Yaaay now we get to see what happens when Russia meets Hidan!! Well it's obvious to an extent but whatever.
This picks up exactly where the last leaves off but I don't do recaps since all the chapters are here anyway.
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"Why do I stab Russia? Why do you climb through other people's fucking windows?!"
"And MY window of awesomeness to top it!!"
The taller man tilted his head as if he didn't understand.
"Your room? I thought this was dear Ludwig's room~"
"Err, no, West's room is on the OTHER side of the house genius."
"Oh.."
The strange man turned and stuck his head back out the window.
"Dear Raivis I won't be needing the magic water stick afterall, this doesn't appear to be Ludwig's room."
There was a pathetic whimper from outside that sounded half relieved and half terrified to have been addressed at all before the man turned back to them. Gilbert suddenly raised his arm and pointed silently at him, a blank expression on his face.
"YOU!!"
A long silence followed this, Hidan looking from his friend pointing like a statue to the intruder grinning in a homocidal way.
"........ Who the fuck are you again?"
Hidan slapped his forehead.
"Jashin dammit Gilbo you made it sound like you had something epic to say!!"
"Hey, everything I say is epic, 'cause I'm me!"
"Yeah well I- OWW WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!!?"
While Hidan had been argueing with his new clone the new guy had the nerve to pick up the kunai he had dropped near the window and stab him through the arm with it, which he probably would have done himself anyway, but that wasn't the point.
"WHO THE HELL SAID YOU COULD STAB ME?! ONLY I CAN STAB ME, WATCH!"
Before anything more could be said Hidan drew another kunai from his pouch and stabbed himself in the side with a demented smirk. Gilbert's eyes widened in surprise, while the unidentified man smiled ever more creepily with satisfaction.
"Ah, so you wish to punish yourself to save Russia the trouble, da~?"
"LIKE HELL I WOULD "RUSSIA"! I stab myself for Jashin-sama and Jashin-sama only. By the way, I think Jashin-sama wants me to stab you too. HOLD STILL!"
Hidan removed the now bloody kunai from his arm and used it to stab Russia's arm in return.
He expected him to be surprised, or at least cry out in pain, but the only reaction he showed was to stare at his new wound in wonder, before looking up with a childish smile.
"Owww~ You are not afraid of Russia person who looks like Prussia?"
"I'm not afraid of ANYTHING, especially not-"
"AH-HAH!! NOW I REMEMBER YOU!!" Gilbert interupted finally climbing to his feet.
"You're that guy!! From that place! Ivan!"
Ivan nodded and chuckled happily.
"Da~ I am Ivan, and Ivan's a sex bomb*!!"
A long awkward silence followed this as Ivan smirked in satisfaction, before Gilbert and Hidan burst out into laughter.
"Aren't we ALL Ivan?" Gilbert asked wiping tears of mirth from his eyes.
"Yeah, this bitch is my kind of bitch!" Hidan added clapping Ivan on the back.
The only response he got was the continuation of Ivan's happy smile, before he found himself stabbed once again, this time in the stomach. Hidan looked down at it with a groan of annoyance as the blood stained through his Akatsuki cloak.
"What the hell man?!..... Ahhh who gives a fuck I'll make Kakuzu wash it out later!"
Ivan chuckled again, and wrapped Hidan in a hug that seemed more like he was trying to break every bone in his body, which Hidan didn't really mind and returned. Gilbert laughed victoriously and joined in.
"Hey, this means our dou is now a trio! AWESOME!" He exclaimed.
"Is Ivan part of the trio Gilbert?" Ivan asked, the creepy childish smile never once faltering.
"Hell yeah bitch, you can't get rid of us now it's your punishment for climbing in my window! By the way Hidan, can I stab you too?"
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Kakuzu inwardly sighed as he climbed up Ludwig's stairs. Hidan was probably gonna whine and complain like a child once he told him they had to get going, but Pein was very clear that Kakuzu was only to spend one day and one day only visiting, and if he returned without the foul-mouthed Jashinist he would be in for some serious punishment.
'Actually....' He thought as he approached Gilbert's door, beyond which he could hear uncontrollable laughter of the maniacal sort.
'Maybe Pein would be preferable than having to deal with Hidan's new obsession with his "friend".'
This time he sighed outwardly as he prepared to deal with two whining silver haired brats as his hand rested on the doorknob, before he finally turned it and poked his head in.
"Hidan! It's time to go we-...... we...... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
Before Kakuzu's bewildered eyes were not two, but three silver haired brats laughing with mirth, and his brat was covered in kunai like a human pincushion and bleeding profusely.
"Kakuzu!!" He struggled to yell as he choked back more laughter.
"Can we move in here~?"
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Omfg, short chapter o.o Well I wasn't entirely sure how to word it, so it'll have to work for now. Stabbing Hidan is fun, da? 8D I hope I'm not making them to OOC, but in my mind Hidan loves giving bloody hugs and raping the Akatsuki, Gilbert is best friends with anyone who will let him grope him and shares his love of bothering people, and Ivan just needs acceptance which Gilbert and Hidan are screwed up enough to provide~
Note=To any who didn't get the "sex bomb" comment, look up the Russian ice skater Evgeni Plushenko on youtube, I'm sure you'll find it xD
Sex Bomb Sex Bomb Ivan is a Sex Bomb!
