Obvious and repetitive disclaimer: Potterverse is not mine. Side note: I realize this one is quite short compared to the other chapters but hopefully it's just as entertaining. Thank you loads for reading and reviewing it gives me a reason to smile like an idiot.
Cummings was humming along to a song she had recently heard on the radio while squeezing shampoo into her hand, the hot water steaming up the room. Suddenly the door burst open with a loud bang against the bathroom wall. "ARRRRGHH!" She yelled jumping in surprise and instantly chucking the shampoo bottle at the intruder as she lost her footing in the slippery tub. Flailing – trying to find something to keep herself from falling – she ended up getting twisted up in the shower curtain and falling with a echoing thunk into the tub with the curtain wrapped tightly around her like a cocoon.
Staring up through the warm water that was still pouring from the shower head Cummings saw none other than Sirius Black standing in her bathroom with a red mark on his forehead in a shape that much resembled the bottom of her shampoo bottle. "Constant vigilance!" Sirius reminded her suppressing his laughter from the scene that just took place. Sure he was hit in the head with a shampoo bottle but Cummings falling down in the shower was bloody hilarious.
"I'M IN THE SHOWER!" She roared. Sirius was sure the pink of her skin wasn't all due to the warm water she had been standing under.
"Do you think Death Eaters would care if you're in the shower?" Sirius quirked an eyebrow questioningly as he continued on with the lesson.
"Hopefully!" Cummings said with wide-eyes and a slight nod. "Holy bajeezus Captain," she shook her head muttering.
"You forgot to use your wand." Sirius pointed out.
"I don't have my wand!" she exclaimed wiggling towards the back of the tub to keep the water out of her face.
"What did I tell you, you had to have with you at all times?" He asked as if he was talking to a young child. Cummings sighed.
"My wand," she replied.
"And why don't you have it now?"
"Because I, unlike insane persons, don't shower with my wand and I don't have a penis to nickname 'the wand.'" Cummings informed him staring at him slightly perturbed with her apple green eyes.
"I'd be worried if you had a penis." Sirius stated.
"So would I." They lapsed into momentary silence with the sound of the running water hitting the tub and plastic shower curtain filling the room with white noise. Cummings was still hopelessly trapped in the shower curtain, not that she wanted to escape at that exact moment. Revealing her cash and prizes to Sirius wasn't on her list of things to do.
"Have your wand next time." Sirius told her breaking the short bout of quietness before leaving her with parting words, "Constant vigilance." As Sirius left the bathroom he closed the door, Cummings watched him leave before letting her head hit the floor of the tub relieved that he was gone. Obviously Sirius wasn't kidding when he said he was going to surprise her.
"Bloody hell."
