, Razor Wind!
Scizor- Razor Winds me-
Me- What the what…why'd you do that you idiot…thing!
Scizor- You said use Razor Wind, I used Razor Wind.
Me- I meant on the people dumb bug!
Scizor- You didn't say on the people.
Me- Oh…so you wanna be smart eh?...Come on! I'll take you on!
Drew- You can't fight a Scizor. Do you know how fast it is?
Me- I'm fast.
Ash- Not as fast as that Scizor…
Courtney- What level is it?
Me- 100.
Misty- If it hates you, how'd you get it to 100?
Me- Trade.
May- sarcastically- That's great.
Me- You know what…Courtney, get Dialga to send these people into some dimension!
Courtney- Uh…okay…Dialga…do your thing.
(Everyone is gone)
Me- Now –lifts May- Bye! –tosses her in the water-
Ash- How did you…?
Courtney- Authors can do ANYTHING.
Me- Drew, save her.
Drew- No.
Me- And why not.
Drew-…What would you say if I said I couldn't swim?
Me- I'd say you're lying.
Drew- What would you say if I said that I almost drowned before?
Me- I'd say that May saved you and it's your turn.
Courtney- Burn!
Drew- Touché.
Me- Psylia…Teleport.
Psylia- teleports everyone but Drew and May back-
Me- You finally listen huh? Anyway, to keep moving forward…we'll skip to Misty.
Courtney- Would you have ever married Rudy?
Misty- I don't know.
Me- Why do all you people answer 'I don't know'? How do you NOT know? That was a YES or NO question…so answer…YES or NOOO!
Misty- No.
Courtney- Now convince Ash you're married.
Misty- Ash…
Ash- What?
Misty- I'm married.
Ash-…Really? To who?
Misty- Done.
Me- Ash, out of the three girls, that's May, Misty, or Dawn, you traveled with who was the most fun and who do you like the best?
Ash- I don't know…all three were kinda annoying…I like Dawn the best because she doesn't have too many rivals like May and doesn't hit me like Misty.
Courtney- Before Misty kills you…you get to go kill Harley and Rudy, take this bat –tosses him a bat-
Me- And I'm gonna get Plum, he might be having…more problems…-leaves-
Courtney- Let me take over…Why do you wear such short skirts and have blue hair…Dawn?
Dawn- The hair…to make me look good.
(Everyone hears a scoff and snort from the back)
Dawn- You shut up!
Me- I didn't say a thing!
Dawn- Anyway, the skirts are because-
Me- She's a slut!
Dawn- Am not!
Courtney- Aaanyway…when Paul gets his butt out here…you have to make him blush ten times.
Ash- snorts-
Misty- What?
Ash- Like that'll ever happen.
(I drag Paul out (after helping him and teaching him how to act…'Drewish')
Me- I could…right Paul?
Paul-…
Me- frowns- Right…Paul?
Paul-…
Me- grabs his collar- Right…Paul? –through gritted teeth- Answer…Paul.
Paul-…No…
Me- You were supposed to do the flippity flip thing and look cute doing it and smirk-
Courtney- Dang…
Ash- She KNOWS Drew.
Me- Now flip it and smirk like Drew would! –lets go of his collar-
Paul- sighs and flips hair- No.
Me- faints-
Courtney- …Wow…
Ash-…Wow…
Misty- …Aren't you supposed to be killing Harley and Rudy?
Ash-…Oh yeah –leaves-
Courtney-…I need May…and Drew…-looks around- Where is her Chatot?
(A (stupid) Chatot flutters in and lands on her shoulder)
Courtney- Go get May and Drew from the beach.
Chatot- flies off-
Misty- Sooo…what to do now?
Courtney- I dunno…Kaida is knocked out, Paul is annoyed, Ash is gone to kill Harley and Rudy, May is drowning and Drew is saving her…
(Chatot comes back with a wet May and Drew following)
May- Why is Kaida on the ground fainted?
Misty- Paul was acting like Drew and flipped his hair.
Drew- scoffs- I can do that by just entering a room.
Courtney- Tell that to her –points to me-
May- Wake her up.
Misty- No don't! We can go!
Me- jumps up- NOOO!...Hello.
May- Hi.
Me- Not you…Drew~ -looks at him dreamily-
Drew- Uh…you're freaking me out.
Paul- You're telling us that now?
Me- Shut up!
Courtney- Kaida! If you had to choose Drew over Paul…would you die?
Me- I'd probably send Paul an 'I'm sorry but Drew is WAY hotter than you but you're still cute' basket full of nice things…but I wouldn't DIE. Because my Drewy is cooler than my Paul.
Drew, May, Paul, and Dawn- Your Drew/Paul?
Me-…Uh…astalabyebye! Time to go! See ya next time!
Courtney- sweatdrops- Uh…yeah…bye…
A/N Hall
Kaida- So…I liked it…R&R, no flames or M rated dares…no more hosts as I have two now…what am I forgetting Lilac?
Lilac- Don't use too big of words in your reviews, Kaida is too lazy to look them up.
Kaida- Hey!
Lilac- It's true.
Kaida- I know…now help me funnafye this studio.
Lilac- Fine…
