Switched
When I woke up, I felt different. It felt like I wasn't me.
Then, as I became more alert, everything started to come back to me.
The bathroom incident!
'Oh my god! What happened to Fang?' I thought frantically.
Jumping out of bed, I noticed for the first time that I wasn't in my room…so where was I?
I was in Fang's room! "Why am I in Fang's room," I wondered aloud.
I stumbled out of the room and towards mine. On the way I met Nudge.
"Oh, Fang! Good that you're awake! Max just woke up too and she is acting so odd. I mean she is like shrieking over and over again. You are like the only person who can get her out of her psycho moods so everyone thought that you would be helpful and oh! I have been meaning to ask you, are you in love with her or something cause Angel says that your thoughts keep going in that direction and that you keep jumping in during Eraser fights when you really don't need to! I think that Max agrees with me on this one-you have feeling issues! I mean that whole Ari incident after Anne's house? What was that all about? Max...Mpph!"
I had covered her mouth. 'What is going on! I mean, I was Max, so how could I get me out of psycho moods and since when did I have psycho moods anyways? Wait…did Nudge just call me FANG? Since when did Fang start having thoughts about me anyways? Oh god! My life is so weird! I have to go find Fang!' I thought.
"Nudge, can you please go talk to Angel for a while?" I said distractedly.
She nodded and bounded away while I waked to my room. The one I should have woken up in!
The inside of my room was dark and I couldn't see anything but faint outlines of things.
I saw a human shaped figure on the bed.
I quickly walked over to the curtains and threw them back.
It was I on the bed! I quickly glanced down at myself and saw a boy's body.
A muscled chest, six pack abs (Fangs body doesn't wear a shirt to bed…oooooh…yummy) and no breasts!
I officially freaked out.
In the mirror across the room, I saw Fangs reflection running his hands over his stomach, no me! It was Fang that stood mouth open with more emotion on his face than I had ever seen on his face.
When I turned back to Fang in my body, I saw his gaping at me but not saying a word.
Then, in unison, we both said, "holy crap!"
We stared at each other for a couple of seconds before I looked down at my…I mean Fang's body.
When I looked back up Fang was staring at my breasts! I guess it was new and all, but that is really offensive!
"Okay…so correct me if I'm wrong but we switched bodies that time in the bathroom and now I am you and you are me?" I said, confusing even myself.
Fang thought about what I said for a minute and then nodded. "Yeah, I mean you are in my body and I am in yours. So…how are we going to fix this and how are what are we going to tell the flock?"
I shook my head and stared at Fang who was in my body some more.
"Is this some kind of sick test or something?" I asked, but it was a rhetorical question.
Suddenly, Fang yelped. "Who are you and why are you in my head! Oh god! You are the annoying voice that keeps hurting and bothering Max! Well! What do you have to say for yourself…or me…or Max…or…never mind? Just tell me what's going on right now!"
I laughed and said, "Annoying, isn't it?"
Fang nodded and said, "Yeah, but it knows what happened! When I got hurt in the bathroom, I almost died. So when I fought the death process, my soul dove into the nearest body. That was yours. And since you were hurt as well, you couldn't put up a big enough fight for me to find another close body…that would be my own. I forced you out of your own body so you went into mine…get it?"
I nodded and said, "That is the longest speech I have ever heard you give!"
He smirked at me. "Well, now that I am in your body, I should act like you right? I mean we can't tell the flock, they'll think we are crazy!"
I nodded. "I suppose you are right…but how are we going to get back? I don't want any near-death experiences again!"
We both stood in silence. Then, at the same time we sat down on my bed and made ourselves comfortable. This would be a long day.
