Here are the next 100!!!! Please send me all you can think of, cause if I go past 1,000, I'm GONNA GO FOR MORE!!!!

Ok… Done shouting…

Disclaimer: I'm about to own the rights to Harry Potter. Watch:

(See Luna sneak into JKR's house while she's sleeping and grab rights that so happen to be placed on her desk.) I GOT IT!!!!

Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!

Awww Crap… Um, hopeful see you at the bottom…


Swoon when he passes you in the hall

Ask him if, as a teenager, he put a growth potion on his nose while mistaking it for ant-zit cream

Do that calmly

Ask him how much it sucked to owe a life debt to a dead guy

Pretend to break out in a rash whenever he comes near you

Pretend to sneeze whenever he comes near you

Pretend to cough whenever he comes near you

Tell him you are suffering from Greasy-itis

…Loudly

Ask him on dates

Ask him to school events

Ask him to marry you

…With Harry's voice

…Or Sirius's

…Or Lupin's

…Or Dumbledore's

…Or Voldemort's

…Or Draco's

…Or Lucius's

Ask him how many kids he wants

…With Harry

…Or Sirius

…Or Lupin

…Or Dumbledore

…Or Voldemort

…Or Draco

…Or Lucius

Tell him he smells

…Often

Yell: "He killed Dumbledore!!!" whenever he walks by you

…Loudly

Dance around him while singing: "Half-blood" in a singsong voice

…Loudly

…In front of Voldemort

Ask him if he loves you

...Loudly

…And Often

If he says no, cry like a baby

Tell him to fuck off

...Loudly

When questioned on this, simply say you were under the Imperius Curse

…In a serious voice

Ask him why he wants to be the DARK arts professor so badly

…Around Dumbledore

…Loudly

…In an innocent voice

Ask him if he's ever been on a date

…With a girl

…That wasn't his mother

Ask him if he's ever kissed a girl

…That wasn't his mother

…Loudly

Then ask him if he has ever kissed a boy

…Loudly

…That wasn't his mother

…Around other people

Kick him in the balls

Blame Draco

Pinch his butt

Say you couldn't resist

Or blame Draco

Or both

Blink furiously at him

Stare at him

Stalk him

If asked why you are doing any of this, say you read it on a website

Insult his nose

…Loudly

…In front of the Slytherins

Tell him you have the hots for him

Call him a slut

Put whipped-cream on his hand while he is sleeping

…Then tickle his face

…Blame Draco

Ask him why he hates Harry so much

…Loudly

…In front of Harry

Ask him if he's ever gonna come clean about being a pedophile

…Loudly

…In front of Dumbledore

Ask him if he's horny

…Often

…And loudly

…In front of many people

Give him lacy underwear

…Unwrapped

…At his seat

...With a matching bra

…Often

Ask him if he and McGonagall have "something" going on

Ask him if he and Wormtail have "something" going on

Wink after this

Every time Snape insults you, retort with a "Yo Mamma" joke

…Loudly

Ask him if he's pureblood

…Often

…And loudly

If he says no, ask him if Voldemort knows this

…Around the Slytherins

…Loudly


(See Luna run out off JKR's house with manila envelope)

OMG!!! I MADE IT OUT!!!

Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!

Crap...

Once again, I'll take almost any suggestion, but keep in mind that I already have a bunch, so don't be surprised if the one you sent at the beginning ends up in the last chapter. If I get out of prison, I'll put your ideas up…

Oh ya! Forgetted in the excitement that I wanna thank: coyotedreamer, Elspeth25, Geek Squared 1307, PericulosusBella and Rabid Lawn Gnome for reviewing that last chappie. LUV Y'ALL!!

Luv,

The Imprisoned Luna :(