Gadgets

As they made their way down to the basement House decided to question the youngest member of their trio and find out if he was made of the stuff for House's team.

"So, what's your name?" he asked Chase.

"Robert." He replied in an Australian accent.

"That's quite a heavy English accent you got there, ever had tea with the Queen?"

"I'm Australian."

"England, Australia. Same thing." House shrugged. "So how comes I never heard of you two before?"

"I've just started here." Chase responded.

"I just got out from the army." Wilson said.

"Where's the crew cut?" House asked admiring Wilson's hair. It was a cross between Hugh Grant's hair and some other famous person he couldn't think of at the time.

"Not all soldiers need a crew cut."

"But I thought you all needed to look the same." House expanded. "Same hair cut, same uniform, same underwear if some people ran out…"

"House." Chase said cringing.

"Look there is Foreman's lab." Wilson pointed out. All three of them were standing outside some big silver doors that used to belong to 'the freezers'. Now it had become Foreman's lab for making his fantastical gadgets.

"Well go on in then." House urged wanting to be out snooping around, feeling like a proper agent.

"Hey guys!" Foreman called beckoning them into the ice cold room "come on in."

"Haven't you thought of inventing a heating system?" House shivered.

"Everything needs to be cold so it doesn't overheat." Foreman explained. "Right, House. This is for you."

Foreman handed over a cane to House and saw House look at him in disgust.

"Is this some kind of sick joke?" He said looking at the cane.

"No. No House I swear it isn't. Cuddy asked me to make it."

"What does it do? Look like a cane? Wow I could've brought one from my apartment."

"This is a special cane. Installed inside is a grappling hook. It can span out 300 metres and hold the bodyweight of two fully grown men."

"Is that all?" House asked unimpressed.

"It also contains a tracking device and gas bombs."

"How do I deploy them?" House asked now slightly interested.

"You double tap the floor with your cane." Foreman answered unaware of the repercussions.

House tapped to floor twice and made a run for it.

"Hou…" Foreman shouted sleepily before slumping against the table.

"Gonna…" Wilson sighed as he too fell asleep.

Chase just laughed and fell on top of Wilson.

As the gas had cleared House walked in and said quietly.

"Have a nice sleep guys."

AN: Sorry i took so long! Review please next chapter will be longer :)