A/N: I'll keep this short, for your sake. Many thanks to MidnightPopcorn, PeaceisGOODandsoisrent, and Frostpaw, and of course ArtemisRB! YOU ROCK! I am currently playing the butler (I live! Haha! kidding), but our school changed the genders so there would be parts for girls, thankfully, which make me…a butlerette? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, the next chapter is better than this one, I promise!

Daddy (to the tune of Jacob and Sons)

Narrator: In a land that is fairly close to here

A long time after the Torah began

Lived a man with a family so large

It was impossible to stay in charge

Wives: Daddy! Is really insane

Brothers: He lost his mind when his last wife died

Wives: Daddy! Is crazy and wild

Brothers: When he goes cuckoo, we all up and hide

Narrator: Now Daddy lies in bed having hallucinations

The things that he sees they could never come true

His visions of unicorns and fairies just aren't real

So they all pretend to jump when their Daddy yells

All: BOO!

Brothers and Wives: Daddy! is really insane

He chatters and babble the whole day through

Daddy! Is crazy and wild

At random intervals he screams out moo!

Chorus: (Backup for following part: Crazy… Daddy's crazy!)

Narrator: Reuben was a drunk and Simeon was stupid

Levi was sugar high, Napthali was a flirt

Isaachar was nasty, Napthali was not lazy

Dan was vain, Zebulon and Gad, they fought all the time

Brothers: Daddy! Is really insane

Narrator: Innocent Benjamin and annoying Judah

Brothers and Wives: Jose was the bestest most lazy son

All: Daddy! Is really insane

Daddy! Is crazy and wild

Daddy! Totally lost his mind

Daddy, his sons, their wives, dysfunctional family!

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