Hey people! I was looking around FF and realized there aren't a lot of Crash and Sellie fics, and I have a theory for that. People write stories after they've seen an episode and gotten inspiration. Since those two couples haven't been around in a while, people are starting to forget about them, but others like Crellie Cranny and Semma/Eman are overly common.

(I'm pretty stupid right?) If you would like to read more of my wacky theories, please read my profile!

Disclaimer: Do not own Degrassi

"Then he was all like, 'Oh, you're too clingy and stupid and you never let me get past first base!' And I said, 'How can you compare our relationship to baseball? Why not a bouquet of fresh flowers or daffodils blowing in the wind?' And he said, 'I'm glad I cheated on you, you're a psycho!' Can you believe that? Me a psycho?" Faye spat, burying her curly hair into Ellie's shoulder. Ellie wiped her face, and rubbed circles into Faye's back.

It reminded Ellie of all the times in university when Faye would get dumped for various reasons. Like the time she got dumped for being clingy. And the other time she got dumped because she thought dealing drugs was wrong, no need to mention all the stuff the ex bought for her was his profit from a drug deal. And the worst was when she was dumped for being too happy. After this event, she became more goth than Ellie was in high school for two weeks.

"Guy sucks, but you'll find someone better than-"

"And you know what else?" Faye interrupted, flinging her hair backwards to reveal a tear-stained face. "He said that all guys follow the same code and that I need to learn it before I end up dying alone! Can you believe he said that?"

Ellie's mind drifted off, not because she didn't care, but because it was the same with all of her boyfriends. They were nice at first, but always made her feel bad. Next time, Ellie would set her up with someone suitable. Someone that liked the idea of commitment. Like Chris Brown meets Adam Levine, and really romantic. Not someone who would buy her a pretzel from the gas station at 11:30pm on her birthday.

"You think I'm going to die alone? What kind of friend are you?" she weeped, burying her face into a pillow. Ellie snapped out of her trance and turned to Faye.

"Faye, you won't die alone. You don't need me to tell you that,"

"I just might. I'm giving up on dating, guys are only out to hurt us," she hissed, throwing the pillow at the wall. Ellie had seen Faye flip out before because of guys, but nothing this physical or emotional.

"Not all guys are bad, Faye. You'll find the right one someday," she replied, pulling her friend's hair off her face. "Someone who will understand you and love you no matter what. Kinda like me and Sean..." she trailed off, drifting off into a fantasy land.

"I bet Sean is cheating on you right now, that's all guys do," she hissed again, snapping Ellie back to reality. Faye was becoming hysterical with her crying.

"No, Sean would not do that, he's at the garage," she spoke proudly. Faye stopped crying and looked Ellie in the eye.

"Have you ever actually been there when they are working? A lot of girls come down there searching for a sugar daddy, and you know that place pays a lot," Ellie pondered for a second, trying to imagine another girl hitting on Sean, and asking for money.

"No, and I'll prove it to you," she stated. Faye shrugged and attempted to clean herself up after another episode.

"When he breaks your heart, my door is open."

"No, it won't happen," Ellie said righteously. Faye fixed her t-shirt and smirked.

"Trust me, he will. Guys always do."

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Sean drove his car home, taking in all the events that happened that day. As stupid as Jay's advice was, he had to take it into consideration. The last thing he bought for Ellie was lunch about 3 months ago, and he ws the one making the most money. Sure Ellie wasn't materialistic, but she deserved to be pampered, right?

He walked up the stairs to the apartment, slowly turning the key in the lock, hoping Ellie wasn't there. Maybe he could make her something like dinner, but he truly was not a better cook than her.

"Sean?" The female voice was unfamiliar. He slowly stepped in.

"Yeah? Who is that?"

"It's me, Faye," she replied in the shadows of the hallway. Sean searched his brain for the name.

"Faye, from that party," she said, stepping out of the shadows.

"Oh, hi Faye," he said, even though he didn't recall the party she was talking about.

"If you hurt Ellie, I will get you," she said coldly. Sean furrowed his eyebrows and took a step back.

"Why would I hurt Ellie?"

"Because all guys do. If you do, I'll-"

"Okay...this is way too random."

"Whatever," she spat before walking out.

He searched for a reason for the empty threat, but gave up after 30 seconds.

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