Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or ATHF.

Note: Some OOCness in this chapter, but only really for naruto. (Don't worry he's not gonna be some emo, godly, mary sue with some massive harem. Trust me.)

"Character speech"

'Character Thought'

"Boxy Brown speech"

"Demon/Inner Sakura speech"

'Demon/Inner Sakura Thought'


"Carl!"

Carl was speechless to say at the least, 'Oh no, oh god no!' "Hey, Carl! Long time no see." Shake said, oblivious to Carl's complete disdain for him. Sarutobi cleared his throat and decided to interfere. "Excuse me, um what are your names?" Frylock spoke next, "That ball of meat is called Meatwad, the cup like guy is Master Shake and I am Frylock." Sarutobi scratched his chin in deep thought, 'Such strange names, they're obviously from the same world as Carl, how interesting...'

"It seems you know Carl here, do you know how you came here?"

"We were sucked into a vortex of some kind."

'They got sucked into the freak hole too, huh?' Were Carl's thoughts. The wise Hokage took a puff of his pipe, a scent of tobacco filled the air. "Hm, I doubt you could all stay with Naruto-kun..." Carl was silently praying, 'Thank you god, thank you god, THAN YOU FRICKEN' GOD!'"So Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad can stay at the Uchiha complex, only one Uchiha remains, so it shouldn't be a big deal."

Carl started banging his head against the wall in frustration, 'Damn it!' Sarutobi looked at Carl inquisitively, "Is there something the matter, Carl?" "Oh no, nothing!" Carl said, every word dripping with sarcasm. "Why can't they stay with the orange freak and I can't fricken' stay by myself?!"

A long silence ensued until, "Ha Ha Ha Ha!" Shake broke out in laughter, "Nice joke, Carl! You can stay with us if you want." Sarutobi raised an eyebrow to this and glanced at Carl. 'No! No! NO!' Carl mouthed to Sarutobi, nodding in understanding he said, "I'm afraid that's not possible, but Carl you still have to live with Naruto-kun."

"Just great..."


Later that night...

Naruto and Iruka were eating ramen and conversing about the academy student's earlier exploits. "Naruto." Naruto looked up at his sensei, the man he thought of as a brother, "Why did you do it? Do you know who the hokages are?" Iruka said in disappointment.

Naruto finished his bite and said, "Yes! The hokages are the best ninja in the village! They command everyone's respect and that's why I'm gonna be hokage too!" Iruka just stared silently as naruto delivered his speech. Silence ensued for a while as they continued their meals, that is until Naruto spoke up.

"Ne, Iruka-sensei?" Naruto said shyly, Iruka looked at him and grunted in response. "Can I borrow your hitai-ite, please!" Iruka laughed, "So that's why you took your goggles off!"

"I want more ramen!"

"Nani?!"


The Uchiha Complex

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Uchiha Sasuke was not a very happy child, 5 years a go his brother, someone he had looked up to and trusted, had massacred his entire clan leaving little old Sasuke by himself in his own revenge crazed world. But that wasn't what was bothering him right now, he had just lost his special edition of 'Ich Icha: Yaoi Paradise' and woe befall anyone who hindered his search for his beloved man porn.

Knock! Knock! Knock!

"Maybe he's not home." Frylock wondered, they had been knocking for 10 minutes already. "Hey! Uchiha guy! Let us in now or I'm gonna..." Shake stopped for a minute to think. 'Damn, what could I do?' "I'M GONNA GET REALLY PISSED!"

Sasuke sighed in defeat and decided to open his door, something he'd very soon regret. As the door started opening Shake looked at Frylock smugly, "See , it just took some of my genius and now he's openin' the door!" Shake boasted, Frylock just ignored him and set his eyes on the young Uchiha.

"Who are you?" Came the drastically monotone voice of Uchiha Sasuke, "Can you make this quick, I'm busy." "Um, well, the Hokage said that all of us were to live with you." Meatwad looked up at him and said, "You got a pool, boy? Me an' Boxy wanna go swimmin'." Sasuke looked at Meatwad, then at Frylock and then at Shake. 'Wait, what the hell?'

Sasuke rubbed his eyes furiously, he couldn't have been talking to food items, could he? Taking another look, he realized he had been indeed talking to food items. "You're food..." "So what's your point?" Was Shakes reply, "Technically I am a drink! Not food, so get your facts straight!"

"How are you talking?!" Frylock coughed, "Look, can we discuss this a different time? The leader of this village, the hokage or whatever the hell he said, told us that we could live with you, okay?" Giving the young avenger the document with the Sandaimes official seal on it, Sasuke begrudgingly accepted.

"Okay, whoever you are. Just go choose what house you want to stay in, and remember, do not bother me." Sasuke said in a cold undertone, he desperate to go back to searching for his beloved yaoi.

"Okay, Neighbor, see ya tommorow!" Sasuke just grit his teeth and forced a smile, "Yes and I'll see you tommorow... baka." Saying the last part under his breath, Sasuke slammed his door shut and continued his long search. Frylock looked around and said, "Well, I guess it's time to pick a house, which one should we live in?" "We should get one with a pool, and a TV!" Shake said, "Oh and it should be cable TV, too." The cup added, how could anyone live without cable?


The Hokage Tower

"So how long do you think he'll last?" "Who, Sasuke or the fat guy?" "Both." The hokage was currently conversing with none other than Hatake kakashi, the famous or infamous, depending on your allegiances, Copy nin. With over a thousand jutsu under his belt, he was force to be reckoned with, so why may you ask was he engaged in such a trivial conversation while reading porn? Easy, he's a lazy ass.

"Sasuke, given his nature, will probably end up killing those food guys if he doesn't end up killing himself." Sarutobi nodded in agreement. "And I'm surprised the bald guy hasn't done anything to Naruto yet." Sarutobi chuckled, a quick temper and Naruto did not go well together. "So how long do you give 'em?"

"Hm, 2 days."


Konoha Ninja Academy

"We will now start the final exam." Iruka's voice rang throughout the whole clasroom, and immediately every students attention was on him. "If your name is called, come to the classroom next door." "The subject will be the Bunshin no jutsu." Not everyone was optimistic. 'It's the one thing I suck at!' Naruto thought.

'I have to do this' Getting perpared for his performance, Iruka and Mizuki were at attention. Forming a hand seal, In puff of smoke a somewhat, shall we say, fucked up Naruto clone appeared beside him. "You Fail!" At this Naruto fell over, "Iruka sensei, his movements and stamina are good, and he did replicate." At this Naruto brightened, "Yeah, Iruka-sensei listen to 'im, he may be a fag but he's alright!"

"NANI?!" "Don't worry sensei, I accept ya', just don't go touchin' me." Mizuki wasn't very happy, but decided to restrain himself. 'I need him for my plan, don't do anything stupid.' Iruka coughed, "Um, well enough with the colorful dialogue, Naruto, I'm sorry but you failed."


The Uchiha Complex

"Hey Shake, what are you doing?" "Just channel surfin' is all, there aren't many good shows here." Frylock was in the kitchen unloading groceries he had purchased earlier. "Hey what's on the TV?" Meatwad asked, "I'll tell you what's on the TV, the back of my hand, now come closer!" "Oka- OW! What'd ya do that for?"

"Shake, what did you do to meatwad?" Frylock asked, already knowing the answer. "Nothin'. He's making it up, right meatwad?" "No I'm not you hit m-" "Shut up! I was not put on this earth to listen to meat!" (A/N: Couldn't resist XD) Frylock sighed, clearly frustrated with the two's antics. "Listen Shake, just apologize for what you did to meatwad." "Yes, thank you Frylock, I love you." Shake looke at both of them, "Why don't you go make out then, if you love 'im so much? Gay boys!"

"Shut the hell up, Shake! Meatwad didn't mean it that way did you, meatwad." "I love you like a mommy, frylock." "You mean like a dad, right?"

"What?"

"You love me like a father, not a mother."

"You're a boy frylock? Well gosh I didn't know that." Shake laughed at their predicament, "Frylock sure as hell is a girl ain't he meatwad?" "Shut the fuck up, Shake!"


Naruto & Carl's Apartment

Carl was finally happy, yes the eternally frustrated Carl had finally found something to live for. "He, he, he! Yes! Free Cinemax!" Relaxing on his extremely comfortable recliner (A/N: I dunno If Naruto has one, but who cares, It's my story.) with a bowl of popcorn on his right side and a six-pack on his left.

"Yes, yes! Bring on the entertainment!" And with that the power went out. "Oh no. Oh hell no! This ain't happenin'!" Carl leaped from his chair took sip of his beer and a hand full of popcorn. "Okay, now it's Carl's time to shine!"

"To the fuse box!"

(Insert Batman music from the Adam West Years)

"What do we got here, now?" Opening the fuse box Carl started to fiddle with the panels. "Dammit, it's different from the normal ones." This was indeed a difficult challenge for our bald hero.

Will he fix the power? Will he Watch Cinemax? Will his Popcorn go cold? Find out this and more, next time, on Carl's Fricken' Ninja Adventure!