I woke up to the sound of the front door closing and sat up.

"…oh yeah…they said they were gonna go to" I stopped talking to myself to yawn, "…that thing…"

I got out of bed and searched the house, checking to see if anyone stayed home. After confirming that I was alone, I grinned and ate breakfast before trotting to my room with my laptop.

"Thank you, shippers" I laughed quietly as I locked my door –just in case- and sat down with the open laptop.

It didn't even take a full minute to open the fansites. Maybe it was a little weird to jerkoff to smutty fanfictions about me and Jack, but I didn't really care.