Bella and Edward walked along the school corridor.
"Soooooo." Edward began. "How come Jacob Black get's to give you stuff and I don't?"
"Because, my dear Edward, that would mean, eventually, I would have to buy you something in return." Bella explained.
"You don't have to give me anything. I give you stuff because I love you, not because I want anything in return."
During Edward's rant Bella was opening and closing her hand and flapping her mouth wildly, mocking him.
"Besides, would it be that horrible to have to spend money on me if y-"
"I'm poor!" Bella yelled at him, everyone turned to stare.
"I knew it!", was said from far away. Jessica Stanley.
Edward bit his tongue, Bella started to walk along again. "See? That's all I want."
"Bella!" Screamed the awesome Alice Cullen as she flung herself over a school railing, not caring who saw because she was that cool.
Jasper sighed.
"Happy Birthday!" Alice said, giving Bella a hug.
"Shut it, Pixie!" Bella said, checking to see who had heard her scandalous remark.
Alice continued to smile and handed Bella a lovely present.
"I said no presents!" She sobbed.
"Yeah, you did. But I chose to ignore you." Alice replied simply. Bella sobbed harder. "And as an added bonus, you get to wear tonight at our "Bella-palooza"!"
Once Bella had recovered from her hysterical sobbing she inquired, "Bella-palooza?"
"A party." She said. Bella looked confused. "For you."
Alice placed her hand over Bella's mouth before she could cry any more.
"It will be fun!" Alice assured her.
Jasper then gave Bella a pervy look.
Bella wiggled her eyebrows at him. "Well, I guess I could comeā¦"
"Yaaaaaaaay!" Alice said. She and Edward high fived, making a thunder clap.
"Rain!" Angela Webber gasped, trying pry open an oversized umbrella with some difficulty.
"Okay, see you at seven." Alice nodded and gave a hop, skip and jump over to Jasper.
"Awwww. Alice, no fair! You got Jasper to seduce me again!" Bella pouted.
"Again?" Alice cried, slapping Jasper. It made another thunder clap.
"Holy hell! It's coming down now!" Angela reacted, now wrestling with the umbrella.
"Sorry, girls. HAPPY BIRHTDAY, BELLA SWAN." Jasper took his vengeance.
"Shhhh!" Bella hissed, scanning the area like she was a very bad secret agent on minimum wage.
"You can't trust vampires." Edward told her.
He walked over to Angela, who was now using her teeth to gnaw through the umbrella, and clapped his hands together, making another loud crack of thunder.
"AHHHH!" Angela howled, frenziedly. "I'm going to die!"
"Trust me." Edward grinned at his own humour.
As they walked to class, Bella pondered," If she thought there was a storm why was she going out in it?"
