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(EmPOV)

All of us were cleaning the house, again. Jake was currently upstairs taking a shower. We had told him about the wife swap, and he had agreed to stay with us for the next two weeks. Nessie was ecstatic; Rose was mad. I had tried to calm her, but she really hated Jake.

We had just been told to leave the house for a couple of hours while the new mom explored. We had decided to go hunting, but we were on edge the whole time.

(Allison Baker POV)

I already missed Hudson. My poor baby. I hoped he would get enough to eat. My mind was running around in circles when the limo stopped.

I looked out the window and gasped. There was a gigantic, 3 story house in front of me. The lawn was well cared for, unlike mine. I walked up to the front door, and stepped inside. There was a large foyer, with beautiful paintings on the walls. I walked to the kitchen-spotless. The family room had a large TV, which I immediately went over to. They had a huge shelf full of DVD's and I picked some up, examining them. I remembered the camera's, and said quickly, "They keep a very clean house, and it is very pretty." I mentally scolded myself. That's the best I could come up with? The house was pretty? Ugh.

I climbed the stairs, and entered the first room I saw. The first thing I said was, "This is really pink". And it was. Everything was a neon shade of pink. The room was fairly large, with two twin beds and a large closet. I opened the closet, and there were racks and racks of clothes along the walls. It was a walk-in, and it was huge. I didn't know why they needed so many clothes, though. I went to the next room, and was greeted by a more…normal room. This one had less color, but it looked nice. This also had 2 beds, and a desk in-between. The third room had a shelf of music, along with one large bed. How many kids did this family have? The fourth room held a bunk bed, and was definitely a boy's room. There was one bathroom I the entire upstairs, and I wondered how they managed in the mornings. The last room was a beautiful master bedroom. It had a large king sized bed with steps leading up to it. I wondered privately how much this family made at their jobs.

I headed back downstairs, and read the guide for the new family. "SEVEN KIDS???? They must be out of their mind! How old are these people?" I wondered aloud. I realized I said that for the camera's to hear, and I blushed.

The doorbell rang, and I jumped up, hurrying to go meet these new people. I opened the door, and eight of the most beautiful people I had ever seen breezed in, followed by a russet haired, very big teen. They all smiled at me, and introduced themselves.

The shortest one, with short black hair came up and gave me a big hug. She handed me a bouquet of flowers as she said, "Hi! I'm Alice Cullen!"

I smiled at her exuberance, and a tall, blond boy walked up to me and shook my hand. "Hi, I'm Jasper, ma'am" he drawled in a gorgeous southern accent. He was beautiful! I swooned, and I swore I saw the young bronze haired boy behind him laugh. He was also the next one to introduce himself.

"Hey, I'm Edward Cullen." He had the most dazzling topaz eyes ever. I felt myself falling into his mesmerizing gaze, when abruptly I was picked up off the ground by a large, boisterous man.

"Emmett Cullen! Nice to meet you new mom!" I laughed, but was a little astonished. I was surprised a teenager could pick me up. I was on the…large size, you could say. (No offense to anyone out there! I just wanted her to be surprised how strong they were!) He put me down, and a blond teenager behind him, barely looking at me, introduced herself.

"Rosalie Hale." She said uninterestedly. Before I could think much of her bored introduction, a soft voice said,

"Hi, I'm Bella Cullen, and this is Nessie." I looked over to see a lovely face looking at me, with a younger girl smiling. I went over to the younger one, and smiled at her, and said,

"You must be Nessie. "She nodded, but then replied snippily,

"You can call me Renesmee, too, before you actually know me. You know, because Jake made up the name, and you would have to ask his permission…" I was offended, before I remembered she was only eight. The guy next to her laughed, and she added, "This is Jake." I smiled at him, and he nodded, before picking Nessie up, and placing her on his large shoulders.

I stood back and the most handsome man I had ever seen walked up to me. "Hi, I'm Carlisle Cullen. Hope you enjoy your stay." My heart stuttered, and I had to think hard to get a reply.

"Yeah, my name is…Allison Baker, and it's nice to be here." All of them nodded, and led to me to the family room so we could talk.

Emmett, Rosalie, and Jasper sat on the couch, with Alice perched on the arm. Edward and Bella sat on the loveseat, Nessie on their laps. Jake sat on the floor, and Carlisle sat in the big easy chair. I took the armchair, and told them a bit about myself. "My husband, Mike, and I have a beautiful son named Hudson, who is 15. Mike works as a Web site designer, and I am a stay at home mom."

Carlisle spoke, in a magnificent British accent. "My wife, Esme and I, have adopted all these children, except Jake. He is a family friend. I work as a surgeon, and Esme is a wedding planner. She also designs gardens for magazines."

Wow. A doctor and a wedding planner? That's why they have all the money! Edward snorted, or so I thought, but when I looked at him, he was whispering something to Nessie.

They all brought me to outside, and led me to a small guest house on the edge of their property. "This is where you will be staying," Carlisle said. "Please make yourself comfortable." I nodded, and went inside.

There was a quaint little sitting room, a small bedroom, and a beautiful bathroom that was already furnished with body products. It had a exquisite bedroom, that had a picturesque view of a garden.

One of the camera men told me to relax and rest before the first official day of the swap, which was tomorrow. I nodded, and that night I dreamt of the Cullen's.

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