This is the third chapter too war over the strawberry! Quick review- Urahara wants Ichigo and so does everyone else. Ichigo is experiencing odd trusting feelings for Hitsugaya; Renji got to take an, all naked bath with two DOUBLE D princesses but was shortly kicked out. Now Ichigo is stuck under the same roof with Urahara for a good two weeks or more, but it comes with the consequences of Urahara's full body check! Will being stuck with the sexy candy store owner, make Ichigo realize he might be able to love him one day? Now on two the 3rd chapter!


Urahara followed the strawberry boy into his room where he and Ichigo would sleep in the same bed every night for a while. And that thought made Urahara happier than he could stand.

Ichigo walked into the green hat wearing man's room, and his body froze over. It was either from the shock of how the room looked or the fact that he forgot the fact that he should have known this would happen…

The room had black shag carpet; it was going in between Ichigos toes. The walls were a dark green and Urahara's bed was a king size with red silk sheets and the huge silk blanket which was also red. The pillows were red hearts for decoration and the pillow cases were all red and black silk. There were numerous sizes of pillows most were big though, at least big enough for three heads to fit on it. Then he saw a pair of double doors, they were a lighter green. The door was decorated with darker green strawberry shapes. He looked around a little bit more and saw another door and he was pretty sure it went to the closet. Or a room filled with sex toys, which he needed to avoid at all costs.

Then the lollypop sucking man's voice entered Ichigos trance of twisted pedophile things.

"Oi, my Ichigo are you just going to stand there deeply admiring my room, or are you going to start taking your clothes off?"

Ichigo quickly turned around, punched his arm and yelled, "Hey, I'm not stripping for your enjoyment! You have to change my bandages and that's it! And I'm not admiring your room, if any thing I'm admiring shit…"

Urahara bent over to Ichigos ear and whispered, "calm done my little strawberry, I don't plan to pluck your innocence too soon on my glorious bed. Now I need you take your clothes off for me now... so I can change your bandages."

Ichigos face had a red dance party swishing across his cheeks. "Eh, o-okay! Just not s-soo close!"

Ichigo fast walked over to the enormous and soft bed and started to strip to his boxers, Urahara enjoyed it all.

He made his way over to Ichigo and grabbed his waist with both hands and slightly bent his head to where they were looking into each other's eyes.

Ichigos face was getting redder, "Wh-what are you doing, I thought you were going to change my bandages…?"

Urahara chuckled, "I am but it doesn't mean I can't be close to you in the process… and your injuries are pretty bad so if I don't hold you up then you might just, fall over.

Ichigo was going to protest but he noticed that he was starting to get tired, he needed more rest. So he stood there letting Urahara do what he did best, which was making Ichigo start to make his wall crumble and let him in.

Urahara's hands traced every inch of Ichigos chest, making sure to feel it all and making sure the bandages were held on tight.

Urahara grabbed Ichigos hips and slightly pushed them back. He removed the bandages from his legs and started to reapply the bandage but he noticed Ichigos legs slightly shaking. "Was he in pain?"

Urahara pushed Ichigo back on the bed and Ichigo grunted, about to say something but Urahara shushed him.

"Don't talk… your legs hurt don't they? You should have told me sooner, I'm going to massage them for you to relive some pain and stress for a while, and then you should get some sleep okay?"

Ichigo just nodded, he was too tired to argue anymore and let's face it, not even a straight guy could pass up a massage from Urahara's sexy hands.

Urahara pushed up Ichigos boxers and put his firm fingers to work. He was rubbing on his upper thigh, slightly pressing in with his fingertips. Then he ever so lightly slid up farther rubbing into his sweet strawberry's leg. Ichigo moaned just enough for Urahara to hear.

As he started rubbing harder into Ichigos toned thighs Urahara bent over and whispered, "You like this don't you, my lil strawberry…?"

A strawberry tint danced across Ichigos face. Urahara was so close to him, his warm breath breezing along his neck, his soft, firm, muscular hands digging into and massaging his thighs.

Ichigo didn't want Urahara to see his flustered face, especially since he was the cause of it. The strawberry put his arm over his face hiding his red cheeks. He whimpered, he moaned and continued this as the lollypop loving Urahara went to the other leg and started the heat growing blood rising bliss all over again.

The shop owner dug into the very top of his thigh once more with his finger tips and Ichigo let out a muffled, "Ur-a-har-a…" into his arm.

Urahara then took his hands and slowly started going up his body, one hand held his waist as the other hand started at the bottom of his leg and slowly started going up. He was on the inside of his thigh as he was going up, he was at the top and his hand was just close enough to make Ichigo twitch, then as Urahara continued, just barley touching Ichigos lil strawberry, Ichigo rose up and said,
Wa- what are you doing!?"

Urahara muffled his laugh with a glint in his eye, "relax… I don't want you to turn into a sour strawberry. So don't worry too much about it, I'm not going to force you into submitting to me in my candy loving cave just yet. So don't worry your smexy little head about it too much, okay!"

Ichigo was now curled up in the farthest corner from the pervert. "Y-you stupid pervert! Go bald!"

'You know I can't go bald! The hat wouldn't be anywhere as good if I didn't have my luscious hair!" Urahara concededly said as he tried to get closer to Ichigo.

Ichigo noticed the smexy pedobear closing in on him and yelled, "Noooo Urahara! I will not make out with you!" and with that the sexy cat lady came running into the room.

She jumped onto Urahara's back and had one of his sex chains wrapped around his neck, ready to pull hard at any time. "Urahara… what do you think you are doing?" her evil glare made Ichigo shudder in the corner where he was at.

Urahara shudder where he sat, pinned down by the great yoruichi. Who looked like she wanted to kill him. "Ah yoruichi… why are so worried? It's not like I'm going to pedorape him where he is hiding right now. I'm against rape remember?"

Yoruichi glared a little longer then said "fine" and tossed the strawberry loving perv out of the room and shut the door.

She turned around and walked over to Ichigo, "I will stay with you tonight, and I will make sure that perverted bastard doesn't get you in your sleep!"

Ichigo wasn't really worried about Urahara getting him in his sleep; it was more of the grin on yoruichis face that scared him.

Ichigo crawled into bed and under the silk covers. Yoruichi turned out the lights and buckled under the covers with the strawberry. Ichigo had no idea how exhausted he was until his head hit the pillow and he was out.

Ichigo suddenly woke up, he looked towards the window and it was dark outside. He turned to the clock and it said 3:24 am. "Ahhh… it's too early!" Ichigo moaned out as he rolled over and hi something… something hard but squishy and had lots of hair.

"Y-yoruichi?" Ichigo muttered.

"Yes? Do you need something? Are you okay?" the cat lady's eyes were glowing in the dark.

"Uhmm no nothing's wrong, I just woke up and rolled over. But I hit something soft and squishy with lots of hair and then remembered that you were with me." Ichigo explained while yawning.

Yoruichi giggled, "Yeah you rolled onto me. The hair is the hair on my head, the hard part was my shoulders and the squishiness was my boobs! Your face was laying in them while you were sleeping earlier. But you looked so peaceful so I didn't bother you."

Ichigos jaw was dropped. He was lying in the bed with a woman who is extremely sexy to anyone who isn't an Urahara lover like the strawberry himself. The woman was sleeping topless in the bed without a care in the world and he slept on her boobs.

"Yoruichi… why are you topless in bed with me?" Ichigo cautiously asked.

Because this is how I prefer to sleep! Also I'm not just topless I'm completely naked! Do you mind too much? I can put some clothes on if ya want." Yoruichi said with a kitten look on her face.

"Uhmm no it's fine, it doesn't bother me that much, but I need some sleep so good night yoruichi, see you in a few hours." Ichigo ducked under the covers making sure not to get too close to the naked lady in the bed with him.

"okays Ichigo, get some sleep but there is something I need to discus with you later?" yoruichi said as she curled right up to Ichigo under the covers. Her naked body fully pressed against him and Ichigo only had on boxers and bandages.

Line…..

His hand was down Ichigos pants in a matter of seconds. He had waited to long for this and he was taking complete control of it while the getting was good.

Ichigo laid on the bed with his hips in the air, the strawberry lover took this as a hint to pull the boxers all the way off and pleasure his master to the full extent and beyond.

Urahara took the privilege of removing the rest of the smexy strawberies clothes and tossing them to the black shag floor.

He crawled over the top of Ichigo and asked In a seductive voice, "Master… what shall I do to you?"

Ichigos face flustered and his member hitched up a notch. He wanted his fully faithful smex slave to do everything imaginable to him, but he could only force him to do so much at once. After all the sexy servants mouth was only so big.

The servant started kissing down Ichigos nimble body leaving little love marks along the way.

"Ahh… Urahara…" Ichigo moaned as hid hips bucked up slightly pleading for friction of some sort.

"Well, master… what is your command?" Ichigo was trailing down his sweet masters little strawberry. "Shall I swirl my warm mouth around here… my master?"

The smex slave was circling the mini strawberry with his mouth taking in the growing head and letting his tongue and ever- so- gently slide around the rim and over the slit.

Urahara continued, "Or would you rather I pleasure your sexy body this way…?"

The sex slave turned Ichigo onto his knees and spread his legs. He spread the cheeks just enough to let his hard member slide up on the strawberry's entrance… making him shudder with excitement and want.

"Yes my slave, do that to me…" Ichigo moaned and wiggled under the ever so faithful servant.

The servant started to slightly stroke his master's member, teasingly. "You have to say exactly what you want… or how will I know what my master wants if you don't tell me? My master…?"

Ichigo blushed even more as his hands walked up and down his servant's smexy chest. "Ahh… i- I want you too…"

"say it…" Urahara was now whispering in his master's ear, "Do you want me to squeeze your strawberry, master? All you have to do is say it and I'll follow your every command."

Urahara was now kissing down Ichigos member, swirling around with his tongue.

"Ahh… my servant, I command you to squeeze my-

Ichigos eyes opened to seeing yoruichi, watching him sleep. Her face only a few inches from his and smirking. Thinking of evil thoughts, you know she is…

"Did you have a nice… hard…long, dream Ichigo?" yoruichi asked as she put her face even closer.

Ichigos face scrambled in confusion, " uhmm, no?"

Yoruichi pulled the covers from Ichigos body, revealing a fully hard member standing up in his boxers.

Then urahara walked into the room and chuckled, "Ohh really?! Because that's not an objection you're raising down there...!"


Authors note!- Well i'm soooo terribly sorry for taking soooooo long to update... but can i please be forgiven? I promise we will have some real Ichigo x Urahara action coming soon! Well I hope you liked and greatly enjoyed! PLEASE REVIEW! THE KITTEN LOVE DEPENDS ON IT! FOR THE KITTENS!