A/N: I'll keep this short, for your sake. Many thanks to MidnightPopcorn, PeaceisGOODandsoisrent, and Frostpaw, and of course ArtemisRB! YOU ROCK! I am currently playing the butler (I live! Haha! kidding), but our school changed the genders so there would be parts for girls, thankfully, which make me…a butlerette? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, the next chapter is better than this one, I promise!
Daddy (to the tune of Jacob and Sons)
Narrator: In a land that is fairly close to here
A long time after the Torah began
Lived a man with a family so large
It was impossible to stay in charge
Wives: Daddy! Is really insane
Brothers: He lost his mind when his last wife died
Wives: Daddy! Is crazy and wild
Brothers: When he goes cuckoo, we all up and hide
Narrator: Now Daddy lies in bed having hallucinations
The things that he sees they could never come true
His visions of unicorns and fairies just aren't real
So they all pretend to jump when their Daddy yells
All: BOO!
Brothers and Wives: Daddy! is really insane
He chatters and babble the whole day through
Daddy! Is crazy and wild
At random intervals he screams out moo!
Chorus: (Backup for following part: Crazy… Daddy's crazy!)
Narrator: Reuben was a drunk and Simeon was stupid
Levi was sugar high, Napthali was a flirt
Isaachar was nasty, Napthali was not lazy
Dan was vain, Zebulon and Gad, they fought all the time
Brothers: Daddy! Is really insane
Narrator: Innocent Benjamin and annoying Judah
Brothers and Wives: Jose was the bestest most lazy son
All: Daddy! Is really insane
Daddy! Is crazy and wild
Daddy! Totally lost his mind
Daddy, his sons, their wives, dysfunctional family!
A/N: READ AND REVIEW POR FAVOR, WHETHER YOU LIKED IT OR NOT!!! THANK Y'ALLS!
