Hey guy's! I now It's only been a few day's but it feels like I haven't updated this story in forever because of my other one Together at last. Any ways let's get going…
Nanette's P.O.V
So about five minutes after the blue hatted underwear rider left, Juliet came back into the garden escorted by Tybalt. I HAD to tell her about the attack on the wishing well but before I had the chance I noticed how heartbroken she seemed. She didn't have the flower either.
"So where's the oh so important, life changing orchid?" I asked
She tripped a little on the steps then replied" What, what orchid."
This was not like her at all. After a moment of thought I jumped to the top of her pedestal, grabbed her and looked deeply into her eyes to see if I could tell why she was acting so odd.
"What?" she asked.
"Hmmm," I said aloud. Then it hit me! I know why she's like this! "Aha! You met a boy!"
"What, no, well maybe, sort of, umm yes, yes I did!" I was so happy for her!
"I need details! And go Slowly" I continued while shaking her. "Is he totally gorgeous?"
"Totally" she said confidently.
"Does he have a nice round belly?"
"Well let's call it sturdy,"
"And his umm…" I wistled and made a hat motion with my hands.
"His hat is umm," she started.
"Big and pointy?" I wondered.
"Well I suppose under a certain light you might say it looks sort of.." She stopped talking and looked around. "Blue."
Well he certainly wasn't MY type. Not big belly and no big hat. Wait did she sat a blue hat?
"Blue," I repeated. "Oh! This must be one of your little jokes!"
I started laughing really hard. "You know I don't get it."
Why would she make a joke like that unless…WAIT A MINUTE!
"Oh flippin, flippin flippers! She's smirching the face off a blue!" I yelled while backing away.
"Shh, shush Nanette just, zip it!" She yelled at my angrily.
"Zip," I mocked. Then I couldn't help it and I spit water into her face. At least noe I got even for her kicking the rose in my mouth.
"Oh Juliet! This is FANTASTIC!" I praised.
"Is it?" sue said unsure.
"It's doomed!"
"What?" she said confused.
"A red and a blue! It just can't be!" I continued as once again everything started to turn pink again for some unknown reason. "So it's a doomed love; and that's the best kind!"
I kept going as I pulled out her rose. "You'll never see him again! And then one day when you die you'll be all 'My true love; I only saw him once! Oh, oh, ugggghhhh, ugh.'" I finished as I landed in her arms.
She dropped me and sputtered a little.
"What! What are you chatting about once; I'll only see him once?" She asked.
"How romantically tragic!" I continued while picking the petals off of a flower I found. "True love is doomed, you're love is dead, True love is doomed, You're love is dead! It's doomed! Dead!"
"I'll only see him once?" I heard her say before I jumped off her pedistal.
"Doomed!" I finished.
I just sat there for probably five minutes doing that. It was actually fun. I was about to get a new flower when suddenly a Juliet's favorite song turned on.
"IN THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI ROOM! IN THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI ROOM! WHERE THE PEOPLE LAUGH AND THE FLOWERS BLOOM! IN THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI, TIKI ROOM!"
I ran to see what all the noise was about. "Juliet! What's going on in…" I was interrupted when an admittingly cute mushroom popped into my mouth. I pulled it out and decided to take my chances with him.
"Ooh! You look like a fungi!" I flirted.
To my surprise he turned out to be a dog! Oh my giddy aunt I jus flirted with a canine!
I lost my train of thought when I noticed Gnomeo from the blue garden tangled in a chord talking to Juliet.
I jumped over to him and gave him a friendly greeting. "So you must be Gnomeo! Lovely to meet you!" I said while starring at him top to bottom.
I was interrupted when Juliet ran over.
"Quick! Hide!" She ordered.
"Juliet! How many times do I have to tell you not to play the music on teleprompt after ten O'clock?" Her dad said walking in and unplugging it. Juliet quickly unraveled Gnomeo and pushed him into the pond just in time. "What's going on here?"
Juliet stepped forward. "Umm, I, uh, saw a squirrel and he uh, dropped his nuts."
I decided to help her out a little. "Yes nut's! The size of… Boulders!"
"Yes. Alright, thank you Nanette." Juliet told me half heartedly.
"Alright. But no more messing around!" Lord Redbrick continued. "Especially not tonight. We're being attacked… by a blue!"
Juliet and I both gasped at that.
"And If I get my hands on a blue he'll be sleeping with the fishes!" Gnomeo then popped his head out of the water so I ran up to Lord Redbrick to distract him.
"Lord Redbrick! I've been having trouble with my egheghah." I said wiggling my tongue to save Juliet some time. He wasn't interested and just walked back to Juliet.
"Juliet! Is there something wrong with the pond?" He asked as Juliet pushed Gnomeo back underwater.
'What? No! This pond; it's just as pondy as ever!" she explained as Lord Redbrick took a step closer to the pond. She thought quickly and got him distracted once again. "Oh my gosh, what is that thing over there?"
"Where?" He asked as Juliet leaded him away which was a cue to get Gnomeo out of here. I looked around for another pair of underpants for him to ride on but seeing none I decided he would just have to leave the boring, old fashioned way.
"What did it look like?" Lord Redbrick asked as I lead Gnomeo away.
I didn't hear anything else as I brought Gnomeo to the gate.
"Alright off you go. Goodnight sweet prince, be guarded by flights of angels or pigeons or sparrows or whatever. Then I kicked him out into the Alley. "Parting is such sweet sorrow." I exclaimed as I close the fence.
"Nanette! Where's Gnomeo? Is he gone?" Juliet asked while looking frantically. You know it would be for her own good if she never saw him again.
"Yep. Gone forever."
"What?" She yelled as she climbed the fence to try and find him. She was having trouble so I gave her a boost.
I heard her and Gnomeo gasp so I figured he must have been on the other side. I couldn't hear much.
"You know I think you'll find this does belong to you…Thank you… Oh… Grrrrr… I can't go… I know how you feel…No really….I'm stuck...So can I see you tomorrow…Yes but not here…How about the old Laurence's place then…Noon…Not soon enough…I can do eleven forty-five…Done…You know that frog was right….Parting is such sweet sorrow."
I'm not sure if they said anything else because they were whispering. All I understood is that they had a date tomorrow! Juliet and I had some work to do…
Author's Note- So what did you think? Sorry If I got any of the dialog wrong but I just wanted to see if I could do it without watching the movie or looking it up.
