Disclaimer i dont own inuyasha nor do i wish to (cause in this fic they bitch way to much)

WARNINGContains swearing, sex, sexual themes, some more swearing, some more sex, and guess what some more sexual themes

Pairings are the fallowing: Kagomexkagura sangoxkouga sesshomaruxadultRin inuyashaxkikiyo ayamexkanna and miroku is left alone to dream LOL

i would just like to put in that this may take me some time and that i will add updates if it looks good REMINDER its only my second fanfic and the first one WELLLLL went pretty shity and is under a completely different name from a long time ago but i write and read them cause hey lets face it i like fanfics REGARDLESS of the flamers and shit that people throw down this story will contain MOSTLY diaolog between Multiple persons READ ON

(Charecters included in this are the fallowing: Inuyasha sesshomaru kouga miroku kakgome kagura kikiyo sango and of course the adult rin souta and kohaku) (Note that i know not of an adult rin but hey it sounds good to me) special appearences are the teen age kanna and ayame MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA will it go wong can it will it NO IT WONT :) R&R [ so i added a few new ones to this chapter but this will be how its gonna be from now on

Kagome felt sick not well at all and to top it all off she had work tommarow which would be a monday it was gonna be her longest day she just knew it and what was that smell shit couldnt figure it out she rememered it was something inuyasha and sesshomaru had been smoking once before

"EVERYONE WAKE UP"

they all rose up

"what the hell is going on inuyasha"

he rubbed his eyes and looked at her kinda confused "what do you mean what the hell is going on"

they all looked at each other as well as kagome and inuyasha, they all seemed puzzeled as if they didnt know what was going on and well to be frank about it they didn't. Kagome was sick of the games or was it the alcohol still in her system she didnt know but all she knew was yep that was it she knew that she smelt of pot the fine herbal smoke you get from rolling some good old home grown stimulant yea thats right WEED

she began to panic "every one take a wif of your shirts"

they all smelled of it as well it seems as though in the mits of getting drunk inuyashas pot vendor stoped by and made a sell or two

"hey kagome babe its not saturday...its sunday"

"OH DEAR GOD NO NO NO"

inuyasha looked around with a smirk on his face

"huh i guess i must have called sweider over looks like he brought the rest of the party with him"

then there was a loud scream sounded male but it was high pitched when every one got up the stairs they found souta in the floor and kohaku still passed out on the futon bed

they questioned the sudden scream

"i woke up with my face like three inches from kohakus"

"what do you mean souta"

"SIS IM TELLING YOU I THINK I SLEPT WITH MY BEST FREIND HE HAD HIS FUCKING ARM AROUND ME WHEN I WOKE UP"

kagura's cold sense of humor kicked in and no matter the situation kagome always laughed

"well souta maybe now you wont partyor even touch a drop of whisky will you"

"kagura" she said while trying to hold back a giggle

sango came running in there when she reached the living room she grabed her brother violently shakeing him awake

"KOHAKU WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED"

"HUH i dont know let me think you came running in here and jumped me and asked me what just happened and now we are here to this point, damn sis you need your memmory checked on"

"well?" kagome asked him

"well what"

"does your ass hurt"

"no"

"does your mouth feel funny or have a bad after taste in it"

"NO" he yelled

"well then i dont think any thing happened but to be sure sango check your little brother out"

kagura jumped up with an idea "hey kagome if anything bad happened between these two i want to dress them up in some girl clothes and take them to the mall and make them hold hands" she gave off an evil laugh

"hey that sounds good" she remarked

sango question her brother the same way kagome had done souta

"kohaku answer me damit"

"im not sure"

so they drove to the hospital kagome and and sango made them go the same one just in case it was true that way they would live with the embaresment of doing so.

While they where away sango layed it out for those who didnt hear about it the first go around and ayame couldnt help but to laugh and quit frankly neither could sango it was sorta funny to her in a way

two hours later kagome and kagura came back in the two boys fallowing in behind

"ok both of you set down"

everyone stared at them in question as to what might be happening now

"well its offical we have the results but i want it to plague their minds for a bit and when they go stir crazy we will open it up and find out what really happened"

both boys looked down at the floor not knowng what to say to them or each other for that fact

then out of the silence souta spoke

"Kohaku dude if you just fucked up my life im going to kill you"

"Dont be a bitch"

souta glared at kohaku with anger

"look man i didnt mean it like that for all we know i may have been the one on the receiveing end of this"

with out even giving it any thought souta's fist met kohakus jaw Kagura couldnt take it any more

"ok thats it give me those tests results babe its about time we get to the bottom of this"

they all stared at kagura as she opended up the report and what she saw on the paper caused her to fall back into her seat and damn near die with laughter she couldnt help it she lit a ciggarette and passed it to kagome along with the papper "read this your gonna laugh"

mouth swab result for souta higarashi negative

he jumped for joy not sure what to say to kohaku other than he was happy that he himself wasnt gay in any means

mouth swab for kohaku positive

he jumped up in protest "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN POSITIVE"

sango looked at him in a worried look and spoke "it means that you failed that test in other words it came up positive for semen"

ayame poped off "or pubes if you swallow" that was the first time kanna smiled in a long time and it would have to come from a joke about somebodies life becoming all twisted

inuyasha walked over and picked a violen and began playing a sad song "does fit the moment"

DOOR BELL RINGS

sesshomaru answered with his most calm voice "hello"

"yo sesshomaru is your brother home"

"yea hes playing his violen right now"

"Inuyasha is playing a violen"

"yea come on in"

"yo dog breath"

"hey sweider whats up homie"

"whats going on"

"oh nothing much just sangos little brother found it hes gay"

sweider looked him for a minute

"your telling me hes just now finding out i had him figured for a queer from the start OWNED"

they set theyre homie down and explained to him what all has happened since the party by the time he had herd it all he was in tears with laughter

( and to explain sweider he was a strange one had wicked clown like paint all black and white on his face giving him some nice lookin facial features in just seconds he go from lookin pissed to happy as can be when he was younger he was in and out of jail for petty ass shit and his mom had a bad habit of throwing shit when it did not work to her likeing people always though it was just clown paint that he wore a lot but for some ungodly reason it never came off it was demon markings but cooler in a way)

"damn guys hey i got some smoke yall want some"

inuyasha got up " yea but just a little bit cause kikiyo cant smoke any right now we think she may be"

"OH i see"

"yea"

ayame stood around her and kanna un able to keep it a secret any longer they had to spill it out they were about to bust with laughter ayame set down by kohaku

"ok let me let you guys in on a little secret ok"

they all looked at her in bewilderment

"kohaku isnt gay souta me and kanna and kohaku downed a bottle of rum, kohaku poped off and said he could care less what happened to him at that point he said he wouldnt feel pain so we made a bet we took him to the basement with me and kanna kanna helped me lace up a strap on and i gave him a go to show him the pain a girl might feel and i wound up getting off while it was in his mouth and i dont know why his ass aint sore but it should be and thats what happened"

they all busted up laughing sweider was even rolling in the floor with laughter

kohakus only response was "so your telling me you stuck me in the ass witha toy"

"yep and oddly enough you seemed to be enjoying it so i went till you passed out then we drug you up the stairs and tossed you in the bed and wraped you up close to souta as a joke it seemed harmless"

kagome looked around "where is rin and kikiyo oh ok they done went to bed"

kagura was wanting kagome to go to bed but she wasnt wanting to so kagura had to persue her to it took some motivation first she waited till kagome was alone in the kitchen, then she grabed her by the hips and began to whisper things to her that would only be knowen behid doors and in a bed kagome refused saying she wasnt in the mood, then kagura got dessperate and so she moved up one on the ladder she grabed kagome and slamed her agianst the wall and began kiss all over kagomes neck kagome shot her hand down to kaguras split and ran her hands into kaguras pants to find that kagura was wearing no panties kagome grined and and put two of her fingers to good use kagome relized they where in the kitchen and reached out with her other hand to shut off the light then reached into her glass and grabed a cube of ice quickly switching hands the trusted the cube of ice into kaguras split kagura let out a whineing like yelp and let go of her lover


"thats cold kagome why did you do that?"

"i dont know it seemed good at the moment"

"yea well that was like a major turn off"

"im sorry kagura ill make it up to you later i promise"

"oh god i hope so that was just cold"

she began to shiver from the cold cube that had just been placed inside of her

they both walked in the living room to see ayame and kanna talking

"ayame just go grab me a can of pop and when im done we will go to bed"

"kanna lets just go now im kinda tired" she wrapped her arms around kannas waiste kanna gave a sadistic grin and pushed ayames head down to her crotchgiving the gesture that a man would give to say blow me in her case it would be more like eat me ayame took as an offer and started to unzip kannas jeans kanna blushed and steped back ayame got up and walke d over to kagura licking her neck and whispering in her ear "your sister is gonna fuck my brains out to night" kagura began to whisper to her "i dont now what my little sister sees in you but i wouldnt fuck you if you asked me to in fact i wouldnt touch you with a fifty foot pole and kagome pushing it even better than that id go a round with all these guys in this house befor i fucked you so if my sis loses intrest in you anytime soon dont even think about me" ayame looked her and spoke "your drunk i can see it in your eyes youve already had one to many" kagura looked at her and agreed "yea probly so anyway good night sis and good night ayame and oh yea one more beer and i may just have sex with you" she laughed and walked away

out side the guys hung out crackin jokes and sesshomaru was for some reason always seemed down for anything once he had hit the grass a bit he was out there gettin the party going.

"hey guys grab me a cold can from the cooler"

"hey sesshomaru its down by your feet"

"i cant see"

"open your eyes"

"oh yea hehe that might help me out some"

then they came up witht the idea of who could skate the best and so they grabed the boards out of sweiders car and lined up in the road

OMG what will happen next because you wont find out on this chapter hahaha you'll have to wait till next chapter

Chapter 4 Coming soon maybe sooner than you think then agian maybe not soon enough