Phil was utterly disgusted by Dan's rudeness. Did he not know how important those sessions were? The sessions that most likely stopped Phil from becoming the existential crisis of a man that Dan was? Phil decided to go out to lunch on his own, ignoring the hell out of Dan. He sat in subway.

BZZZZZ. It was a text from Dan.

"Oi. Why did you go without me? Did you forget? You twat!"

Oh. How nice of him. Such a caring text.

BZZZZ another one from Dan, minutes later.

"Ignoring me are you? You know I love you, twatface! So answer!"

Phil knew Dan was joking by being rude, but it still hurt a bit. He also lit up when he read the words "love you" but of course it was a friend thing, he got a boyfriend for Christ sakes! Jackson. What kind of name was Jackson? But every time Phil saw Dan and Jackson together, he knew it was love. Dan looked at Jackson the way Phil looked at him.

Phil started to tear up.

"Better stop thinking about that then!" he thought.

BZZZZ. Another text. What now?

"Fine. I don't care. Jack's coming round anyway. Good thing you've gone. Now we can be louder"

Phil shivered at that text.

"Well done Phil." He thought. "They are gonna have sex in your apartment." He couldn't blame Dan. He and Jackson had been dating for over four months and was able to hide all intimacy/affection from Phil.

He didn't know what to do or when Jackson would be gone so he just moped around town for a bit.

After taking a stroll through Harrods and a sit in a park to contemplate life, his phone finally buzzed a fourth time.

"Jacksons gone now just to let you know. Don't know when you'll be back so I'm not cooking."

Phil could tell Dan was angry at him for ignoring him. Phil was also angry at himself for leaving like that. He shouldn't have been so short. He decided to text back, after the three hours of trying to ignore his little Danny.

"Sorry I got mad, it's just Philland is a precious world that comforts me."

Almost seconds after that he got another text from Dan.

"Sorry I was a dick. You coming back?"

"Yea. On the tube now."

Soon, Phil got home to a very playful yet mad Dan. Dan simply walked past and ruffled Phil's hair. Great, re-styling time. Phil looked in the mirror and did a quick fringe check. He wasn't hungry at all so he grabbed a bag of crisps and sat in his room, eating. After a while of checking recent activity from his tumblr friends he realised he hadn't been to see his husband for a while, so he lay down and closed his eyes.

"You were gone for a while there babe!" Dan explained.

"Yea, sorry. What are you up for tonight?"

"Well, we could record a vid for my channel early, seeing as we are going to see PJ and Chris tomorrow."

"Newly weds challenge?" Phil asked.

"You guessed it! I'll set up and you can go sort out your hair or whatever." Dan smiled.

Phil ran into the bathroom and did a quick hair check. Almost perfect. He threw on a green hoodie and turquoise jeans as he realised he was still in the clothes from the Dil vid. The phans would get suspicious. Phil looked at his face in the mirror, and saw his beautiful husband walk into the room behind him. Before Phil could say or do anything, Dan pulled him into an extremely tight hug.

"Don't worry Philly. You heard it from irl me. I will love you for as long as you will put up with me, even if that is only in the friend way! But you can come here whenever, and I will be right here."

Sometimes even his own imagination surprised Phil.