Disclaimer: I do not nor ever will own this anime. Or possibly any others.
Summary: A series of random chapters consisting of random ideas. Bakura, Ryou, Mariku, and Malik are involved, including random others. Most in Malik's point of view, rarely Mariku and Ryou's, but only uncommonly Bakura.
I began this story when I was twelve, so spelling and such is being fixed as I go.
Warnings: Graphic violence, sex, yaoi, shounen ai, standard pervertedness, and twelve year old writing mistakes or stupidity.
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Malik's POV
Malik's POV
It's been a few days and Mariku's kind of sex crazed. Oh, the doorbell rang.
Malik: Hi!
Bakura: It worked! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Boy he can be girly. But, he's my friend. My idiotic but sweet friend.
Malik: Good.
Oh Ra, he's hugging me.. Ow, can't breathe...
Malik: Ow.. Suffocating...
Bakura: Sorry! Thanks for helping me! 'Cept the fact that I almost died from hypothermia.
What?.!
Malik: What?.! How?
Bakura: We got in a fight and I went to the park. I forgot my coat though.
I just noticed he's kind of shivering now.
Malik: You forgot your coat again! Sit on the couch and I'll make you some hot cocoa.
Bakura: Uh, ok..
Then Mariku walks in.
Mariku:... SEXY TOMB ROBBER!
Oh Ra no...
Odeon:... Bye.
Well, now Mariku's straddling Bakura's waist and doing the exact same thing he did to me. Aw, it's cute to see Bakura so shy and timid.
Malik: Mariku, get off him!
Mariku gave him a few more kisses and a some licks before getting up, rubbing Bakura's slight erection through the clothing. I could feel myself getting hard while watching, it was cute.
Bakura: Wha-auh?
Bakura looks hot with his head back like that and his breaths coming out in gasps. I can see him tensing through his clothing, I can tell, I used to be with him. Bakura's already close to release. If I do get Mariku to stop, Bakura will still need release. I know, it will go no further than that. Oh my Ra... Mariku stuck his hand into Bakura's pants and is pumping hard.
Bakura: Uhhuh...
Oh Ra, he's going to release soon, any second. Do I have an extra pair of pants he can wear? Oh, there he goes.
Bakura: Ah! Huh?
I think Mariku knew what I was thinking because he left Bakura alone after that. I think Mariku was satisfied. Now back to Bakura.
Malik: You ok?
Bakura: Huh? Can I borrow some pants? Oh..
Malik: Ya hold on!
I went to get some pants and he changed quickly. Ooh, Mariku is SOOO grounded when I tell Ishizu!
Bakura: Thanks... I have to go, Ryou will be worried. I'll come by in a few days.
Malik: Ok, bye.
Then Ishizu walked in, glancing at the soiled pants on the floor.
Ishizu: Did Mariku molest another whore?
Malik: No, Bakura.
Ishizu: What!.?
Odeon: (thinks) They'll never know I go to whore houses... (says) Dun dun dun duuuun dun!
IM NOT GOTH:...I was twelve... -.-''
