"Pam" she called two nights later after Tara had freed her and told her Elijah, the asshole that had been fang-raping her, was dead.
"Let Jess go" she said when she saw Pam holding her other sister against a wall.
"Jess where is he?" she asked and Jessica looked at her.
"We'll hide you, please just tell me where Eric is. Tell me he's Alive" she said and Jessica looked at her.
"Answers now" Pam ordered Jessica as they all sat in the basement, Jessica and Tara sitting on Tara's coffin as Keely and Pam stood together.
"Bill I've never seen him like that. He was cold, cruel even" Jessica added after telling her that Eric was alive and at the headquarters of the Authority.
"That's nest behavior" Pam sighed and Jessica and Tara frowned as Keely sighed.
"When Vampires live together for a long time and feed off of each other's blood they form a nest and become sadistic and crazy" Keely explained, quoting what Eric had told her.
"From what you're telling me, drinking that Lilith's blood is making them into a nest on steroids" Pam added.
"Have you ever been in a nest?" Tara asked.
"Eric and I stayed clear. I find most vampires as irritating as most humans with few exceptions" Pam said.
"Are you worried about Eric?" Jessica asked, mainly looking at Keely.
"He's a big boy he can take care of himself" Pam said softly.
"I know but that still doesn't stop me from worrying" Keely admitted reluctantly. For over a week she'd acted like Eric's absence hadn't bothered her at all but the truth was, she thought of him all the time.
"Well thank you again, erm…for letting me stay here" Jessica said and Pam looked at her.
"Thank your sister" Pam said calmly and then left the room, muttering about baby vamps.
"She's all bark isn't she" Jessica said.
"Nah, she's a lot of bark…and a lot of bite" Tara commented with a smirk and Jessica and Keely shared a look.
"Do you like her?" Keely asked.
"What?" she asked.
"You know, like, like her like her?" Jessica said and Tara frowned.
"No, no. Why would you even say something like that?" Tara asked.
"I'm just asking. Well I mean I don't know that many people of a…gay persuasion. It just looked like you two were getting along" Jessica said and Keely rolled her eyes and got up and went to join Pam in the bar.
"You're worried about him aren't you" she stated and Pam glanced at her and sighed.
"Yes" she admitted and Keely sighed.
"What about you know who?" she asked and Pam sighed.
"We stay silent. After what he was doing to you, he deserves it" Pam replied and she nodded.
"Pam" she whispered when a woman in a pink tweed jacket entered in a black pencil skirt.
"Who killed him?" she asked and Keely got up and walked over, ignoring Pam. The woman was from the authority and she was her only hope to see Eric. If she had to go in as a prisoner so be it.
"Was it you?" the woman asked with fake sweetness.
"It was me" she lied and the woman let Tara go and the younger vampire gaped at her.
"What possessed you to murder my progeny?" she demanded and Keely moved her jacket and showed two of the last remaining bite marks Elijah had left that had yet to heal.
"This did" she replied and the woman looked at her and then snapped her fingers and Keely stayed calm as squad vampires suddenly surrounded her and she felt the sting of silver hand cuffs on her wrists.
"In the name of the one true Vampire Authority, I arrest you for the murder of Sheriff Elijah Storber" she said and Keely looked at a stunned Pam as the men escorted her in cuffs out of the bar and she saw the woman, holding onto Jessica's ear and they were thrown into the back of a van and the van sped off.
"What are you doing?" Jessica asked, in the gibberish language they'd created as children, trying to keep secrets from their parents. They hadn't spoken that way in years but Keely was comforted by the language.
"If this allows me to see Eric, then I'll do it. I wish I'd killed that SOB myself but sadly Tara beat me to it" she replied in the same language and saw the confused looks on the guards with them.
"So we stick together and try to get Bill and Eric to snap out of it" Jessica asked and Keely nodded and they talked the entire way to the Headquarters in the same way, laughing at the anxious guards who were uncomfortable with them speaking in another language. Keely walked through the concrete basement where the cells where and then frowned when she saw Sam Merlotte, naked and walking towards her.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" she asked.
"The fuck are you doing here?" he replied.
"Hey, help Luna" he called and she frowned.
"Who the fuck is Luna?" she asked and then gasped and growled when the guard pushed her forwards by her head.
"Fuck you" she snarled and he locked her into a silver cage and Jessica arrived and was locked into the cell beside her and they lay on their beds looking at each other.
"Both of them are here, they're both insane" Jessica said and she sighed.
"Well I can totally believe it about Bill. He's always looking for something to feel guilty about but Eric, no way" she denied.
"I'm telling you Kel, they're worse than my uncle Earl" she said and Keely frowned.
"The guy that started his own church?" she asked, recalling Jessica's wacky uncle.
"Yeah him, he told his kids that father Christmas wasn't real when they were little so Jesus wouldn't have any competition" Jessica said and she sighed.
"Eric always makes fun of religion" she said.
"Not here. It's like they're in a cult. You know, their eyes get crazy and you know how crazy feeds crazy? Well they wonna conquer the world and right now, they're just crazy enough to do it and it doesn't matter how many people get killed or hurt" Jessica said.
"One of the worst things is this all proves that vampires can be just as retarded as humans…fucking joy" she said, sarcastically.
"I still can't believe Bill wasn't going to warn Sookie that Russell was after her" Jessica said and Keely stood and turned and looked at her friend.
"I hadn't seen or heard about her since the whole Moon Goddess debacle. Do not torture me with her now" she said and Jessica looked at her.
"Eric will pick you and Pam, Keely. Please stop worrying. He loves both of you, far more than he's ever going to love Sookie" she said and Keely sighed but didn't comment further.
"They were just going to let him drain her all because, according to their vampire bible. She's an abomination" Jessica said and she grinned and looked at her best friend.
"Maybe there's something to this religion after all" she commented and Jessica looked at her but didn't comment, knowing she wouldn't get anywhere. She knew Keely long enough and well enough to know Sookie was never going to be on her list of friends and there was no use in trying to make it otherwise. A while later they all jumped when the camera in the hall, watching them exploded.
"Great, now what?" Keely said and then saw Tara and Pam and Sookie.
"Sookie" Jessica smiled and Keely rolled her eyes and looked at her own sister and Tara.
"What the fuck are you doing?" she asked.
"Getting you the hell out of jail bitch" Tara replied and she smirked slightly and then she and Jessica looked away as Tara shot a vampire, splattering red goo all over the wall.
"Eww" she and Jessica commented.
"Ya'll need to hold tight. We need to wait a second here" Sookie explained.
"What? For what?" Keely asked.
"Eric and Nora to disarm and unlock everything" Pam said with a grin and she smiled.
"Eric's ok" she said and Pam nodded.
"Yeah but he's pissed off with you for getting yourself into this" Pam scolded and she rolled her eyes with a giggle. They heard everything unlock and smiled.
"Sookie could you get these doors?" Jessica asked.
"Oh right cause they're made of silver and ya'll are vampires, duh" she said and Keely gasped as Pam screamed, pulling open her door and they hugged each other tightly.
"Do not ever scare me like that again" Pam said and she smiled as they hugged each other and then ran up the stairs, carefully and Keely was surprised to see Jason decked out with guns and a bullet proof vest. She watched Jessica walk over and listened to them.
"Oh my god, it's so good to see you. I've missed you so much" Jessica said, hugging him.
"I've been an idiot and I love you and…" Jessica said and Keely smiled.
"Finally" she whispered and Pam smirked.
"I can't ever love a vampire, sorry. I can't do it" Jason said and Pam grabbed Keely's hand as she went to decapitate the mean asshole. Keely was about to rip the man's heart out when she heard running and then looked up and saw Eric and a pretty brunette.
