Hi all Holymagemouto here.

Now down to business I decided to give Naruto some new clothes in this chapter that he will wear from now on. Also I'm doing some Kakashi bashing here so if you like Kakashi skip don't read this chapter.

"Yo" – talking

'Die' – thoughts

'katon' – jutsu's

(AN:) – me talking

Also sorry for the late update I can't use the computer t home to type since my brother and dad are on it almost all the time and so I'm now using one from school which I'm having trouble in right now so updates will be slow. Now without further ado lets begin.

Chapter 3- Kakashi's embarrassing defeat

Naruto woke up and took a shower, brushed his teeth, etc. When he got dressed however he didn't were the same thing as yesterday instead he wore a long sleeved Chinese shirt that on the sides stopped at his waist but the front and back continued until is was 2 inches from his feet. The shirt was white with a yellow fox on it and the sleeves were lined with blank talismans. He also wore white baggy pants that had no pockets. Around his waist he wore a black leather belt with a 3 inch dagger in its sheath that was attached to the belt. The dagger had golden hilt with a sapphire in the middle of the hand-guard, and the blade was red with a black outline. He also wore white Chinese shoes and his Konoha hatai-ate on his forehead.

"Kyuubi you ready to cause Kakashi-sensei some pain" asked Naruto as Kyuubi appeared next to Naruto from its hiding spot.

"Yeah I can't wait for it" said Kyuubi even though he had a talisman on him Naruto gave Kyuubi free will to a certain extent.

"Ok then lets go" stated Naruto as he graped lots of snacks and had Kyuubi hide in the shadows to install cameras across potential battlefield of training ground 7.

time skip (3 hours)

Naruto had arrived 30 minutes before Kakashi and told Sakura that he was earlier then sensei and had to get his stuff ready before Sakura could yell at him. So when Kakashi came Sakura screamed like a howler monkey and started nagging on Kakashi that he was late and for making a horrible excuse.

"Maa, maa lets get started, now to pass all you have to do is get these bells from me" said Kakashi holding up 2 bells.

"But sensei there's only two bells" Sakura pointed out.

"That means only 2 of you will pass and get to eat lunch while the third is sent back to the academy" stated Kakashi plainly with a straight face.

Team 7's reactions were as follows-

Sakura was shocked.

Sasuke was glaring.

And Naruto was just smiling.

"Okay begin" called Kakashi which caused Sasuke and Sakura to hide in the trees or bushes around the clearing, while Naruto just sat there taking out snacks from his bag surprising Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura seeing as it looked like Naruto's only weapon was his dagger.

"You know you're a little weird compared to the others" said Kakashi pulling out an orange book and then he started reading it.

"Yeah, I know, oh and Kyuubi don't kill Kakashi-sensei" said Naruto and as soon as those words left his mouth Kakashi's book turned to shreds and Kyuubi appeared next to Naruto who just opened a bag of chips.

"Sakura-san, Sasuke-san you can come out and the show with me, don't worry the snacks aren't poisoned" aid Naruto eating a chip as to prove his point. Sakura and Sasuke both came out and took some snacks and started eating after all who can blame them for falling for Kakashi's trick.

Kakashi was about to fail them when he heard a smooth and silky yet powerful voice behind him say "Don't let your enemies get behind you Kakashi" and then the voice yelled out "SENNEN GOROSHI" and then Kakashi was sent plummeting into a very dense tree holding his rear end. As Kakashi recovered from being launched into a tree Kyuubi decided to take out a baseball bat out and charge at Kakashi. When Kakashi turned around he was about to take of his Haitai-ate to reveal his sharingan when Kyuubi hit him in the family jewels efficiently knocking him out. Then the members of team 7 and Kyuubi started to laugh at what just happened.

"Hey guys lets blackmail sensei" suggested Naruto after being the first to recover from his/her laughing fit.

"Oh and why would we do that as well as how" said Sasuke inbetween laughs.

"In order for us all to pass and if we all pass I can have Kyuubi train us so we won't have a weak fangirl disgracing kunoichi, an avenger that doesn't work hard, and a defenceless daoshi. As for how well we could always undress him and take embarrassing snapshots of him" said Naruto smirking evilly and taking out a camera, his teammates them both adopted evil smirks on their faces.

So the future team 7 undressed the still out cold Kakashi, They then took several embarrassing photo's some even had him hugging a shadow clone of Kyuubi transformed into a stuffed bear. Then Sasuke used a katon jutsu to burn Kakashi's cloths to ash while Sakura went to look for a pink apron, green spandex, fake fuzzy eyebrows, a bowl, scissors, glue, and packing tape lots of packing tape at Naruto's request (AN: guess whats going to happen). Naruto then started work on some doors. Kyuubi made sure Kakashi was still out cold while all this was happening.

When Sakura came back with the Stuff Naruto took the apron and placed it behind door number one and Kyuubi took everything else and went behind door number two.

When Kakashi came to he saw the evil smirks on his future team's faces and gulped, that's when Naruto spoke "Good to see your awake Kakashi-sensei because we got a deal for you"

"What kind of deal" said Kakashi feeling scared for the first time in years.

"You either pass us all and do one thing we each want you to do or we release naked photos of you to the press" replied Naruto his voice very serious.

Kakashi paled and said quickly "You all pass"

"Good now what we have here are two doors for me you are to chose a door and wear whatever is behind it for the whole day" said Naruto evilly onting to the two doors but smirking even more at door number one.

"I choose door number door" Kakashi quickly blurted fearing what's behind door number one. Team 7 then burst out into full blown evil fox grins, for when the door opened Kakashi lost whatever color he had left him when he saw Kyuubi holding green spandex, a bowl, glue, and packing tape.

Kakashi then started to take of like hell was after him but Kyuubi caught him before he even left the clearing. Kyuubi then started wrapping packing tape around Kakashi so he can do the bowl cut and glue the eyebrows onto Kakashi. While this was happening team 7 was laughing there butts off(AN: yes Sasuke too). Then they heard a girly scream signaling that Kyuubi tore off the tape and started to put the spandex on him. When Kyuubi was done dressing Kakashi as a silver haired version of Maito Gai Kyuubi hit Kakashi in the head with a golf club (AN: don't ask me where he got it) evectivly knocking Kakashi out. Kyuubi then throw Kakashi onto his shoulder and Team 7 plus Kyuubi went to the jounin meeting room where everyone was expecting Kakashi to be three hours late, but were surprised whe an out cold Kakashi was seen hanging over Kyuubi's shoulder with team 7 grinning like mad men/woman. The real surprise to them was what they saw Kakashi wearing then about everyone hit the floor laughing themselves silly some even falling through the floor because they were slamming their fists into the floor to hard.

When everyone calmed down Naruto spoke for Kakashi and said "Team 7 passes due to clever use of blackmail." When one of the jonin asked what was the blackmail material Team 7 handed out the pictures Naruto had taking making more jonin fall through the floors from laughter.

When everyone calmed down again and Kakashi woke up, Kakashi told his team to meet at the bridge on the way to training area 7 at 7:00 am.

Chapter end

Again sorry kakashi fans but I had to do this I couldn't help myself.

Now for a few announcements-

One Zabuza and Haku are going to die but Naruto is going to make them jiang-xi and Haku is a girl.

Two is I'm thinking of doing a pokemon/Naruto crossover though a bit different then you might expect instead of having a pokemon or turning into one Naruto and some others (with time) will become pokemon anthros.

Three you'll have to check my profile for Son of the Ice queen status.

I'd also like to say I'm sorry for taking so long since I just started using the school's computer to type this up.

Next up- Assassination of the Daimyo's cat and trip to waves.

So see ya then

-signed Holymagemouto