What happens when the only person who could ever understand you disappears from your life? Well what would you do?

Each chapter of this series is a songfic.

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the characters from the show. Nor do I own the songs.

Me: Zim its egotistical not eggo testicle. I can tell someone needs a dictionary. Wait can you even read a children's book let alone a dictionary written in the English language.

Zim: Zim doesn't need any of your human book knowledge to conqueror your filthy planet.

Me: Of course you don't that's why we're all trembling in fear from your almighty mightiness and want to do anything that you want us to.

Zim: Yes, you and all your filthy worm-babies will bow before the mighty Zim and do anything I wish.

Me: Zim its called sarcasm look it up, wait you can't can you.

Zim: I know what sarcasm is you stupid human.

BANG. Some pounding and muffled yelling could be heard on the other side of the door.

Me: Now that I had some fun it's back to the story.

IZ Songfixation

Ch 3 One Way or Another

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha

"You may have evaded Zim so far Dib-stink, but I will find you and when I do you will answer Zim. Muahahahahah." The evil maniacal laugh echoed down the empty halls, since everybody left while Zim was talking to himself.

One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya
I'm gonna meet ya, I'm meet ya

He left the school and headed down the street. He knew exactly where he was going. He was going to his prey's house since he would most likely find his prey there.

I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all out
I'll see who's around

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha

When he got there he flung the door open with a bang, which elicited a glare from the purple-haired teen playing a game on the couch and marched into the house. He marched all the way upstairs and flung the door open to the room of the human that he called a friend.

One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya
I'll meet ya, yeah

It appeared that the human wasn't, but he searched the room anyways just in case the human was hiding somewhere. Not finding him here he decided to search elsewhere in the house. He searched everywhere, except in Gaz's room, and he still hadn't found the person he was looking for.

And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hangin' around

'Maybe Dib went to my base.' He didn't even think that if Dib had wanted to go to his base then they would have walked to his base together instead of Dib running off somewhere.

One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip
A slip of the hip or another, I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya

He knew that his base was pretty big so when he got there he had his computer check to see if Dib had come here.

One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip

"What do you mean the Dib-human isn't here where else could he be?"

"He could be at his own house."

"No, I already checked there."

I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who you call
Lead you to the supermarket
Check out some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd

One way or another I'm gonna getcha
I'll getcha, I'll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who you call)

He left the base to continue his search elsewhere. One thing was for certain once he found Dib he would make him pay.

One way or another I'm gonna getcha
I'll getcha, I'll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who you call)

The sun was setting by the time he returned to his base. He had searched many places he thought Dib would have gone, but he still couldn't find the human.

One way or another I'm gonna getcha
I'll getcha, I'll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who you call)

Since Irkens don't sleep he knew the perfect thing to occupy his mind till morning came. He started making plans and devices to help him find the annoying human that didn't allow him to find him. Too bad the device and schematics for the tracker he had placed in Dib were destroyed in one of their battles more than a year ago, that really would have helped him find the human.

One way or another I'm gonna getcha
I'll getcha, I'll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who you call)

One way or another I'm gonna getcha
I'll getcha, I'll getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha

Me: Dang song block. It took me a long time to find a song to go with this chapter. That and I've been really busy, but finally I got this chapter out and….Zim what are you doing.

Zim: I'm looking for the Dib-human.

Me: Why?

Zim: Because he has answers that he will give to Zim.

Me: That didn't make any sense at all. Speak of the devil here's Dib now.

Zim: Ragh

Dib: Aahhh. What the heck Zim.

Zim: You will tell Zim where you've been.

Dib: Why would you want know?

Zim: Because.

Dib: Because why?

Zim: Just Because. Now you will tell Zim.

Me: Zim are you still thinking about the story?

Zim: Nnnooooo. Now Dib you will tell Zim where you've been.

Me: This could talk awhile. I say while walking far enough away to only hear tidbits of their conversation. That's better. Well I hoped you enjoyed this chapter. Also when Zim checks Dib's house it's pretty obvious why Zim doesn't search Gaz's room.

Now that that's done please review and…

CHAPTER 4 COMING SOON

Zim: Get back here Dib-stink.

Me: Does he always have to try to get the last word in.