Fandoms introduced in chapter

Saint's Row

Five Nights at Freddy's

Fallout: New Vegas

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

The Player entered The Inventory, his eyes getting used to the dim light. A week ago he'd been here playing against 4 other people, and been beat by Raven. He regained his money and was ready for another round of high-stakes poker. He sat at the table, surprised that Winslow hadden't greeted him yet.

"Ah! The Player! I didn't notice your arrival until GLaDOS told me you entered." Winslow paused. "Sorry, I just have a lot on my mind tonight. But don't worry! It's truely nothing to worry about." Winslow finished, and stiffened. I then heard some music box melody, and thought of some horror game. It was like the music that was played when you were about to die. In a flash, an animatronic bear appeared behind him. It was a brown bear that had a black top hat and a black bow under on his chest, like formal wear. Winslow turned around to looked the blue-eyed animatronic in the eyes. It was amazing how much Winslow had to look up to meet his eyes.

"Ah, Freddy Fazbear! It's a pleasure to see you made it tonight!" Winslow said, his voice a little faltered at how much he was looking up.

"And it's nice to be here." Freddy said, and looked over to me. "And you must be The Player! N-n-n-n-nice to meet you!" Freddy's "n" noise repeated a little bit, and I felt a shiver through my spine. Wasn't he from that new horror game Five Nights at Freddy's? Was he gonna kill me? No, bloodshed wasn't allowed at The Inventory.

Freddy joined me at the table and put his feet up. His hands were behind his head and I reconized the way Sam sat at the table in Poker Night 2.

"So as you remember, there was a dragon named Alduin here last time you were. Alduin said he knew another dragon that would come in his place this time. Her name is-"

"Valerenn!" Winslow was inturupted by a dragon who had somehow padded behind him undetected. She was black with four legs. Her spines were short and sharp with yellow tips, and her eyes were two different colors. One was purple and the other red. Her belly was yellow, and her wings had yellow tips. She had a little nose horn and two main horns with yellow tips. Her tail was spiked, with a yellow ending. Her back claws were straight, but her front claws looked like they were used as fingers. "Name's Valerenn. And you're The Player I take it. And I'm guessing the bear sitting over there is Freddy."

"Ring-a-ding right baby!" a new voice said behind Valerenn. Using her long neck, she turned her head without moving her body, or anything, to see the guy in a black and white checkered jacket walking over. He stood in front Valerenn now, and turned to wink at the dragoness.

"No." She said, nodding her head "no" franticly. The man shrugged and looked at Winslow.

"Benny, nice of you to join us today." Winslow said, a little less enthusiastic about Benny than anyone else. I couldn't blam him.

"So when are we getting this game started? I need more caps, and they don't just fall in your hand ya know."

"Yes, it seems our last player is more late than Alduin. We need to move on. Everyone at the table, lets go." Winslow said, looking at the ground. As everyone joined me a Freddy at the table we heard a "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" in the distance. Instinctivly, I put my finger in my ear and moved it around. I pulled it out to see if anything was there, and there wasn't. Benny and Winslow did the same, while Freddy and Valerenn just shook their heads around. Gradually, the "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! became louder and more french accented. Then a purple and gold car crashed straight through a window and something flew out of the front passenger seat. The car hit the wall and exploded, and a cherry-red haired, 32 year old girl rolled over and landed on her feet. She was tan, and her hair was shoulder length. She wore red hipster glasses, a purple crop-top with a black jacket, black jeans, red high-heels, and a choker.

Everyone stared in awe at the way she made an entrance, and even did a roll with high-heels on.

"Ring-a-ding damn..." Benny whispered.

"Someone knows how to make an entrance." Valerenn said.

"Fuck ya I do." the girl said. The Player didn't notice until now, but she had 2 mostly gold SMGs around her waist, acompanied by a few pistols. How many guns did she have on her?

"And it seems the Boss of The Saints, Cherry Ramone, has made it to the game before we started." Winslow said, looking at Cherry's guns disappointedly.

"Speaking of games, what the fuck are we waiting for? Lets get this shit started." and joined us at the table.