Can't you go away so I can at least pretend I'm normal?
'Is that anyway to treat your best friend?'
The sad thing is you're right.
'I am? I mean of coarse I am!...what am I right about?'
You are my best ,and only friend. That freak of a voice inside my head is called Inner. I have had her since my father disappeared when I was 6. I guess I got lonely. Sadly I can't make any real friends.
'...well sucks for you'
Shut u-
*RING*
"Alright class is over" The silver haired perv said absentmindedly.
Did I really just spend English class daydreaming and arguing with the voice in my head...
'An hour well spent.'
Oh yeah, by the way , the teacher that just dismissed us is Kakashi. He has silver hair, like Hidan's.
'Whats with all these old freaks'
Like your one to talk. Anyway it sticks strait up.
'How much hair gel does that take? I mean honestly!'
Inner, Shut up! He wears this weird mask over the bottom half of his face, and an odd head band over his right eye, so you can't see much. He spends his class reading Icha-Icha paradise instead of teaching. So most likely I didn't miss too much in class. The other students like his motivation-less teaching methods, so they usually behave in his class.
Since we are talking about teachers, Kurenai-sensei is a totally different matter. She wears really reveling clothes, that makes the boys act out to get her attention, mainly because she leans way over when she can't 'hear'.
'Pffft!'
Which then ticks off the girls who want the boys to look at them.\
Anyway I walk out of class and into the hall. Which is much like that one hall at your school. You know that hall that's like a frickin stampede. Now I'm gonna say right off the bat what happens next wasn't entirely my fault, half of the blame should go to Kisame-senpai.
'Half?'
Okay maybe a fourth. Anyway Kisame Hoshigaki who is a junior, over 6ft tall, and has a slightly light Blue skin tone. Awesome right? I mean who doesn't want to be blue, well except him. I think he hates it. Anyway, He has black beady eyes and gravity defying dark blue hair. A seemingly nice guy, but has a worse temper that Sasuke. Which played a roll in this!
'Yeah Right.'
It did!
Anyway, To get strait to the point, when my 5'3 body crashed into his, I sent him into Tsunade, our alcoholic principle with the largest uh womanly assets.
'Aka a HUGE rack!'
The biggest I have ever seen, and that is how I ended up covered in sake, walking home with a pink slip in my hand, followed by the eyes of a very pissed-off shark man with a matching scrap of paper.
'Were gonna die, aren't we?'
Maybe by tomorrow he'll have forgotten all about it?
'-And I'll leave the stripper heals I never got to wear to fluffy, the neighbor's cat, because I know sh-'
Gee Inner thanks for the support.
