Here are the next 100!!!! Please send me all you can think of, cause if I go past 1,000, I'm GONNA GO FOR MORE!!!!
Ok… Done shouting…
Disclaimer: I'm about to own the rights to Harry Potter. Watch:
(See Luna sneak into JKR's house while she's sleeping and grab rights that so happen to be placed on her desk.) I GOT IT!!!!
Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!
Awww Crap… Um, hopeful see you at the bottom…
Swoon when he passes you in the hall
Ask him if, as a teenager, he put a growth potion on his nose while mistaking it for ant-zit cream
Do that calmly
Ask him how much it sucked to owe a life debt to a dead guy
Pretend to break out in a rash whenever he comes near you
Pretend to sneeze whenever he comes near you
Pretend to cough whenever he comes near you
Tell him you are suffering from Greasy-itis
…Loudly
Ask him on dates
Ask him to school events
Ask him to marry you
…With Harry's voice
…Or Sirius's
…Or Lupin's
…Or Dumbledore's
…Or Voldemort's
…Or Draco's
…Or Lucius's
Ask him how many kids he wants
…With Harry
…Or Sirius
…Or Lupin
…Or Dumbledore
…Or Voldemort
…Or Draco
…Or Lucius
Tell him he smells
…Often
Yell: "He killed Dumbledore!!!" whenever he walks by you
…Loudly
Dance around him while singing: "Half-blood" in a singsong voice
…Loudly
…In front of Voldemort
Ask him if he loves you
...Loudly
…And Often
If he says no, cry like a baby
Tell him to fuck off
...Loudly
When questioned on this, simply say you were under the Imperius Curse
…In a serious voice
Ask him why he wants to be the DARK arts professor so badly
…Around Dumbledore
…Loudly
…In an innocent voice
Ask him if he's ever been on a date
…With a girl
…That wasn't his mother
Ask him if he's ever kissed a girl
…That wasn't his mother
…Loudly
Then ask him if he has ever kissed a boy
…Loudly
…That wasn't his mother
…Around other people
Kick him in the balls
Blame Draco
Pinch his butt
Say you couldn't resist
Or blame Draco
Or both
Blink furiously at him
Stare at him
Stalk him
If asked why you are doing any of this, say you read it on a website
Insult his nose
…Loudly
…In front of the Slytherins
Tell him you have the hots for him
Call him a slut
Put whipped-cream on his hand while he is sleeping
…Then tickle his face
…Blame Draco
Ask him why he hates Harry so much
…Loudly
…In front of Harry
Ask him if he's ever gonna come clean about being a pedophile
…Loudly
…In front of Dumbledore
Ask him if he's horny
…Often
…And loudly
…In front of many people
Give him lacy underwear
…Unwrapped
…At his seat
...With a matching bra
…Often
Ask him if he and McGonagall have "something" going on
Ask him if he and Wormtail have "something" going on
Wink after this
Every time Snape insults you, retort with a "Yo Mamma" joke
…Loudly
Ask him if he's pureblood
…Often
…And loudly
If he says no, ask him if Voldemort knows this
…Around the Slytherins
…Loudly
(See Luna run out off JKR's house with manila envelope)
OMG!!! I MADE IT OUT!!!
Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!
Crap...
Once again, I'll take almost any suggestion, but keep in mind that I already have a bunch, so don't be surprised if the one you sent at the beginning ends up in the last chapter. If I get out of prison, I'll put your ideas up…
Oh ya! Forgetted in the excitement that I wanna thank: coyotedreamer, Elspeth25, Geek Squared 1307, PericulosusBella and Rabid Lawn Gnome for reviewing that last chappie. LUV Y'ALL!!
Luv,
The Imprisoned Luna :(
