(Chapter 4)
There is a knock at the door and Randy and Barbie both look at each other with confused. Barbie says," I'll get it." Randy says, "Oh no you won't, it could be Edge trying to start something you just sit right there." Randy scurries over to the door and opens it and it's Carlito! Carlito comes in and sits down next to Barbie and says, " You must be Barbie, this guy right here(while pointing to Randy) hasn't kept his mouth shut about you, I've heard a lot about you, and that's, that's cool! If you can put up with him and keep him calm, then you're cool in my book." Barbie smiles back at him and says, " Well Thank you, I do it because I love him." Carlito then looks at Barbie and smiles really big and says, " So I have to ask you, Do you spit or do you swallow??" Barbie starts giggling and has a shocked look on her face when Randy grabs Calrito by the shirt and throws him out and says," Get the hell out of here! Go tell Edge how it feels being made a bitch of" and slams the door. Randy turns and looks at Barbie and says, "Are you okay?" Barbie giggles and says, " Of course I am. I don't let stuff like that get to me!" Randy says, " Good, I'd hate to have to shove an apple up his ass" They both laugh together. Barbie looks at Randy and says," Forget about him, let's just enjoy being together." Randy agrees. Barbie then wraps her arms around Randy and says, " So when do we get to let the world know about Rated BKO?" Randy smiles and says, " I think we should let word out to about the greatest inter-gender tag team on Raw as soon as possible." Randy grabs his phone and calls Michael Cole, the web-master of and explains to him about Barbie and how with Barbie in his corner we would without a doubt win at the Royal Rumble." And then tells Michael to call us Rated BKO. They then leave the venue and go off to the hotel.
The next day Barbie is in the lobby of the hotel and had to catch up on a few things online and read on about the newest edition to the Raw family and sees her picture there and can't believe that she's on With that being said a couple of people notices her and walks over to her and says, "Are you Barbie from the WWE?" She looks thrilled someone noticed her and says," Yes, I am." They say," If it's not any trouble can we get your autograph?" Barbie smiles with delight and says, "Of course you can, and you guys should know you are the first people to have my autograph." The fans acknowledge and say," Well, you're with Randy and we know he will win the Royal Rumble, you guys will be huge!" Barbie smiles and says," Thank you very much for the kind words." Randy comes down into the lobby of the hotel and sees Barbie with some the fans and and walks over to her and wraps his arms around her and says," Is everything going okay?" Barbie says," Of course it is, these nice people came over and asked me for my autograph and told me some nice things about us." Randy smiles at the fans and signs a few autographs for them and says," Well sweetie, I think it's about time for us to go." They both thank the fans and we walk out of the hotel.
They have a house show the same night and we have a plane to catch so they make their ways over to the airport and wait for their plane to leave when they see Edge off in the distance. Edge notices them and gives them and evil glare and walks over to them both. Edge says," I see you have made yourselves a pretty good little tag-team there." Randy and Barbie hold on to one another and Randy breaks the silence and says." Yes, yes we have and the best part of it is right here…..WITH ME!" Edge says," Don't hold your breath, it looks to me that Barbie is only out for the bigger and better of things, eventually she'll get it and come running back to me, after I kick your ass at the Royal Rumble!" Barbie looks at Edge and says," Honey the only thing I'll be running back to is the locker room to get a camera to get really nice pictures of what MY Legend Killer does to you at the Royal Rumble and laugh at them everytime I see them." and smiles at Randy. Edge says," Yeah, Well I guess we'll have to see about that won't we?" then looks at Randy and says," You know it's pretty funny you have to have you little woman talk for you, you can't be a man and talk for yourself." Randy looks at Edge and says," Oh yeah like Lita never talked for you, no wait I forgot Lita was to busy with her mouth full to talk to anyone." And Barbie and Randy laugh hysterically and walk away.
Barbie and Randy arrive at the airport in the next city safely and have their agent retrieve their belongings to the hotel because their plane was late getting to the airport and scurry off to the venue
Barbie and Randy arrive at the venue and go directly to their locker room to get things situated for tonight's events and Randy grabs Barbie by the arms pulls her in close and says," This is your first public appearance, Are you nervous?" Barbie nervously smiles at Randy and says," If I told you I wasn't I would be lying, but with you right there with me, I know I'll be okay." Randy kisses her forehead and says," It's okay, you won't have to talk, just be cool and follow my lead." Barbie takes a deep breath and says," Ok, You're better at this than I am, I'll just go with the flow." Randy kisses her again and says, "Get dressed, we don't have much time." Barbie hurries off to get dressed and Randy is waiting for her wearing a red shirt, black slacks, and a nice jacket and smiles at Barbie and says," Well, don't you look nice?" Barbie says," You like it, It's new and I thought you would like it." As Barbie stands in front of Randy wearing a gold and silver halter top, bootlegged jeans with a nice tribal design up the leg and silver high heels. Randy says," It shows off that nice RKO tattoo you have." And turns Barbie around and kisses her back. Barbie gets chills up her spine as if someone were running an ice cube down her spine. Barbie looks at Randy and says, " Ok, whatever nervousness I had before is all melted away. Thank you!" Randy says," Remember this is a special live House Show so when we walk out of here look as if you are on a mission." Barbie shakes her head in acknowledgement and they walk out of the locker room when the cameras go to them making their way to the ring.
Barbie and Randy's Theme hit and they make their way to the ring and and they step inside the ring as Randy goes to his corner and does his pose and then comes back to Barbie spins her around, dips her and kisses her and Randy grabs a microphone. The entrance music fades away and Randy says," Finally, I have a good partner who wouldn't leave me for some conchairto, a sledgehammer to the face and more importantly a groin shot, which by the way thank you for taking care of baby" and Randy smiles at Barbie. "That was probably the best thing that happened to me last week, and the fact that I found out the hard way who my true friends and enemies are. Last week Edge, you just made the biggest mistake of your life by leaving me in the ring to fend for myself. This Sunday at the Royal Rumble, you're gonna see exactly why they call me a Legend Killer, but only in your case, I'm known to you only as Killer. This girl right here will make sure of that. Actually you know I'm feeling kind of energized Edge, if you're in the back, why don't you come down here to the ring and get a taste of what will happen to you this Sunday, If you have the guts…" As Edge's entrance theme starts playing. Edge walks out of the entrance way and to the ramp and has a mic in hand. Edge looks at Randy and says," Unfortuntaly after Raw I am not up to coming down there and beating the living hell out of you, I want to stay 100 for the Royal Rumble this Sunday, but you can bet your bottom dollar, I wont be Rated PG on Sunday. They don't call me the Rated R Superstar for nothing. Speaking of dollars, the reminds me I almost forgot to pay for you Barbie. How are you Barbie, is everything going okay for you?" Randy steps up on the bottom rope furious and screams at Edge to get into the ring. Edge looks at Randy and says," Hey bro don't be mad at me, she picked you." Barbie looks at Edge though eyes of fire. Edge says," Just always remember Barbie when you need a real man by your side and a Rated R one for that matter, you know where to find me, as for you Randy I'll see you Sunday at the Royal Rumble." And Edge walks away with his entrance music playing with Randy consoling Barbie in the ring after the harsh words at the hands of Edge and they walk out of the ring and back to the locker room.
Randy is furious walking through the locker room and seems to be on a mission looking for Edge throwing everything in sight with Barbie in his grasp. Randy sees someone in the distance and grabs him by his collar and screams at him, " where in the hell is Edge?" The camera guy with a scared look on his face," points down the hallway and says," He's in there!" Randy and Barbie run into the room and see Edge sitting down when Randy runs over to Edge and pushes him out of the chair and starts beating the hell out of Edge. The camera's go directly to the backstage area to Edge and Randy and Randy has Edge set up for a con-chiarto of his own, when Randy is almost getting ready to slam Edge with the chair, Barbie grabs the chair and says, "Oh no, let me!!" Barbie takes the chair from Randy and slams the chair down on Edge's beaten up and battered head, leaving Edge a bloody mess and Randy and Barbie walk away….
