Note: Thanks Luchux for Rule 31!

Rule Number 30: No more quoting Fairy Tail!

(Omg, Nalu!)

"I'm all fired up!"(Of course it would be KIRITO who said that. Silica thought he meant something 'else"*ahem*.)

"We'll stop it, even if my body crumbles to bits I'll stop it with my soul!(...Asuna, it was just a BUG.)

"I am, as you say, a skeleton, and I have been for quite a while."(I never knew Klien's vocal cords could reach those frequencies.)

Rule Number 31: Saying Lingering Will to any KH players in the gang is banned.

(I don't even play KH, but when I saw Lingering Will, I thought, "Why not?")

(As it turns out, not one player had even heard of Lingering Will, and I gave them a BIG spoiler)

(Who wotta thunk that Silica can have such an impressive death glare?)

(Kirito raging WAS an amusing sight.)

Rule Number 32: "Mommy, are you daddy's bitch?"

(I froze on the spot.)

(Kirito choked on his sandwich.)

(Asuna had a blank expression. "And who told you this?")

(Then the little bugger pointed at me.)

(Guess what happened next.)

Rule Number 33: Calling Kirito "The Harem King" is not advised.

(As if things couldn't get more worse/funny from Kirito's facial expression, Asuna chose the perfect time to come in.)

(The happy face and the unusually sweet smile she had only told me that something bad was going to happen.)

(Mainly to me.)

(I am scarred for life.)

Rule Number 34: Calling Kirito "Jesus-Kun" is also not advised.

(After I got punished for calling him the harem king, I gave him a new nickname!)

(But that didn't slide, because once Silica found out….)

("Kirito-san is the next Jesus?!")

(Not sure what to do, I tried to play the blame game.)

(Only get get all the blame pinned on me.)

Rule Number 35: Reading fanfiction is banned.

(I was in a dirty mood, so I pulled up a Kirisuna lemon.)

(And at one part, I laughed at a expression that the author used.)

(Well, little did I know, that Yui was reading over my shoulder the entire time.)

(I may have ruined her innocence.)

(And I got beat up for the 4th time that day.)

(Though I will forever snicker at Kirito and Asuna's faces when Yui told them all she had learned from me.)

Rule Number 36: Flirt with Asuna, and you will die.

(Poor Klien…..*shakes head* He never learns…..).

Rule Number 37: If a room says "Do Not Enter", DO NOT ENTER!

(I was expecting to scare somebody, not see Kirito and Asuna having a heated make-out session!)

("Holy mother of all bananas!)

(Then Kirito slowly turned around to glare at me.)

(You can be sure that I got my ass out of there before thing got ugly!)

Rule 38: Don't show "2 girls, 1 cup".

(Asuna fainted.)

(Kirito retched out the contents of his stomach.)

(Klien let out a high pitched yell and ran out screaming.)

(Silica….. Well, let's not go there.)

(Sinon's eyes widened and widened till they were the size of dinner plates.)

(We haven't seen her since.)

(I had to cover Yui's eyes for the most part!)

Rule Number 39: Everybody do the flop!

(Funny enough, Liz tripped just as I said that.)

(When I said it again, Asuna tripped.)

(Soon enough, everybody was doing the flop because I kept on saying it.)

(There were a lot of broken noses that day.)

Rule Number 40: Just because you use fancy words, it doesn't mean that your smart.

(As stated from Kirito.)

(Yeesh, can't a girl act smart for a couple minutes?)

Rule Number 41: Quoting Inuyasha is not allowed. Period.

(I will never get enough of Kagome!)

"In that case, I have a favor to ask of you: please bear my child."(That one case where Klien flirting with Asuna was FUNNY.)

"Stop treating me like a dog!" (Kirito indirectly quoted this when I told to 'go fetch the bone'.)

"Note to self: Ignore those little voices." (This will get you sent to the mental ward.)'

"Never get on the wrong side of a cat."(Libra Orion is the perfect example of this. Take the time that he clawed Silica for knocking over his can of beans.)

"Um… There's a monkey on your head."(I died when Kirito said that.)

Rule Number 42: Don't say, "HEADSHOT!",when fighting Salamanders.

(I'm surprised that they attacked us after Kirito went nuts on them.)

(I was in a good mood, so I shot one of them in the head. While laughing insanely.)

(Once again, my sanity was questioned.)

Rule Number 43: Once again, no quoting Miraculous Ladybug!

(I bet nobody is going to listen to this rule.)

"Hmm, a cake derpy hat. Stylish and Tasty."(Kirito is going to kill me one of these days.)

"What? What did you expect me to say? Hey hot stuff, this is _. I'd ask you out on a date to a movie, but I've got such a crazy crush on you that the only way that I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over this stupid phone."(Hilariously enough, Sugura said that in right in front of a whole crowd. In front of Recon of course.)

" I don't need a poem when I can tell her to her face... I love you."(Daw, I just die of cuteness when Kirito said that to Asuna!)

Happy Late Valentines Day, Everyone!

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