Chapter 3 – Lights, Camera and Lots of Confusion:
- "Fear not, sweet princess! I've Come to free you from this prison!" – Said Hiroshi. And Misae: "O, my beloved prince! Only a dragon's tooth can break the spell!"
- "Then, it's decided! I'll go after the dragon to get the tooth! – said Hiroshi, and then he shouted: "Come, my valiant golden steed!!" – but nothing came. He shouted again: "I said: Come, my valiant golden steed!" – and still nothing came. Annoyed, he said: "Yoshirin!! That's your cue!" – a confused Yoshirin asked: "Yeah, but aren't I the horse?" – "Horse and steed are the same thing, you dummyhead!" – said an annoyed Hiroshi.
- "Cool! Then I'll come in! Get ready! – Yoshirin said. A confused hiroshi asked himself: "Get ready?!" – and suddenly yoshirin appeared on the scene with theater things, making: "TA-TAAA!" – and then: "Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as…" – then: "Ah'm singin' in de rain... and TAAA!" – and concluded thanking himself: "Thank you, thank you!".
While Yoshirin was taking air, Hiroshi looked at the pathetic scene, and upset, he said: "I guess I'll walk!"
And off went our brave cavalier, on the hard and exhausting search for the legendary dragon. He shouted: "Mister dragon! O mister dragon!" – until he finally reaches his destination.
"Home, home on the range! Where the…" – Hiroshi's mother was singing while cooking soup (A/N: Believe me or not, guys, Hiroshi's mother is really performing the dragon!)
Hiroshi screamed: "Ohhh!! What're you? – "The forest dragon, obviously!" – She said. Hiroshi asked: "Mom! You're the terrible dragon?!" – She answered: "In flesh and scales! What is your wish!" – he said: "Well, first, we have to fight ferociously, then I have to overpower you with my sword, and then yank out one of your teeth!" – and then he asked: "Uh…Can I start?"
She asked: "oh! So all you want is a tooth?"- and then said: "here! Take this one!" – Hiroshi then asked: "Huh?! What's that?" – She said: It's a tooth I saved fom my Great-Great-Great-Grandmother!"
And so, with the tooth in his possession, the cavalier returns for his beloved princess, and they lived happily ever after.
- "The End!" – Said Misae.
Numbuh 3 exclaimed: - CUT!! That was perfect, guys! Congratultions! We'll edit it now and…" but before she could say anything else, Hiroshi bellowed at her: "W-WHAT?! You mean it's over, Kuki-Chan?! That's the whole movie! Where's the action? The prince doesn't even fight with the dragon! And what about the wicked witch of the east! Isn't he in it? And even worse, I end up with Misae?!"
Numbuh 5 said: "Well, Hiroshi, it's a love story, not an adventure movie!" – "Okei, Gimme that!" – Shouted Hiroshi, taking the script papers from Keiko's hand. Then Lizzie asked: "What are you doing, Hiroshi nohara?!" – "Writing the continuation of the thing, Lizzie-chan!" – And then: "There, Okei! The story of the Cavalier and the Princess Part Two: The Mission!" – and then he said: "Lights!! Camera!! Action!!" – while Numbuhs 3 & 5, Lizzie, Keiko, Micchi, Kawamuchi, Shin-Chan and Hiroshi's dad looked at the script. Numbuh 5 asked: "Oh, man! What the heck did that man write here, my goodness?!" – "I sincerely Don't know! I think he didn't like very much the end of the story!" – answered Kawamuchi – Hiroshi's dad said: "He's probably nuts with all that stuff!"
And then: Hiroshi started to say: "Before the wedding takes place, our intrepid and savvy hero finally realized that it was all just a plan against him! For he noticed in time how small were the princess' breasts, denouncing that she was really the true terrible dragon of the forest, in league with the Bad Witch of the East! – Misae exclaimed: "WHAT?!" , while Yoshirin appears in scene, dressed as the "Wicked witch of the East", but with a party hat instead of a wizard one! Meanwhile, hiroshi continued saying: "But the cavalier had on his side the Good Witch of the South, who was more powerful!" – on saying it, he brought Numbuh 2 dressed as a fairy into the scene, while he awkwardly asked: "Witch?!" – and Yoshirin exclaimed: "Hey! This is just an old party hat!"
Then Hiroshi resumed saying: "So the villains were defeated and the cavalier returned happy and alone to his land! The End!" – and then he asked the others: "Well, it's a lot better now, isn't it!" – But the others were really furious! They'd hated very badly his version of the history! They made "GRR… and "GRRRRRR…", and a terrified hiroshi asked, while the others were advancing towards him: "Hey, guys, what's wrong? We finished the movie and we'll present it at the Movie Contest and You'll be all stars pretty soon!" – but Yoshirin, misae and Numbuh 2 started chasing him. he shouted: "After him!" and Misae: "When we catch you, you'll be the one who's gonna see stars!" – Hiroshi screamed: "AHHH! HELP!! HELP!!" – while they kept shouting at him: "Don't let him get away!! Come back here, you screwball prince!!"
Numbuh 3 said: "well, Wally-Kun, let that serve as a lesson to uncle Hiroshi! Every story has a happy ending, if you know when to stop!
Numbuh 4 asked: "You mean I can stop filming now, Kuki-Chan?"
Numbuh 5 said: "Of course not, silly! Keep shooting!"
Numbuh 4 asked: "Are you girls gonna to use this in your movie?"
Numbuh 3 exclaimed: "No way, silly! We're gonna send the tape to the video blunders program!"
Numbuh 4 chuckled and said: "Kuki-Chan, you and the girls are the most!"
Meanwhile, Hiroshi was trying to get rid from his wife, Yoshirin and Numbuh 2, who were chasing him like crazy! Misae shouted: "come back, Hiroshi Nohara!"- he screamed: "HELP!" – while Gin-Chan, Shin-Chan's grandpa, dressed like a bush, was giving an autograph to Micchi, much to his wife's chagrin.
Wow! Hiroshi really screwed up this time! To see what happened to him, read Chapter 4: Epilogue and aftermath.
