(Scene: Kitchen. Joey is making a sandwich.)

Chandler: What are you doing there Joe?

Joey: Making a sandwich. But I can't decide whether to put on salami or ham...or turkey..or tuna. There are so many choices!

Chandler: Why don't you make an ultimate sandwich, with as much meat as you want? You can call it the "Joey."

Joey: Heyyy, that's not a bad idea!

Chandler: Glad I could help. (starts to leave)

Joey: So the "Sub" was actually a guy?

(Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom. Ross is trying to get Emma to talk when Rachel enters.)

Ross: Can you say "daddy"?

Emma: (doesn't respond)

Ross: Dadda. Come on Emma, dada.

Rachel: (enters) So I talked to Phoebe..

Ross: And? (no answer) Rachel...(she looks down) You didn't talk to her! Did you?

Rachel: I did too! But...

Ross: But?

Rachel: I panicked! And just told her we'd have to hear the song first.

Ross: (starts getting mad)

Rachel: There's a child in the room. (runs)

Ross: Rachel!

Emma: Rachel.

Ross: What was that?

Emma: Rachel.

Ross: Oh my god! Rachel get in here!

Rachel: Nice try.

Ross: Emma just said your name!

Rachel: What?! (runs in and pushes Ross to the side to get to Emma, nearly knocking him over.)

Emma: Rachel.

Rachel: Oh my God!

Ross: (is pleased to see her happy)

Rachel: I thought you said she said my name!

Ross: What?

Rachel: That's not my name!

Ross: Okay, what?

Rachel: My name is Mommy! (pauses) This is all your fault!

Ross: My fault? How is this my fault?!

Phoebe: (entering) I'm ready!