The time of this story? You can place it anywhere you want! You can set it right after Oh Dear III, or you could set it before Oh Dear III, or before ODII, or after ODII, or before ODI, or after ODII, or 100 years after or before ODI, II, or III, … basically, you choose.

It's an AU, I've decided. Characters that were once dead may be alive. So the stories that I might write about Patrick's past may be fake. I dunno.

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Aay opened her eyes.

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Aay gave a little jerk when a touch of freezing water landed on her forehead. She then gave a groan when she realized the roof was leaking. She jumped up off of bed and put on a heavy coat to go outside. Patrick, of course, was sleeping peacefully having no rain drop down on his head.

She opened the door and immediately when she stepped out she landed in a puddle. "It's flooding…" Aay mumbled. "Darnit."

She stepped down the two stairs leading to the doorway, and landed in a few inches of water. She looked up to the sky. "I hadn't thought it had rained this much last night," she said to herself. She shrugged, not too worried about it flooding into their house. She grabbed hold of the door frame and swung herself up on top of the roof. She had grabbed some pieces of wood right before she swung up.

She walked over to where the leak should be and found the problem. The wood was getting soggy. She placed the new wood on top and nailed it in. She jumped down and making big splashes, walked into the house. She walked over to the fire and put some more wood on, and she slowly climbed back into bed and fell asleep again.

MEANWHILE… let's go to our character Oreca Ri, who was currently still in Falador. She didn't know where 'her' Patrick was and that he had went back to Varrock the day before. But Oreca was determined to see him again. And she would.

She was currently at the bar, writing down something on a piece of wrinkly paper. She signed her name at the bottom and put it in her pocket. She ran out and screamed at the top of her lungs, "which way si vrk?"

And of course, no one answered. It was the middle of the night. People wouldn't answer her. She should know that.

But… she doesn't.

"Vrk! Which way! Vrk vrk vrk vrk vrk vrk vrk! VRK VRK VRK VRK VRK VRK! OMG! Y wont u anser?" Oreca fumed and turned on her heels. "Fine! I go dis way!" she screamed and almost ran out of Falador… but not before getting a bucket of water dumped on her head. "ZOMG! Who did dat?"

"Shut up!" screamed a voice from a second story of a building. Oreca heard a window close.

"Dat was rud3! I m33t u in dm!" Oreca yelled while walking out of Falador.

"I'll take that bet," someone said from in the shadows.

"Who's there??" Oreca shouted.

A man with black hair and a red scar on his chin walked out. "Dav. Dav Black."

Oreca shook her head. "mi m33t some1 in dm 2morrow."

"But… you just said…" Dav said, confused.

"What did I say?"

Dav slapped his head. He cleared his throat. "Anyways, who were you going to fight in a death match?"

"Aay Black. Wait! If u dav black, u r the bro of Patrick!" Oreca shouted. "Marry mi!"

Dav took a step back. Ok, peoples, Dav was getting freaked out. The GREAT, POWERFUL, EVIL, BLUNT Dav? No way.

"Yes way," responds Dav. He turned on his heel and left.

"Yes way?" Oreca screamed, happy. "Hay! Where u going!? Cum bak!"

Dav was running away. To Varrock. This noob could NEVER find him there, right?

Wrong. Oreca was headed in that very direction in the middle of the night. She passed by the Barbarian Village, she guessed, for a humongous 400 pound man that was all muscles was lying on the ground next to the entrance, with a beer in his hand. She jumped over him.

Oreca noticed that the bridge was overflowing with water. She also noticed that Varrock was getting very, very flooded. Well. Oh Well. She was about to reach the other side of the bridge when someone shouted, "Summoning no Jutsu!"

Oreca shouted and jumped back a few steps. A kid with dirty blue hair was holding a Hamster. "What you coming for Varrock for? As you see, it is flooded."

"mi cum…" Oreca started saying.

"Ah! I recognize your appearance! They said a person with braids was after him."

"Patrick? Mi beloved!"

Kid Mental sweat dropped.

"Where is Patrick? Oreca asked sweetly.

"Um…" Kid Mental grinned evilly. He smiled sweetly back. "In fact, I can show you where he lives."

Kid Mental, you're evil.

Oreca clapped her hands and walked to him. "Show mi!"

Kid Mental walked her to a house that was average size. "Here you go. This is where Patrick… and Aay, live."

Oreca nodded and walked right in the house. "Patrick! OMG!" she screamed.

Kid Mental ran away and jumped over a fence. He turned around to watch. By now he guessed that Oreca saw Patrick and Aay sleeping peacefully; well, peacefully until they saw Oreca.

"Holy CRAP!" he heard Patrick shout. He also heard a crash of glass. He didn't really want to know what had broken.

Patrick walked out of the house with Oreca's arm locked behind her back. He sighed when he saw that Varrock was flooded here and there, and of course it had to flood at his house. He let go of Oreca. "Don't. COME. BACK," he said with venom.

Oreca started crying. "Patrick! Wut da matter!?"

Patrick shut the door, but it was opened quickly by Aay, who streamed out of the house.

Kid Mental cringed. Aay knew he did it.

"Mental!" Aay shouted. "Come out!"

Kid Mental grabbed a beer and jumped up so Aay could see him. "What up, Aay? You wakin' me up from me lovely sleep!"

Aay crossed her arms. "I'm sure. Who led that… person, here?"

Mental shrugged. "I don't know."

"I know you do."

"No you don't."

"Yes, I do."

"No, you don't."

"Mental…"

"Aay…"

"Stop."

"Stop."

"Now."

"Now."

"MENTAL!"
"AAY!"

"Pff…"

"Pff…?"

"Pff…!"

"PFF? Who the heck uses 'pff?'?"

MEANWHILE, let's leave those two, and go back to Patrick, who is currently trying to keep a fan girl out of his house.

"Marry mi!"

"No!"

"Marry mi!"

"NO!"

:cough: Let's go somewhere else. To… Dav, perhaps.

MEANWHILE, Dav was walking through Varrock, well, wading through Varrock. The water was up to his knees at some points. He was trying to find Patrick's house. He had never been there, but he was pretty sure he would find it… for he kept hearing Patrick's voice yelling no. And, Dav was right. Patrick was currently swatting off the girl trying to be mean, and Aay was fighting with Kid Mental, who kept summoning Hamsters.

Dav stood there a moment watching that. How DID he summon Hamsters, of all things? And why? He watched Aay do some hand motions and boom! There was two of her! It clicked.

Dav walked up, shouting, "No! You're doing the wrong story!"

Aay and Mental turned to him. "We are?" they asked.

"Yeah. Aay, you're NOT Naruto. Now give up the Kage Bushin. Mental…"

"It's my own Jutsu! You CAN'T take my Hamsters away from me!" cried Mental. The Hamster squeaked and hid under Mental's sleeve.

Dav sweat dropped and backed off.

Let's rewind. Aay was currently fighting Kid Mental, who was currently fighting using Hamsters. Aay, who was really soft at heart, couldn't bear to hurt the Hamsters. She backed off, making Mental the winner.

Patrick was sitting on the roof with an Umbrella and with a fan girl trying unsuccessfully to climb up. Aay walked right past the girl and jumped up, sitting beside Patrick.

Oreca pointed up to Aay. "Mi n u m33t in dm! 2day in Alk!"

"Fine!" Aay shouted. "I'll be there at noon."

Oreca nodded and walked off, probably tired of trying to climb up on the roof. She passed Dav who was arguing with Mental, but she turned around and grabbed his arm. "Dav!"

Dav cursed. Ah, poor Dav.

Ah, the joys of Runescape.

NEXT: Aay vs. Oreca. Who will win?

Sorry to the people who don't like Dav. I couldn't bear to leave him out!

And I'm going to Cali so this will not be updated until after Christmas. Neither will Hidden Away, which MIGHT be updated tonight. I have chores to do now :tears:

And the flooding was based off of what happened last night. School's out because of it. It flooded a little in the back of our house, but its fine now. And I was supposed to go to Borders today. But I might not because the road might be flooded. :sobs to death: