Okay so chapter two wasn't that great or funny or anything. I got rushed
into it. This one is more thought out. I've revised this around six times
so I hope it keeps you laughing. Sorry again for that last one. Enjoy!
Summary: Last chapter featured, Ryouga through a wall, Ryouga through a wall, and just when you thought it was safe to go outside...Ryouga through a wall. Now he's in some sort of maze...not good.
---------------------------------Chapter 3: Eternally Lost: Part One-------- ------------------------
"A maze. I have no sense of direction."
Ryouga uses his brain and searches his backpack. He finds his old "Ranma Fighting Garments" and a tack. He pulls one thread out of the garment and tacks it to the outside of the labyrinth. He then unravels the entire garment, making a long string to help him not get lost. He pulls it to make sure that it is sturdy and then runs head first into the labyrinth, without the string.
As he takes his first steps into the labyrinth a wall of grass forms behind him to seal off the entrance.
"I have no worries since I can use", looks down into his hand, "DAMN IT!"
"Oh Ryouga. Don't worry. I have a few pets there to keep you company."
"Pets? What kind of pets?"
Just as Ryouga finished that question, he heard heavy footsteps. Every time the footsteps were heard he was thrown into the air. He turns around to where the entrance used to be and sees nothing. He turns around to the left and sees nothing. He turns to the right and sees nothing. He turns back around to the entrance and sees a shadow on the ground getting larger. He opens his backpack and examines a book.
"Hmm, that's strange. The Labyrinth's Almanac doesn't say anything about there being a dark spot on the g..." a 30 feet tall, golden golem feel on him.
The golem gets off the newly designed, pancake body of Ryouga, peels him off the ground and throws him into the surprisingly hard wall of grass. Ryouga flutters off of the wall onto the ground. He pops into his original form and attempts to stand up. The golem helps him up by grabbing his head but instead of letting him stand, he lets him fly into another wall. He jumps out of the wall and towards the golem.
"I'M GETTING TIRED OF SEEING YOUR WALLS FIRST HAND!!!"
He hits the golem in the stomach and pauses for a moment. Then he realizes that he broke his hand. Ryouga pulled his hand back and held it screaming in pain. The golem laughed and stomped him into submission. Well, into a hole in the ground at least.
"AND I'M TIRED OF YOUR BIG FOOT TOO!!!"
Ryouga lifted up the huge golem and flailed him into the air. Throwing him to another part of the labyrinth. Ryouga showed a sigh of relief.
"Whew I'm glad I don't have to deal with that golden overweight piece of..."
He heard a helicopter flying overhead. He then saw the golem fall from it and land in front of him.
"WHAT THE...I GIVE UP!!!!!"
Ryouga attempts to run through the golem, and succeeds in hitting his head on the golem's knee and knocking himself out for a moment. The golem laughed and fell over. Ryouga seized the opportunity and aimed at it with his finger out.
"IF I CANT PUNCH YOU TO DEATH ILL POKE YOU TO ANNOYANCE!!!"
He jabbed his finger into the golem's knee. The golem grabbed his knee and screamed in pain. He began to glow and then dispersed into a million pieces.
"Huh? What just happened?"
"Well done Ryouga, well done. But, you still have to go through the labyrinth. And, more of my pets will show up to "help" you."
Ryouga feared hearing that. He then proceeded to attempt the labyrinth after an hour or so, he winds up at a place where there are broken pieces of gold and there was an exit. He got very excited and ran out of the labyrinth. He showed a sigh of relief and looked around.
He notices a long yellow strand coming out of the labyrinth wall. He walks closer to examine it.
"Hmm, that's strange. This looks exactly like the strand I tied to the..."
He realized where he was.
"Hahahaaaa! Ryouga you have done nothing but..."
"I know. I know."
Ryouga stands up and runs head first into the labyrinth, forgetting the string, again. Ryouga notices something flying in the air.
"Last time I got caught by surprise but this time I won't be. I'm gonna get him before he comes down."
The figure that was flying in the air slowly fell closer to Ryouga. It was falling in the form of a griffin. It came close enough to Ryouga for him to hear it speak.
"My name is Saruriki. I was sent by Fushingi...."
"DIE EVIL GRIFFIN OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!"
Ryouga grabs the talon of the griffin and tosses it into the wall of grass. Then he kicked it into the wall, making a griffin shaped dent into it, and making the griffin pass out.
"Huh, that wasn't so hard Fushingi. Why something so easy?"
The voice of Fushingi spoke out to Ryouga.
"Because my dear Ryouga, Saruriki was sent to HELP YOU LEAVE not IMPEDE YOUR MARCH YOU BAFFOON!!!!!"
Ryouga had a "my puppy just died" look on his face as he looked at the passed out griffin. He slowly decided to continue in this dreadful place to hope to find an exit.
Summary: Last chapter featured, Ryouga through a wall, Ryouga through a wall, and just when you thought it was safe to go outside...Ryouga through a wall. Now he's in some sort of maze...not good.
---------------------------------Chapter 3: Eternally Lost: Part One-------- ------------------------
"A maze. I have no sense of direction."
Ryouga uses his brain and searches his backpack. He finds his old "Ranma Fighting Garments" and a tack. He pulls one thread out of the garment and tacks it to the outside of the labyrinth. He then unravels the entire garment, making a long string to help him not get lost. He pulls it to make sure that it is sturdy and then runs head first into the labyrinth, without the string.
As he takes his first steps into the labyrinth a wall of grass forms behind him to seal off the entrance.
"I have no worries since I can use", looks down into his hand, "DAMN IT!"
"Oh Ryouga. Don't worry. I have a few pets there to keep you company."
"Pets? What kind of pets?"
Just as Ryouga finished that question, he heard heavy footsteps. Every time the footsteps were heard he was thrown into the air. He turns around to where the entrance used to be and sees nothing. He turns around to the left and sees nothing. He turns to the right and sees nothing. He turns back around to the entrance and sees a shadow on the ground getting larger. He opens his backpack and examines a book.
"Hmm, that's strange. The Labyrinth's Almanac doesn't say anything about there being a dark spot on the g..." a 30 feet tall, golden golem feel on him.
The golem gets off the newly designed, pancake body of Ryouga, peels him off the ground and throws him into the surprisingly hard wall of grass. Ryouga flutters off of the wall onto the ground. He pops into his original form and attempts to stand up. The golem helps him up by grabbing his head but instead of letting him stand, he lets him fly into another wall. He jumps out of the wall and towards the golem.
"I'M GETTING TIRED OF SEEING YOUR WALLS FIRST HAND!!!"
He hits the golem in the stomach and pauses for a moment. Then he realizes that he broke his hand. Ryouga pulled his hand back and held it screaming in pain. The golem laughed and stomped him into submission. Well, into a hole in the ground at least.
"AND I'M TIRED OF YOUR BIG FOOT TOO!!!"
Ryouga lifted up the huge golem and flailed him into the air. Throwing him to another part of the labyrinth. Ryouga showed a sigh of relief.
"Whew I'm glad I don't have to deal with that golden overweight piece of..."
He heard a helicopter flying overhead. He then saw the golem fall from it and land in front of him.
"WHAT THE...I GIVE UP!!!!!"
Ryouga attempts to run through the golem, and succeeds in hitting his head on the golem's knee and knocking himself out for a moment. The golem laughed and fell over. Ryouga seized the opportunity and aimed at it with his finger out.
"IF I CANT PUNCH YOU TO DEATH ILL POKE YOU TO ANNOYANCE!!!"
He jabbed his finger into the golem's knee. The golem grabbed his knee and screamed in pain. He began to glow and then dispersed into a million pieces.
"Huh? What just happened?"
"Well done Ryouga, well done. But, you still have to go through the labyrinth. And, more of my pets will show up to "help" you."
Ryouga feared hearing that. He then proceeded to attempt the labyrinth after an hour or so, he winds up at a place where there are broken pieces of gold and there was an exit. He got very excited and ran out of the labyrinth. He showed a sigh of relief and looked around.
He notices a long yellow strand coming out of the labyrinth wall. He walks closer to examine it.
"Hmm, that's strange. This looks exactly like the strand I tied to the..."
He realized where he was.
"Hahahaaaa! Ryouga you have done nothing but..."
"I know. I know."
Ryouga stands up and runs head first into the labyrinth, forgetting the string, again. Ryouga notices something flying in the air.
"Last time I got caught by surprise but this time I won't be. I'm gonna get him before he comes down."
The figure that was flying in the air slowly fell closer to Ryouga. It was falling in the form of a griffin. It came close enough to Ryouga for him to hear it speak.
"My name is Saruriki. I was sent by Fushingi...."
"DIE EVIL GRIFFIN OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!"
Ryouga grabs the talon of the griffin and tosses it into the wall of grass. Then he kicked it into the wall, making a griffin shaped dent into it, and making the griffin pass out.
"Huh, that wasn't so hard Fushingi. Why something so easy?"
The voice of Fushingi spoke out to Ryouga.
"Because my dear Ryouga, Saruriki was sent to HELP YOU LEAVE not IMPEDE YOUR MARCH YOU BAFFOON!!!!!"
Ryouga had a "my puppy just died" look on his face as he looked at the passed out griffin. He slowly decided to continue in this dreadful place to hope to find an exit.
