last time on homestuck nursery
a rly mean person said i shud kill myself
:(
anyway basceical we met lots of ppl and callyborn flirted with jade!
AND YEAH DURK WANTE DYAOIS WITH HIS LIL BROS FRIEND JOHN!
"i didnt ask u i asked dave" scream john
then suddenly the class clown gamze turned around and notice "lol look hes yaoing"
then erryone loves gamze so they ALL turn round!
"i never asked for this" "but now your in my gay" scream john
"ur skin was show late night yaoi show" continue durk thinging was a call me maybe juet.
"hey pls get off me" said john not amuse
now whole class, laugh at john and durk. xcpe t dave dave was crying bcos he just witnesses his nightnamare..
"honk honk!" say gamze then his bunch of follower solux and jake go hahahahahahh but stop when gamze notice his crush meenah!
"yaw shellfish bitches comin thru" she bello from her belly, with tatoo on her arm even tho she 4 yr old
"m-m-m-meenah" say gamze
bye now john pulled up his skinny jeans and was telling the lerning assistant, parcel mistress. she was super nice and friendly and love children but not creepy way like hussy.
then jake say HE fancy ARANEA THEN MEENAH LIKE "OMFG ARANEA AND ME R BFFS" and they fite and then the cleek break up..
meenah keep jake hostage in the sandpit (where nepeta was still buried and crieing and stuff)
"aranea..." "a little boy want to say stuf 2 u"
"u r a slut" say jake then meenah smack him on his khaki shorts, furios!
"say what u meant 2 say or ill make u nakid and show the hole class" xclaim meenah
"u ra slut" jake repeat (secritly wanting to be stripped by meenah)
"ok thats it" meenah say
then she gently pull down his kakki shorts and take off his stripy bloo and pink panties and remoe his skully shirty
she dangle him on the lightbulb then gamze notice "hahahahahah sorry jake its too funny LOOK JAKES NAEKID" then the girl who secret crush on jake called jane say OH MY BUTTER FLOUR SUGAR 300G AT 300000 DEGREE
"slo down im making a list" say her bfffffff roxy
jane was meremsemirarzed. she saw her crush NEKKID and scrmemmmmmmm!
JADE NOTICE NEXT AND WAS RLY RLY SHOCKD they WERE PRITTY GOD FRIEND! then nepeta and feffery got told and were all ANGRY so then they told parcel mistris
"jake is nekkid"
"Alright Who Did THisisi?" say parcel mistris
"It Was Meenah" say the class telltale kanay. she was rly moany and boring but was rly clever so parcel mistriss loved her
oh no not meenah! say jade
then jade approach meenah very angry and also jane and roxy were sobbin into eecheother s arms "Meenah WHwhwyYYYy" THEY ALL SCREEM IN UNISON
"yall bitchez clam the frick down jakes crushin on aranea so i gave him a row"
"WHaaaat" screem jane and she cry even more
then suddenle we notice someone isnt pay attention
aradia is in corner being boreing and staring into space
ANYWAY BACK 2 INTERESWTINGLNESS
then cronus trying to get a grlfrend sya "heres my wand nyeh wweh"
she grab cronus short wand and began to plan
"janey u better be careful meenah is tuff"
then a voice say "not as tuff as me". it was...TAVROS!1 vriska bullied tavros even more than jade and sawed off his legs. he rip off his shirt and lunge meenah, and she was distrurbed
"U go TAvros"! say jane and roxy smiling lots then VRISKA SNATCH WAND OFF JANE...FIRE AT TAVROS...
SHE SHOT HIM WENT THRU HIS HEAD
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TAVROS IS DEAD! O:
