TheWiseTwo: This updating thing is going faster than I expected...
Connor: That is because...
TheWiseTwo: Do you know how much I hate you.
Connor: Yes. :)
TheWiseTwo: Wait how are you even alive. I killed you.
Connor: uh... I am a ghost.
TheWiseTwo: ...
Connor: ...
TheWiseTwo: ...
Connor: Why are we dot-dot-doting
TheWiseOne: Because it fun. Oh no me starting to catch the Garet Virus.
Connor: He is a lost cause.
TheWiseTwo: Well you're a perfectionist!
Disclaimer: To disclaim or not to disclaim... That is the question.
TheWiseTwo: Disclaim!
Connor: It was a rhetorical question you retard!
TheWiseTwo: Perfectionist!
Golden Sun: The True Story Revealed
Chapter 3: Goodbye
"Garet what did I tell you about touching things!" Isaac yelled.
"But it shiny." (what were you expecting from Garet)
Jenna was now furious and set Garet on fire (I don't know how got put out the first time) again. "What is be cooking?" Garet asked.
Both Jenna and Isaac stared at Garet very menacingly.
Just then...
Kraden started to stir (that all?) and awake up. "It's about time you woke up!" Kraden just meeped.
"This chamber! It is the chamber of the elemental stars!" Garet exclaimed.
"How did you know that?" Isaac asked.
"I read this sign."(He can read!) Garet responded.
"Well lets steal them and make a killing in the black market." Isaac said.
So the two left Kraden and Jenna (who would kill them all except for Isaac if she fell off the edges of the floor and got wet) behind and started to gather the stars. As they got the third star they looked over at Kraden and Jenna to find...
The evil people that were blue and red! (if that wasn't obvious) "Hand over the stars and we will let your friend and the old freak go!"
"Never! You can torture them all you want and we will never give in! Right Isaac?"
"Garet you bastard! I'll kill you if I ever get free!" Jenna yelled.
"Fine we will do what you want..." Isaac said weakly.
"Can I come out now?" a small voice asked.
Fine and do show your friends yours face while your at it.
A young appeared and he had a pony tail and was wearing a mask. "Do I have to take the mask off? It is so comfy."
"Dammit, just take off the mask and lets get on with this!" Jenna yelled again.
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep..." He meeped as he took off his mask to reveal... Felix. The man who was thought to be dead along with Isaac's dad and Jenna's parents.
"Is that all... Jeez I thought this would be exciting." Jenna said.
Isaac jumped to another platform from where he was and was confronted by a person had hadn't seen before. "I am Alex give me the elemental stars for I am a..." he was cut off by Garet.
"A girl!"
"NO! I'm a... What the hell! You're on fire"
"Hot girl thinks I'm on fire!"
"I'm a dude!"
"Really?"
"YES! I've raped many women in my life!"
"Lesbian!"
"Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Alex stole the stars and floated over to his other two friends. "And you better get us the last star too!"
Garet and Isaac shrugged and walked over to where the last was and picked it up. Suddenly the water on the ground evaporated and turned into lava. The evil ones knew they would need to escape.
"Let's get out of here!"
"Isaac!" Jenna called out to him, "I love you! Please come and rescue me! I love youuuuuuuuuu!" She was dragged into the vortex, which had reappeared somewhat conveniently, (hmmmm...) with the others that had escaped.
"Isaac..."
"Yes, Garet..."
"You are so screwed...
"I know..."
"What are you gonna do?"
"Well since she loves me I will probably knock her up until I find someone else or she gets pregnant, then I run away till she hunts me down and kills me."
"You'll die no matter what then..."
"Yup..."
"Behold! I am TheWiseTwo!" a floating person said.
"I thought the protector of the stars was TheWiseOne?" Isaac asked.
"He is on vacation and I am filling in for him." TheWiseTwo says. "And now I will give the star some psynergy and poof. Now you will go goodbye."
Isaac and Garet disappeared and reappeared in front of the Sol Sanctum. "What the heck! Did that floating retard just save us!" Isaac yelled. Garet nodded dumbly.
When the two walked into the village they were tried and hung for their crime.
Not really!
When the two walked into the village they were confronted with the entire town and told them the entire story about what happened.
The next day the two teenagers were sent on a quest to recover the elemental stars and the entire town sent them off wishing them good luck.
"Hey Isaac!" Garet's little brother shouted, "Watch Garet! He will eat anything that is not nailed down!"
"Shut up you or I'll do to you what I did to our other brother!"
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!" he squealed. "Here Isaac your mother wanted me to give this to you." He handed Isaac some catch beads.
"Uh... Thanks..."
The duo of Isaac and Garet walked away and as they got far away from town Garet's brother said to himself, "What else was I supposed to give Isaac from his mom? Crap! His meds.!"
Far away from the village Isaac asked Garet a question that could have been of odd importance. "Hey Garet what ever happened to your other brother anyway?" (Or not...)
"Uhhhhhhh... Pass."
TheWiseTwo: Fin de capitolo tres.
Connor: Why the heck are you speaking Spanish!
TheWiseTwo: I need to practice! So shut up you little shit!"
Connor: Why do you need to practice anyway?
TheWiseTwo: ... ... ... ... ... I'm failing that too...
Connor: HAHAHAHA !
TheWiseTwo: That's it you die now! (pulls out a bloody axe bloody axe is my favorite weapon next to the flame-thrower )
Connor: You can't kill a ghost with an axe.
TheWiseTwo: You're right... (puts axe way) I can with this though! (pulls out the Ghost Laser 5000)
Connor: Shit! (get zapped)
TheWiseTwo: Please review. Thank you. Connor should die again! (zaps the pile of ashes with the laser)
