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The girls catch a cab to the Cullen's house and start the long trek up their driveway.

ALWYN: Are you sure this is worth it? I mean, look at this path. It's not even a driveway!

MEG: Of course it's worth it! We are talking about VAMPIRES here!

TONI: This reminds me of that time in fourth grade when we all jumped off the top of the swing set hoping our teeth would

fall out so we could get a dollar from the tooth fairy. You guys had almost the exact conversation.

ALWYN: I remember that! Because you guys told me that a dollar was a great deal for a tooth.

MEG: Yep, and then we all got sent home early because our faces swelled up.

TONI: And we got to skip the next day of school 'cause we were all at the orthodontist.

ALWYN: And all we could eat for a week was milkshakes and smoothies.

MEG: Yep.

TONI: Ouch! I just stepped on a sharp rock.

ALWYN: That reminds me of that time in sixth grade when Meg stepped on a rusty nail on our way to the bus, and she had

to get a tetanus shot.

MEG: Yeah, I was so scared my mom practically had to tie me up in the car with the seat-belts.

TONI: And before you let her do that you hobbled all the way to my house to borrow my phone so you could call the doctors

office and try to cancel your appointment with out the call being traced.

ALWYN: And then you pulled her in the wagon all the way to my house so she could hide in my basement because you

couldn't get them to cancel the appointment.

MEG: Then mom figured out where I was and dragged me off to be punctured with needles.

TONI: And we pooled our allowances to buy you a big teddy bear and sat in the waiting room for a long time.

ALWYN: It seemed like forever.

MEG: And mom got mad when I asked to see the nurse's license when she tried to give me a shot.

TONI: How about the time in second grade when we all got wrote up and sent to the principle's office.

ALWYN: 'Cause Ricky and his idiot friends were throwing rocks at us.

TONI: And before we could tell a teacher, Meg had turned around and slapped Ricky across his face.

MEG: Then the punches started flying and-

ALWYN: We jumped in to help, even though you could have taken them by yourself, 'cause that's what friends do.

TONI: And we got sent to the office right after they started crying.

MEG: The highlight of second grade.

ALWYN: The teachers didn't like us much after that.

TONI: And that episode was within the first month of school starting.

MEG: And I so wanted to be teacher's pet.

TONI: Press one for Sarcasm. Press 2 for Sarcasm. Press three-

MEG: Alright, we get the idea.

ALWYN: Ow! My foot!

TONI: What happened?

ALWYN: I tripped on that stupid rock!

MEG: Hey! What's that?

TONI: Oh no! I forgot about Alice!

MEG: I think we can take 'em.

ALWYN: I'm not sure I want to get into a fight with any vampires.

TONI: Okay, it's gonna be alright. Just start singing the National Anthem in your head over and over. That way Edward won't

hear our plan via our thoughts.

MEG: And don't speak. If they take us alive don't say anything. They'll never get information out of us. Right?

TONI: Alright, but don't look at me like that.

ALWYN: Are you sure this was such a good idea?

MEG: Think about the National Anthem!

TONI: Quiet ya'll. They can hear us.

The vampires advance at a carefully human speed and the girls concentrate on singing the National Anthem to themselves over and

over and over.

EDWARD: Can we help you?

JASPER: We bought Girl Scout cookies last week.

EDWARD: Hello?

JASPER: What are they thinking about Edward?

EDWARD: They're repeating the National Anthem over and over.

EMMETT: Are they dead?

JASPER: No, they're nervous though.

EDWARD: Emmett, don't wave your hand in her face like that. Maybe they got lost.

JASPER: Maybe they're fangirls.

EMMETT: I've never seen fangirls that look like this. Though they do have matching t-shirts.

EDWARD: They look like scared bunnies. Jasper, please relax. They are not fangirls.

MEG: And I am not a bunny! I am the total opposite of a bunny! Got that?

TONI: Meg!

JASPER: They speak? I knew they were fangirls!

EMMETT: Ha ha! Jasper's afraid of a bunch of little girls!

MEG: We are NOT little girls! We are young adults! I could kick your-

TONI: Will you please cool it? They are gonna find out if you don't go back to singing the National Anthem.

EDWARD: Find what out?

TONI: Can you give us a moment please?

The girls huddle up and whisper while the vampires stare at them incredulously.

MEG: They called me a BUNNY! And a GIRL SCOUT!

TONI: Lower your voice. They'll hear us.

ALWYN: Can't they hear us anyway?

TONI: Probably, but that's beside the point. Okay, let's not use each others names, that way they won't have anything on us.

ALWYN: Okay, what should we call each other?

MEG: I'll be #1. You're #2, and you be #3.

TONI: Isn't that kinda obvious?

MEG: That's beside the point.

TONI: Alright. I'll try to talk to them, because if we let Meg talk to them we'll end up in a fight and if Alwyn talks to them, she

might pass out.

ALWYN: So, what's our story then?

MEG: Wait! I think I've got it! Toni, what was it you just said?

TONI: I'll talk to them?

MEG: No, after that.

TONI: That you might get into a fight with them and Alwyn might…

ALWYN: Oh! I see!

TONI: Alright, then. It's the only way we're sure to get in.

MEG: This totally clashes with my usual personality, but we are talking about vampires.

ALWYN: What if they just leave us here for dead?

TONI: I seriously doubt they would leave us for dead. Ready?

ALWYN: Yeah.

MEG: Yep.

TONI: Okay! Let's go!

The three girls walk back over to where the vampires are standing.

TONI: Okay, we're done talking. Um, do you by chance have any water? It's so awfully hot out here.

MEG: I think I feel faint.

ALWYN: Why is the sky spinning?

JASPER: What do you thinks wrong with them?

EMMETT: Hey look! That one's swaying back and forth!

TONI: Oh my! I feel so dizzy!

EMMETT: Did she just collapse?

JASPER: I think so. The other one did too.

MEG: I see the light! Someone save me! Help me! Oh my!

EDWARD: Did they just pass out?

JASPER: Yes, I believe so.

EMMETT: Should we leave them for dead?

EDWARD: Esme would have a fit if we did.

EMMETT: What's your point?

JASPER: What if they're already dead?

EDWARD: Let's take 'em back to the house and see if they wake up.

EMMETT: If they don't wake up can we bury their bodies in Esme's garden? I've always wanted to do something like that!

EDWARD & JASPER: No Emmett.

EMMETT: Please?

EDWARD & JASPER: No.

EMMETT: Is that a maybe?

EDWARD & JASPER: No.

EMMETT: You guys never let me have any fun.

When the girls pretended to faint they hit their head on the ground, so now they really are unconscious. The vampires take them up

to the house and set them on the couch. Esme gets home and they don't wake up for a long, long time.
To Be Continued…

So, I felt like I needed to give some background information of the girl's friendship. Since these are me and my friend's

alter egos, some of this stuff actually did happen. Most of it though, is my imagination's creation!
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