Icy Hot
Author's Note: Ahhh I am so done with everyone and there "Christmas cheer" if i hear one more Christmas carol ,
I'm talking the lights off of the Christmas tree. It'll be a dark Christmas in this Mother-fucker :/, But you guys Enjoy !
Warnings: If you have a problem with slash, Edward, or Jacob you came to the wrong place folks.
Disclaimer: Once again all the sexy characters in this story belong to Stephanie M.!
Edwards
Today's the day.
The day that we tell Bella , hopefully she takes it well because if she doesn't I'll be lost. I mean yeah I'll have Jacob but still Bella means everything to me. Jasper sensing my inter battle with myself slaps me on my back.
" You alright Eddie." He asks.
" Yeah and stop calling my Eddie!" I shout annoyed.
" Alright..." He says mysteriously as he walks away. "Eddie". Bitch I swear , every sense Alice and Rosalie went on that 3-day shopping trip the won at the mall Jasper has been PMSing like crazy. Fucking Emo!
" Edward you need to calm the fuck down man, your wolf toy will be here soon enough." Emmett's laud voice says, followed but booming laughter.
And that's when i hear his thoughts as he was walking up the steps: Should I have came this early. Does he even want me here. I knew i should've stayed at home. Damn you Jake. Jacob. I run to the doorway and then i realize I'm a little too excited for me to have to tell the love of my life that I have little feelings for her best friend. Shit.
" Get in here Jake." I say as casually as possible but I know my voice cracked a little. Hopefully he didn't recognize it.
" Ummm...Hey Ed-Edward I hope you don't mind that i came early. Well at least i hope he doesn't mind. I haven't got any sleep waiting for today he thought. He's so cute when he's nervous.
" Of course not." I say. And then there's this silence. Not awkward just silence. He was about to say something but was interrupted by tiny footsteps, a fall, and yelp, and then small knocks on the door.
" Bella." i smile. But then i here two more pairs of footsteps. Alice and Rosalie. I run for the door and I turn around and see Jacob shrink back against the wall with a pained look on his face. I want to comfort him, I really do but Bella is at the door.
" Eyy Jake grab the football off the couch and meet me in the backyard." says Emmett. Thank God. And Jacob looks relieved too. As he walks away I open the door slowly to see Alice dusting the dirt off of Bella's jeans , and Rosalie just sitting there bored with a blank look on her face. Typical Rosalie. I grab Bella by her hand and set her on the couch.
" Be right back my love." I say softly. Okay this is it Edward , don't fuck this up. I go to the backyard and see Jake with no shirt on , and sweaty tackling Emmett. Sweet Jesus. I look down and Edward Jr. is standing at full fucking attention. Damn.
" Umm J-Jake..." Did I just fucking studder? " We have to talk to Bella now. Everyone freezes. Jasper's on the ground with a smirk on his face. Emmett pissed cause he lost the game. And Jacob is shaking and walking towards me.
" You ready." I whisper. Of course he isn't Edward he has to tell his best friend he imprinted on your ass.
" I guess.." He says. But we both no he is lying. We're standing in the middle of the living room and Bella is waiting for us to say something. So this is bassically how the conversation went.
" Would somebody fucking say the shit already." Rosalie says, clearly pissed off she had to come home for this.
" Okay...umm Bella you know I love you with all my heart and I would never do anything to intentionally hurt you. I say, dreading whats coming next.
" Bella what Eddie here is trying to say is Edward and Jacob fucked." And we all look at Jasper and he is just standing there with the biggest smirk ever. That's it I'm done with his ass and I leap for his throat. Now this fight didn't last long. Alice banned Jasper from sex for a month , he slapped me and ran upstairs with all his emo glory and Rosalie broke a nail trying to break us up and kicked me in the balls. Ouch. Bella's just sitting there looking from me to Jacob, Jacob to me and starts laughing , laughing until she has no tears left. And we all stare at her like she lost her fucking mind.
" Bella are you okay?" Jacob says trying not to laugh himself. Since when did everyone one find everything so fucking funny.
" Jake , please tell me Jasper was joking , you and Edward hate each other." She states like she knows everything.
" Actually Bella no me and Edward didn't fuck but we no longer hate each other." He says, uncertainly looking at me. I nod making sure he knew my hate for him disappeared with my thoughts of killing him. He smiles.
" Okay and why is that?" Bella says , clearly confused.
" Because Jacob imprinted." I said. Finally you get your voice back you've been sitting there like a idiot this whole time. My mind is getting on my last fucking nerves.
" On...?" She says waiting.
"Me." I say. And that was it she just gets up looks at me and said have a nice life Edward. We all go after her. But when we get to the doorway we see Bella getting into the car with Mike Newton.
What the hell?
Woahhhh , did y'all hear that. I can't believe this shit. She went with Mike? Great way to end the chapter huh;) My brother is so awesome and me and his ideas combined is gonna make this story AWEEEESOME But keep reading and writing reviews pleaseee:)
~Peace, Love, and Slash;) !
