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Andy looked in his mirror, rubbing his newly buzzed hair. "I look like Curly from the Three Stooges!"
Mom was bent over a bag, placing toys inside. "Your hair will grow back. In the meantime we've got to do everything to get rid of the lice, not to mention prevent your sister from getting them."
"I hate lice!" He grumbled.
"I know…" Mom grabbed Woody off the bed. "Tell you what, I'll order from Pizza Planet tonight and…"
Andy rushed over in alarm. "No! You can't put Woody in the bag! Leave him out!"
"I'm sorry Hon, but both the book and the doctor say all toys must be packed up into order to kill the bugs." Andy sighed as Mom placed Woody inside and zipped the bag closed. "As I was saying, I'll order pizza and then we can have that strawberry ice cream I've been saving."
Andy smiled. "Sounds like a plan, Stan!"
Mom laughed. "Ok Curly, you go set the table while I call Pizza Planet!"
"Woo woo woo woo woo!" Andy shouted as he ran out of the bedroom, Mom close behind him.
As the door closed, Andy's toys began to move around. "Get your foot out of my eye!"
"But your eye's under my foot!"
"Somebody's got their parts in my back!"
Woody was upside down and with difficulty, he tried to pull himself upright. "Ok, everyone just calm down. We're going to be like this for the next few days, so…so…"
"Everyone find a comfortable position and stay in it!" Buzz ordered.
"Easy for you to say, Ranger Round-Tummy." Hamm muttered.
Woody pushed himself to the outer part of the bag. "Look, at least we're in a clear bag so we can see." Not too far away was another bag with Molly's toys. Bo was pressed against the plastic, her sheep above her head. She gave Woody a sad little wave, which he returned forlornly.
Jessie was beginning to hyperventilate. "No, no, no…" She muttered as she squeezed her eyes shut tight. "It's storage all over again…" Buzz put his arm around her comfortingly and she buried her face in his chest. Her nose hit his big red button and his wings flew out, smacking the other toys.
"OW!"
Jessie looked abashed as Buzz pushed his button to retract his wings. "Sorry."
Hamm glared. "Nice going, Jessie."
"I said I was sorry!"
"This is all your fault!" Potato Head snapped at her. "If you hadn't given Andy lice we wouldn't be in here!"
"Oh," Jessie shouted. "BLOW IT OUT YOUR BUTT FLAP!"
"Hey!" Woody moved in between them. "Stop it! Potato Head, Jessie did not give Andy lice! There's an epidemic going around the school!" The Cowgirl pulled down her eyelid and stuck her tongue out at the plastic potato. "Second, if we're going to be crammed together, we need to stop bickering! I don't want to have to hear you guys snip-snapping at each other for the entire time we're in here, got it?" Jessie and Potato Head muttered apologies. "Good."
Jessie suddenly gasped. She turned and slapped Woody across the face. He looked shocked and angry as he rubbed his cheek. "What was that for?"
"You touched my butt!"
"I did not!"
"Did too!"
Buzz cleared his throat and looked a little embarrassed. "Sorry Jessie that was me. It was an accident."
"Oh," Jessie blushed then giggled as she moved closer to Buzz. "Well anytime you want to have an 'accident', Partner, you go right ahead!" Woody just rolled his eyes.
