(Scene: Kitchen. Joey is making a sandwich.)
Chandler: What are you doing there Joe?
Joey: Making a sandwich. But I can't decide whether to put on salami or ham...or turkey..or tuna. There are so many choices!
Chandler: Why don't you make an ultimate sandwich, with as much meat as you want? You can call it the "Joey."
Joey: Heyyy, that's not a bad idea!
Chandler: Glad I could help. (starts to leave)
Joey: So the "Sub" was actually a guy?
(Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom. Ross is trying to get Emma to talk when Rachel enters.)
Ross: Can you say "daddy"?
Emma: (doesn't respond)
Ross: Dadda. Come on Emma, dada.
Rachel: (enters) So I talked to Phoebe..
Ross: And? (no answer) Rachel...(she looks down) You didn't talk to her! Did you?
Rachel: I did too! But...
Ross: But?
Rachel: I panicked! And just told her we'd have to hear the song first.
Ross: (starts getting mad)
Rachel: There's a child in the room. (runs)
Ross: Rachel!
Emma: Rachel.
Ross: What was that?
Emma: Rachel.
Ross: Oh my god! Rachel get in here!
Rachel: Nice try.
Ross: Emma just said your name!
Rachel: What?! (runs in and pushes Ross to the side to get to Emma, nearly knocking him over.)
Emma: Rachel.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Ross: (is pleased to see her happy)
Rachel: I thought you said she said my name!
Ross: What?
Rachel: That's not my name!
Ross: Okay, what?
Rachel: My name is Mommy! (pauses) This is all your fault!
Ross: My fault? How is this my fault?!
Phoebe: (entering) I'm ready!
