Six Months

I can't wait to get on the road again. There's nothing like it...

Also known as The Product Of Reading Too Much Bad Fan Fiction With The Same Plot While Listening To Johnny Cash..and Patsy Cline...and now Willy Nelson Part Three...


"Harmony--bloody--Kendall!"

What the hell?!

"Oh, Blondie Bear, I've missed you so! You never called me!" Harmony wailed, hugging him even tighter. William fought off the urge to cry. Not Elizabeth. Definitely not Elizabeth.

"Uh, Harm, pet, um, y'mind lettin' go?" His question went ignored. "Harm?"

Ever oblivious, Harmony attempted to moan out, "I am never letting you go again." William entertained the thought of proclaiming that the brainless bimbo was in actuality an octopus and calling Animal Control. They'd know what to do. The image of Harmony Kendall in a purple suit with two pairs of stuffed purple pantyhose strapped to her waist almost made him smile.

Operative word: Almost.

"Harmony--bleedin' let go!"

That one got her attention. Gigantic crocodile tears filled her eyes. "Blondie Bear, you don't want..." she motioned down to her body "...anymore?"

William would've rolled his eyes if he didn't need something from her. "Look, Harm, that thing with you an' me was last year." She snaked a hand up his shirt and he jumped back, "Harmony, have you seen Elizabeth?"

Harmony gave him a curious look, blinked, and then flipped her hair back. "What?"

William couldn't hold it back. He slapped his forehead with his hand. Ow. Maybe a little too hard.

"Harmony," William said, trying to speak slowly, "Have you," he pointed to her, which she nodded her pretty little head to in understanding, grabbing his hand and putting it to her breast. Okay, obviously she didn't. So William snatched his hand back, shook his head, and tried again. "You. Have you seen Lizzie?"

"Lizzie?"

And now came the anger.

"Lizzie. Elizabeth. Elizabeth Summers?" He tried, he really did, but poor William was getting tired.

"Oh, of course, you silly goose," Harmony giggled, "Of course I've seen her. I did create her, after all."


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