Chapter 3: Reliving the Paintball Fight

Everyone was out on the Western Front.

"Okay, today we will all recreate a battle by having a paintball fight," said Chris. "This battle will be between the Killer Bass and the Screaming Gophers. Since we have all of these countries, Alejandro, Sierra, Blaineley, and that fanfictioner, I will put the Axis Powers with the Bass, the Allied Powers with the Gophers, both Alejandro and Sierra will also be on the Gophers, and Prussia, Blaineley, Romano, and Sally will be on the Bass. Is that clear?" Everyone nodded.

"Also, each of you campers will choose which country you would want to be with for the paintball fight and you will work together to take down the other team," he continued. "The last team to have all their members covered with paint wins." Everyone got to choose their countries.

"Okay, on your mark, get set, go!" Chris shouted as everyone was trying to achieve victory.

On the Killer Bass, Italy's group, which consisted of Tyler, DJ, Katie, Sadie, and himself stuck together with Germany's group, which consisted of Eva, Duncan, and himself.

Germany asked everyone, "What do we do when a Gopher or Ally is about to attack us?"

"Oh that's easy!" answered Italy. "Wave the white flag, surrender immediately, kiss their butts, eat, sing, and repeat!"

"THAT'S WHAT YOU DO TO ME!" shouted Germany.

"There is no way in hell we are doing that Italy," replied an annoyed Eva.

"Yeah, let's go with Italy's plan," said Tyler. "That way we won't get covered in paint at all."

"Tyler and Italy are right," said Sadie. "I'll surrender immediately and raise my white flag!"

"Me too!" replied Katie.

"I'll go with Italy's plan since I don't wanna fight at all and get covered in paint," said DJ. Germany face plamed when he heard this.

"Bunch of pussies. Whatever, I am not following that stupid plan," Duncan said. "You should at least try to fight and not surrender!" However, none of them were aware that the enemy was sneaking up on them. The enemy was none other than America and his group, which consisted of Owen, Cody, and himself. They were planning on a sneak attack.

"Ha Ha! Now in my total hero voice, CODY I CHOOSE YOU!" America shouted as Cody started shooting at them. Tyler, Katie, Sadie, DJ, and especially Italy started waving their white flags like crazy. However, Germany counterattacked and he managed to cover Cody with tons of paint, causing Cody to run off. Italy's entire group managed to be completely free of paint.

Meanwhile, the Gophers and Allies were having a difficult time working together, particularly France's group, which consisted of Heather, Lindsay, Beth, Noah, and himself, and Russia's group, which consisted of Trent, Justin, Izzy, and himself. Heather and Beth were arguing, Lindsay and France were making out, and Noah, who was the only one doing anything productive in either of the two groups, was keeping an eye and making sure that an Axis or Bass didn't sneak up. Russia was trying to force Trent and Justin to become one with him and Izzy was going crazy. However, one of the enemy groups was lurking behind France's group especially. It was Prussia's group, which consisted of Sally, Blaineley, Ezekiel, Harold, and himself.

"Okay Sally, attack!" Prussia whispered and Prussia managed to cover France's entire group with paint. He started to grab Noah and appeared to look like that Prussia wanted to invade Noah's vitals.

"Hey Noah, it must suck to have your entire cavalry covered with paint like that, huh?" he taunted. Sally immediately started to slap Noah on the head. Gilberd started to fly around Sally's head.

"Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack," she mocked Noah while slapping him.

"You are an ass," mumbled Noah.

"Okay, this is hilarious!" Chris said as he walked towards the scene. "It sorta reminds me of when Prussia took Silesia away from Austria. Sally made herself look like France with that smacking part." He continued laughing at Sally smacking Noah and Gilberd continued to fly around Sally's head.

"I'll go check on how the other side to see how they are doing," Chris continued.

When Chris went to check on the Bass, he noticed that England's group, which consisted of Gwen and himself, America's group, and China's group, which consisted of Sierra, Leshawna, Alejandro, and himself were battling Germany's group and Japan's group, which consisted of Courtney, Bridgette, Geoff, and himself. Romano and Italy's group were waving white flags.

Chris sighed, "Now that is just half-assed. I wouldn't surrender immediately like that." Meanwhile, the battle continued.

"The hero will always prevail!" America shouted as his entire cavalry managed to cover Germany's cavalry with paint and lots of it. Japan's group was still free of paint and manages to successfully cover both England and China's groups with paint.

Meanwhile, Prussia's group started to attack Russia's group. Russia and Izzy managed to take down Ezekiel, Harold, and Blaineley while Sally and Prussia took down Trent and Justin. Immediately after, all four got each other out at the same time.

The speaker announced, "Okay, we will now determine who the winner is. Everyone must return to the middle of the front immediately." It was Chris's voice that said this.

When everyone was at the middle of the Western Front, Chris announced the winner.

"Since the Gophers and Allies were all covered in paint and Italy's group and Romano surrendered and waved the white flag, NOBODY WINS!" Chris said. Everyone groaned and the Bass were all staring at Italy's group and Romano and they were upset that they lost their possible victory.

Chris continued, "However, I am quite a fan of this crossover idea Sally so I'll give ya over 9000 points of epicness for that."

"Hell yeah!" she jumped excitedly. "This is why my good friend Prussia and I are AWESOME!" Everyone except for America, Russia, and Prussia either rolled their eyes or facepalmed after hearing this.

"Finally we get another member for our group of awesomeness along with Prussia, Denmark, and I," America said. "The hero is on your side Sally."

"Whatever you say, hero," replied Sally.

"Great, all of these overly obnoxious Hetalia characters like her," mumbled Noah. "Especially that obnoxious Prussia who has the ego the size of a galaxy and America, who thinks he is the "hero" even though he manages to annoy the crap outta everyone and not do anything an ACTUAL hero does."

To be continued baby…

AN: I want feedback. I REALLY WANT TO SEE MORE REVIEWS PLEASE! However, I decided to alternate between TDI based chapters and Hetalia based chapters. They will be modeled after various episodes and I want to appeal to both fanbases, which is why I want as much reviews for this fic as possible. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Next chapter will be Hetalia based...be continued baby... to annoy the crap outta everyone." of a galaxy and America, who thinks he is the "ero e time.

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