Okay people, come on, let's hear it for THE GENII!!!


If you meet up with the Genii

1) Don't believe a word they're saying

2) If they ask for an alliance, smile, tell them you'll think about it then get the heck outta Dodge and don't go back

3) Shoot them (if questioned about that just say they were dewraithified wraith)

4) Tell them they can have 'their' C-4; just make sure to put a detonator in it first

5) Nuking their compounds is always a good option

6) Let Rodney explain wormhole physics to them in great detail (this may result in suicide for any listening so remember to bring ear plugs)

7) While hovering over them in the Daedalus, tell them you're pushing for galaxy-wide disarmament

8) Push them off a cliff

9) Land a Jumper on them (always a good option)

10) Give them a grenade and tell them that they're supposed to pull the pin, let the spoon pop, wait 10 seconds then throw it

11) Tell them that sparring Ronon and Teyla simultaneously is a piece of cake (if they fall for that then they're too stupid to be allowed to live and so deserve to get killed)

12) Helpfully offer to give them a ride to a hive ship to nuke it then take off and leave them there

13) Use them as targets to help train the Marines in how to use the Jumpers drones

14) Play "Truth or Dare" with them and dare them to kiss a wraith

15) Let Teyla cook for them

16) Offer them the services of Dr. Biro

17) Go to your happy place (such as a decked out warship full of Ancienty stuff)

18) Ask them to name all of their leaders for the past 4 years (this may take a while and cause great strain on their mental capacity)

19) Bring them to Earth and assure them that they'll have the time of their lives swimming with the sharks and feeding them freshly caught, bloody fish

20) Give them playdough and tell them it's C-4

21) Offer to trade with them, tava beans for wraith action figures


So did I miss anything? If I did tell me and I'll go back and put it in (unless I'm using it elsewhere). I'm thinking the To Do Lists are gonna be coming next. If you've got any ideas about those I'm more than open to suggestions. In the mean time; I really like reviews (sweet innocent look).