Here we go with another chapter! I only have 3 reviews on this thing, seriously? I work hard on these.
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Oh, yes, if you're a fan of Kung Fu Panda, and a fan of the Tigress/Po pairing, I have a story for it. It's called, "Pretty Sure it's a Miracle". Check it out if you want on my profile ;)
This chapter is based on the song, "The Best Damn Thing" by Avril Lavigne. It's kind of Astrid's Bitchy *Pardon my French* side. I'm not a huge fan of Astrid, but I really do try to be nice about her…:/
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The Best Damn Thing
Song by: Avril Lavigne
Story by: Alicehatter239
Lemme hear you say, "Hey, hey, hey!"
Hey, hey, hey!
Alright. Now lemme hear you say, "Hey, hey, ho!"
Hey, hey, ho!
Gods, I know I'm supposed to be one of the toughest girls in Berk, but seriously? Boys just don't know when to stop. They don't understand anything about girls. Idiots.
For instance, my boyfriend, Snotlout, doesn't understand that you're supposed to hold the door open for a girl. Especially when that girl is your girlfriend.
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door,
Even though I told him yesterday and the day before.
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab,
And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad.
It's like boys were made to be screw-ups. I just want a good relationship, and at the moment, I don't really have one. But Snotlout is honestly my only choice right now.
Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams?
My Cinderella Story scene…
When do you think they'll finally see…
I've always had the feeling that Snotlout was cheating on me in some form or another. I mean, it's Snotlout, for crying out loud! What can you expect from an idiotic guy like him? I'd have better luck with Hiccup.
That you're not, not, not gonna get any better.
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me, never.
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me, we're not the same.
I had a feeling I knew who the girl was that he was cheating on me with. And it was a girl that I hated beyond all reason of hate.
Camicazi.
She's my brat of a cousin. Older than me, supposedly better than me, and maybe even smarter than me. Thank the gods she doesn't live here in Berk. No, she lives on a different island. Everybody there pretty much worships her. Don't ask me how Snotlout can be cheating on me with someone who doesn't live here, but trust me, he would be able to find a way.
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle.
You don't know trouble; I'm a hell of a stander.
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen.
Snotlout doesn't know who he's dealing with, though. As well as he thinks he might knows me, he knows nothing about what a bitch I can be if I really want to be one. He's gonna wake up one day and realize that I'm better than anything in his miserable life.
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.
Alright, alright. Yeah!
And then…there's those…y'know…certain times of months us girls have to deal with. For some reason, during that time of the month, Snotlout tries to be a good boyfriend. But I get really pissed during that time of month.
I hate it when a guy doesn't understand,
Why a certain time of month I don't wanna hold his hand.
I hate it when they go out, and we stay in
And they come home smelling like their ex-girlfriend.
Then there's his ex-girlfriend, Ruffnut. I act all buddy-buddy around her because even though I'm tough, she's tough, too. I'd rather not get into a fight with her. Sometimes, Snotlout will come over to my house and he'll seriously smell like her. Yeah, I know what she smells like. Don't judge me.
I found my hopes, I found my dreams,
My Cinderella Story scene.
Now everybody's gonna see…
That you're not, not, not, gonna get any better.
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me, never.
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me,
We're not the same.
Yes, Ruff and I are a lot alike. I'm not going to go into all the details, though. But even though we're a lot alike, we're sooo not the same.
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle.
You don't know trouble; I'm a hell of a stander.
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen.
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.
I know that Hiccup likes me a lot. It's kind of creepy how much he likes me, to be honest. But I don't understand why he does, considering I'm so mean to him. I understand that I'm the best thing his eyes have ever seen.
(A/N: Sorry for the author's note here, guys. I know that during the song, Avril spells her name, but I'm skipping that part.)
Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams?
My Cinderella Story scene.
When do you think they'll finally see…
That you're not, not, not gonna get any better!
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me, never.
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same.
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle.
You don't know trouble; I'm a hell of a stander.
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen.
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen.
Snotlout better pull himself together and realize that if he doesn't date me, he isn't going to date anybody, because nobody is as good as me. He needs to get that through that thick skull of his.
Lemme hear you say, "Hey, hey, hey!"
Hey, hey, hey!
Alright. Now lemme hear you say, "Hey, hey, ho!"
Hey, hey, ho!
Hey, if you side with me on this whole issue, I won't kill you.
Alright?
There you go! This was actually really fun to write! So I expect reviews on this, 'kay? Please? Pretty please?
Puh-leeeeeeeeaaaaassseee?
I'M BEGGING HERE!
Thank you ;)
