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Chapter 3 Dance, Dance Revulsion
"Truth or dare, Eshros!" Kanchome said.
"Dare!" Eshros said, showing a burst of bravado.
"I dare you to… do the funky chicken!" Kanchome cackled.
Suddenly, music began playing. Eshros stood in the corner, dancing the funky chicken. (Thanks Goddess of the evil water bottles.) Everybody cackled with laughter.
"All right, Wonrei, or should I say, lover boy, Truth or Dare!" Eshros said.
"Truth!" Wonrei said. "I can't dance."
"What was the most romantic place you and Li-yen went to?" Eshros said.
"We went to this temple and it was so beautiful!" Wonrei recounted. "We kissed under the arch!"
"Oooooh!" Sugino hollered. He, Reycom and Hyde began chanting, "Wonrei and Li-yen sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage! That's not all! That's not all! I see a baby shooting a Boren ball!"
Zofis then rushed out of the closet, carrying a chainsaw. "That's it, Kido, you're sawdust!" He pulled the string. "You're gonna pay for videotaping me in my intimate moments!" The screaming of a chainsaw filled the air.
"I don't wanna be sawdust! I wanna be king! Not Sawdust!" Kido screamed as he ran from Zofis wielding a chainsaw.
"All right, Sugino!" Wonrei said. "Truth or Dare?"
"Truth!" Sugino said, smiling.
"What is your favorite food that Haru doesn't know about?" Wonrei said.
"I like to eat insects!" Sugino said, still smiling.
Haru's face turned the color of Sugino's spell book.
"Maruss! Your turn!" Sugino called.
"Dare me!" Maruss sneered.
"I dare you to kiss Tia on the lips!" Sugino said.
Maruss walked toward Tia. "C'mere you! Kiss me, sweetie!"
"I would rather eat some of Sugino's cooking than kiss your ugly lips!" Tia said. "Kiss this!" She grabbed a frying pan and hit Maruss in the face with it.
"Oww!" Maruss said. "She's playing hard to get!" He got up and then kissed Tia.
"Eww!" Tia said, wiping off her lips. "Maruss! You perv!" She picked up her frying pan and chased Maruss around with it, repeating the words "You're a perv, Maruss!"
"Love hurts!" Rembrandt sighed. He laid a hand on Maruss's book.
"All right, Zeno, Truth or Dare?" Maruss said, rubbing his sore cheek.
"I want a dare now!" Zeno replied.
"I dare you to…," Maruss paused to hum a little melody he heard on the show. "Do the Very Melon Dance, and sing along with the song!"
"OK, but this is embarrassing!" Zeno said. He cleared his throat. "Catch my heart, Very Melon!"
"Very Melon!" A few mamodo from the crowd shouted.
After Zeno went through the song, everyone started laughing. "All right, who's next?" Zeno scanned the crowd, looking for someone to humiliate. "Ahh, dear Bari. Truth or dare?"
"I pick dare!" Bari said.
"Well, then. Do you remember the dance Yopopo used to do?" Bari nodded. "I dare you to do that dance!"
Bari took a deep breath and began dancing, chanting "Yo-po-poi! To-po-poi! Su-po-po-poi!"
Everybody, including Djem and Yopopo began laughing wickedly
"Sherry, Truth or dare!" Bari said.
"Dare!" Sherry said.
"I dare you to kiss, uh, Vega from Street Fighter!" Bari said. Sherry ran off to the next studio, where they were shooting Street Fighter. She and Vega came back and they kissed.
"Sherry!" Brago roared. "I thought you promised me not to make out with other men in front of me!"
"Sorry, it's a dare!" Sherry said.
"All right! Zofis, it's about time I humiliated you, myself! Truth or dare?"
"Truth! I don't want to do that dance again! I hate Parco Folgore!"
"What is your number one most embarrassing habit?" Sherry sneered.
"I put on Koko's clothes when she's not looking!" Zofis spat out.
"He's more of a perv than Maruss!" Tia said. "Who would put on women's clothes when the woman isn't looking?"
"Eww!" The young mamodos shouted in unison.
How do you like that? Next Chapter… Attack of the OC's.
