I DO NOT OWN S.W.A.C. OR ICARLY OR CHANEL PERFUME OR THE PRINCESS DIARIES CHARACTERS OR DAVID HENRIE, CHASE FROM ZOEY 101, MITCHELL MUSSO, MAX FROM W.W.P OR ANYTHING ELSE.
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Chapter 3: GASP!
"I didn't know about the rivalry…" Sonny lied flawlessly to her cast. Tawni was on her side, naturally. Tawni has always been a sucker for Romeo-and-Juliet love stories so it was easy to get her to go to Sonny's side.
"That's true, I never told her." Tawni defended.
"BUT CHAD DID!" Zora pointed out.
"That means he really like Sonny!" Tawni retorted.
"Or he wants to trick us AGAIN!" Nico argued.
"Why would he go to a women's lingerie store if he just wants to trick us?" Sonny asked.
"He's desperate enough to go in there and DESTROY US!" Grady screamed.
"Or he's desperate to date me…"
"Now that is correct" Chad said strolling inside the room, hugging Sonny from behind and kissing her neck.
"Awww!" Tawni gushed.
"EWWWWW! MY EYES!" The others screamed.
"Fine, you can date her." Zora said.
Chad cheered but was cut off by Zora saying "But! But, you give us good food and say on your show that So Random! is better!"
"WHAT?" Chad exclaimed.
"YEAH!"
"N-n-n…n-YES! There I said it! Let's go Sonny."
Zora laughed maniacally while the others backed away and ran out the door, terrified of the evil genius of an eleven-year-old.
On Mackenzie Falls…
"SO RANDOM! RULES! WATCH IT TONIGHT AT 7:00!" Marta screamed, running through the set at taping, like her mean director said.
"Marta has finally lost it…" Mackenzie mumbled and proceeded talking to Chloe "That's why you should go out with me! Then you'll be the first normal girl I'd date! Please my lady love!"
Connie was watching Mackenzie Falls
Her nose scrunched up and said "Lady love?" and turned off the TV just before Sonny came in, looking overjoyed.
Sonny sighed
"What's got you all sighing'?" Connie asked her daughter.
"Chad asked me to go out with him, the others accepted him AND I got steak at lunch! Nothing can ruin this day!"
"….Uhm…Sonny….you're father just got married…"
Sonny's eyes widened and her mouth fell agape. Suddenly, everything turned black…
Sonny's flashback/dream…
"Daddy! Please don't! I'm your daughter! Owwww!" 14-year-old Sonny said as her father slapped and hit her. This was her father's last day in Wisconsin. Her mother and father had finalized their divorce and her father wants to make his last day worthwhile.
This has been going on for 2 weeks after they called it quits and Sonny never said anything to her mother. It wouldn't change anything.
"SONNY! SONNY!" Tawni screamed at her friend, waking her up.
Sonny sat up, confused and hurt. She realized she was dripping wet and her cheeks were red. They have probably threw water at her and slapped her to wake her up.
"Who are you?" Sonny asked, confused.
"IT'S ME! TAWNI HART!" Tawni said, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Who?"
"Sonny, honey, do you remember who I am?" Chad asked.
"No. Who's Sonny?"
"OH NO!" Connie screamed "THIS HAPPENED TO MY DAD ONCE!"
They rushed Sonny to the hospital and waited as the doctors did tests on Sonny.
Finally, after two long torturous hours, the doctor told them three words that made Chad's world come crashing down, "She has Amnesia..."
"WHAT? Doctor, is it permanent? Is she gonna be alright? TELL ME MY BEST FRIEND IS ALRIGHT!" Tawni screamed in the doctor's ear, gripping his shirt and lifting him from the ground.
"Put me down!" The doctor demanded.
"Sorry…" Tawni said, putting the annoyed doctor down "Now, TELL ME MY BET FRIEND IS ALRIGHT!"
"She's alright and thankfully, her Amnesia is only temporary." The doctor said calmly.
They all sighed in relief.
"WAIT!" Tawni screamed in the doctor's ear once again "HOW LONG?"
By now, the whole room is staring at them, bewildered by the loud noises coming from the unhappy teen's mouth, which made the doctor slightly blush.
"Maybe two…three…."
"TWO, THREE WHAT?"
"Yeah, maybe five…" The doctor was quoting lines from iCarly, his favorite show, just to annoy the diva he once was obsessed with.
"Days." A nurse nearby answered, rolling her eyes at the Dr. Felix' childish behavior.
"Thanks a lot, Janet…" Dr. Felix growled and stomped away.
"What's got his tampons in a bundle?" Tawni asked, her nose scrunched with confusion.
The others just rolled their eyes and proceeded to Sonny's room.
"AHHHHHH!" Sonny screamed as she saw a needle coming closer.
"OWWWW! OWWW! IT HURTS! HELP ME!" Sonny proceeded to scream.
"Ms. Munroe, the injection hasn't even touched your skin." The nurse chuckled.
2 hours later…
"So let me get this straight…I'm Sonny Munroe, I'm on So Random!" Sonny asked unsurely.
"Yes." Nico said, grinning that his friend remembered something…well, after they said it to her…
"So I'm not Beyonce…?"
"FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, YES! I WAS JUST JOKING WHEN I SAID THAT!" Zora screamed, frustrated.
"Whatever. Chad Copper's my boyfriend-"
"Chad DYLAN Cooper." Chad corrected her.
"Let me finish! My mom's Connie, I'm in Hollywood and I'll get my memory back in a few days."
Everyone nodded.
"Will it hurt?" Sonny asked worriedly.
"I dunno…" Grady answered.
"And you're Grady!" Sonny grinned.
"YEAH!" Grady screamed, full of enthusiasm.
"Okkkaaaayyyy…." Tawni said unsurely "Who am I?"
"Tawni Hart, official BFF of Sonny Munroe since 1996."
"Correct, now who's he?"
"Nico Harris, your boyfriend of 2 years and star of 'NICO'."
"Right! Her?"
"Zora Lancaster. Owner of Bernie the snake and certified genius."
"Who's your father? The doctor said you remember him."
Connie gasped and tears welled up in the eyes of Sonny Munroe, the amnesiac.
"S-St-Steve Mu-Munroe...My f-father, ex-husband of Connie Munroe and is getting married to L-Linda B-Beckett/M-M-Mun-n-r-roe… Steve Munroe is also abusive and a child rapist…" Sonny said, mumbling the last part. The six gasped. Tawni ran to hug Sonny but Chad beat her to it. Sonny soaked Chad's new shirt with tears but Chad didn't care, he just doesn't want to see his girl cry. After whispering comforting words in her ear, Sonny calmed down and proceeded. "Drug addict, divorced 4 times and got my friend Kristina pregnant."
"Christine Stone's daddy is STEVE?" Connie shouted.
"Kristina's very fertile, according to the doctor." Tawni stated "I always thought it was Danny…"
"Sheesh, all this drama from a marriage. I never want to get married-" Nico started but Tawni glared at him. That look in her eyes clearly stated 'One more word and die.'. "-to anyone except to Tawni Hart!"
Sonny's eyes were glossy and he was staring at the wall once they turned away from Nico, as if she was having a flashback.
Flashback…
9-year-old Sonny Munroe came down the stairs to the sound of her parents fighting. She heard the door slam and her mother screaming "Good riddance!". Her father was always the one to walk out after a big fight. He always came back at exactly 9:30 to apologize with flowers and candy for Connie and a toy for his little angel. But he never came that night, instead he came back at 4:30 in the morning, smeared lipstick stains on his face and his clothes wrinkled and messed up, Sonny was awake by then to get a glass of milk when she saw her father. He reeked of Eau de Toilette Chanel perfume mixed with alcohol and beer. Sonny may only be 9 then but she was smart enough to know that her beloved father, her role model, had been cheating on her mother. She never told her, though. She wanted her family to work, unlike Lily and Michael Moscovitz' parents . Oh, and Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo's too. Yeah, she reads The Princess Diaries! Her mother was faithful even when a hot, young, muscled dude asked her to go his attic. Talk about PERVERTED! Her father, though, was not the most reliable person when left in a bar or his office, and Connie knew it. That's when their 11-year marriage and love for one another started to falter…
Sonny turned to her mom and confessed really quickly."Momma,…" And fell asleep, leaving her mother gob smacked.
One week later….
Almost everything was back to normal, except that the casts and Connie didn't know that Sonny Munroe's father is coming in the picture…
Steve Munroe wanted his daughter back. He wanted the fame and fortune. But mostly the fortune. He thought that Sonny still loved him and missed him. Boy, was he EVER wrong. With his other kids from his many previous marriages, he is out to get the one person he emotionally killed. His kids are all boys, so no worries for the Channy and Tawnico fans. His kids' names are David (Imagine David Henrie), Chase (Chase on Zoey 101), Max (Max Russo) and Mitchell (Mitchell Musso). They all had met a couple years back. It was awkward. Same sperm and different kids of eggs. Awkward.
