Chapter 3
Hi guys! I feel like the last chapter was mostly dialogue, which was probably kind of boring. Sorry about that, but this chapter is similar. It's also a little on the short side. So… Sorry. Oh, BTW, about that glitch on the last chapter… I uploaded it using my phone and didn't realize what happened until I looked at it the day after. I'm really sorry about that too. This time, I'll try NOT to do that. As always, thanks for favoriting, following, reviewing, etcetera.
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Soon, I heard a woman's voice answer from the other side, 'Who's there?'
'human.'
'Human who?'
'i dunno, i was asking you,' I heard laughing from the other side and I grinned.
'Oh Sans, you're always so HUMERUS,' she exclaimed through her chuckles. 'Okay, I have one, knock knock.'
'who's there?'
'Tibia.'
'tibia who?'
'It's great tibia spending this time with you!'
We both laughed. The jokes continued until Papyrus started shouting, 'SANS YOU'D BETTER NOT BE SLACKING OFF AGAIN! I, THE GREAT
PAPYRUS, WILL NOT ALLOW MY LAZY BROTHER TO BE LAZY.'
'welp, i guess i'll talk to you again soon. my bro's gonna kill me if he finds me away from my station,' I said.
'Alright, be careful, you wouldn't want to be PUNished for being lazy,' she joked.
I grinned and created a shortcut to my station moments before Papyrus arrived. I glanced at him and saw the confused look on his face.
'BROTHER? WHERE ARE YOU?! WHY IS THERE THIS MONSTER THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU IN YOUR STATION? SANS COME OUT AND STOP JAPING ME!' He seemed both annoyed and confused.
'oh hi pap. what's up? besides the ceiling,' I asked.
'NYYYYEEEEHHHH! WHY DOES MY BRO MAKE FRIENDS WITH SUCH CREATURES? ARE YOU CONSTANTLY TRYING TO TORTURE ME?!' Papyrus accused.
'no, i'm merely being imPUNitive to your rules' I argued.
'HNNNNN! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT JUST STOP IT WITH THE PUNS,' Pap complained.
'oh, i'm sans. i just look a bit different right now because i'm now a human,' I waited for the response.
'WAIT… WHAT HAPPE- DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE A HUMAN?! OH MY! A REAL HUMAN! I WISH SANS WAS AROUND TO SEE THIS! I'M FINALLY GOING TO CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN SURELY UNYNE WILL LET ME INTO THE ROYAL GUARD! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!' He screamed excitedly.
'wow paps. i hate to be a killjoy, but you can't bring me to undyne because i'm actually sans,' I replied, but he was barely listening.
'MY LIFELONG DREAM WILL FINALLY BE FULFILLED! I, ROYAL GUARD THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AT YOUR SERVICE. THAT HAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL RING! I MUST FIND SANS SO I CAN TELL HIM THE GREAT NEWS!' He cried.
'Papyrus,' I said seriously, 'Something happened to me in Alphys's lab and it turned me into a human. Can you just listen to me for a while?' I told him what had happened and he realized that I wasn't joking.
'S-sans… THATS TERRIBLE! WHAT SHOULD WE DO? MY BROTHER HAS BECOME A HUMAN AND IT IS MY DUTY TO TAKE ANY HUMAN TO UNDYNE WITHOUT QUESTION! I'M SO TORN! SHE'S GOING TO KILL YOU AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T STOP HER SINCE YOU'RE SO LAZY! WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!' He panicked.
'calm down bro. i'll just tell her what happened and she'll understand. if she doesn't… welp, she'll have a bad time. first things first though, it's getting kinda late and i'm BONE-tired. we'll deal with this toMARROW, for now, we should head back home to rest. do you wanna bedtime story?' I replied.
'WELL YOU'RE DEFINITELY SANS! ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I SHOULD BRING YOU TO UNDYNE. THAT WAY I CAN HAVE JUST ONE DAY WITHOUT PUNS!' He screamed.
'do you wanna have a bad time,' I questioned. Papyrus didn't respond.
After reading Pap his bedtime story, I slipped out to my lab. I was tired, but I just had some burning questions as to the whereabouts of our dad. I appeared in my lab and started drafting some theories as to where he might be. The whole time, I felt like someone was watching. I couldn't come to any clear conclusion after an hour, and by then I was already half asleep. I went back to my room and soon fell asleep.
I was running through a thick fog towards an unknown destination. I didn't know why I was there or where "there" even was. A shadow appeared and I ran towards it. As I got closer, it got clearer.
Dad? Is that you? Is that really you? I have so many questions for you, what exactly happened to you? How are you here right now? Where are we? How did I get here? Please come back, I know how to get our bodies back! Please?
He smiled, relax Sans, all will become clear soon. Remember, I'll always be there…
Dad turned around and walked away, his figure vanishing in the fog.
Wait! I have so much to ask you!
My vision faded to black.
