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Chapter 3Dear Siri-poo,

Call me Moonikeins again, and your hair will "accidentally" turn into every colour that was invented, one for each day of the year. Oh, I am so sorry about your mother's dress! Such a tragic loss. And Sirius Black could not have eggs? Alert the Prophet! An apocalypse should be coming anytime now!

You condescended to talk to me? Excuse you, but if my memory is still in working condition, it was the other way round! You used to pester me for hours, trying to get more than a monosyllable (that means "one word", you ignorant idiot!) out of me. I condescended to talk to you when I took pity on your awful pranks and improvised on them. Since that moment, my life went downhill. Or has your memory gone so bad that you can't even remember these things? Try to deflate that head before your legs collapse under its weight. By the way, you should have written to me earlier about not telling Prongs about the detention. I already told him, and he was the one who asked me, I had no wish to tell tales about you. Expect a Howler anyday! You know, you shouldn't move through girlfriends so fast, the girls get hurt (why does this conversation sound familiar? Oh, only because we have had it for over a thousand number of times!).

I loved the chocolates, thank you so much! I made brownies (yes I learnt to bake. No, I am not wearing a pink apron). I sent you some. Tell me how they were. You know, I am really lucky to have such idiotic friends who are reckless enough to risk their lives for a beast. I really don't deserve much. Oh, and you call me Mooncakes once again, and not even Merlin will be aable to find your broom. NO FLYING! FOR ETERNITY! Think about it, Paddy-pie, won't you?

Love,

Moony.

PS: Wendelin the Weird put cooling charms on herself, so that she would not get burnt. So, she enjoyed the feeling of burning. By the way, this odd stuff gets you marks in the exams, you know that, right?