Hey everyone! Well I haven't gotten any new reviews on this...I'm kinda loosing heart on this guys! I mean I feel like no one really likes this... I'm hoping i get some reviews on this!
I *takes deep breath* Don't own Naruto or Monster! That was the hardest thing i have ever had to say in my life!
Sasori and Kisame
Just like the other two Sasori and Kisame drank every last drop and waited in the living room for 5 minutes. Again no one said anything. Sasori being Sasori became impatient.
"It's been 5 minutes and I don't hear this Lilly person."
"Neither do I." Kisame added kind of bored.
"That's because she hasn't said anything yet un." Deidara told them growing impatient himself.
"Lilly say something." Itachi demanded. Only to be met with silence. "Lilly?" He asked as he looked at the ceiling. Still nothing. He looked over to Deidara to see that Deidara looked just as confused as himself.
"Did we really imagine it all?" Deidara asked Itachi, hoping that he had the answer like he usually did.
"No we couldn't have..." He said with uncertainty.
(Pft...HAHAHA sorry I couldn't take it anymore! Oh jashin it is so fun to mess with people!)
Kisame had jumped in his seat when he heard the voice. He looked all around him for the voice but couldn't find where it was coming from. Sasori's eyes narrowed but kept his face emotionless almost bored looking.
(Awww did I scare you fish sticks? At lease you didn't get angry like emo bunny or freak out like the shemale.)
Kisame smirked "Shemale?" He looked over to Deidara, who pouted.
"I guess Lilly has been calling him a shemale the whole time." Sasori said with a smirk while Deidara blushed.
"But Danna I'm not a shemale. I am a guy, I have a dick and everything! Do I need to show everyone to prove it yeah?" Deidara stood up reaching towards his pants.
(Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!)
Sasori smirked not really bothered by it while Itachi closed his eyes and Tobi ran from the room. "Keep your pants on man!" Kisame yelled while looking away. Deidara just sat back down satisfied with the response he got...well...except for Lilly's.
"You are a pervert you know that right hmm?" Deidara said as he looked at the concert ceiling.
(Already been said by emo bunny~ And trust me I have no problem with that~)
Deidara could only shake his head. Itachi just sighed while Kisame smirked, and Sasori looked bored.
"So Lilly what do you look like?" Kisame asked with a perverted gleam in his eye.
(Well Fish sticks I have long black hair and blue eyes. I'm tall for my age and I am really pale from staying inside all the time.)
Kisame nodded "How long is your hair and how old are you?"
(It's to the small of my back and I am 16 turning 17 next month!)
"Ha that makes me older then you un!" Deidara yelled happily.
(So what? I don't give a shit if you're older then me! At least people can tell that I'm a chick! People always say when they see you 'is that a boy or a girl?' or 'that's a really pretty girl.' So what now bitch?)
Deidara's face turned bright red with anger while Kisame laughed and Sasori and Itachi smirk. "Damn I like her!" Kisame yelled.
"Even though she called you 'fish sticks'?" Sasori asked.
Kisame nodded "Yup even then! I hope I can hear her talk forever that way I'll always be entertained!"
(Awww Kisame I like you too! I wish I could give you a hug dammit!)
Kisame smirked "You would be willing to hug me? An S rank criminal that could very easily kill you without chakra or my sword?" Everyone was quiet while they waited for her response.
(Fuck yeah I would! I mean for one you're fucking taller then me. Two you are part shark and sharks are my favorite animal that lives in the ocean. And three...you awesome. Simple as that.)
Everyone was some what shocked to say the least. They were expecting for her to change her mind about hugging him and to be scared. "You are a strange girl." Sasori stated with a smirk.
(Sooooooo? It's more interesting to be strange then to be normal.)
They weren't really sure of what to say to that. Luckily they didn't have to say anything as Tobi ran into the room. "Hi everyone! What are you all doing?" He asked with his head tilted to the side.
"Ugh Tobi go away. You are giving me a headache un." Deidara said while rubbing his head to help ease the headache that was beginning to form.
"Awww Tobi's sorry Deidara-senpai! Tobi was told by leader-sama to wait out here for Hidan-san and Kakuzu-san." Tobi yelled making the blonds headache worse.
"Hidan and Kakuzu are coming back today?" Kisame asked.
"Yup!"
(Yay! Hidan and Kakuzu are gonna be here!~)
"Lilly I'm just wondering...how do you know all of us? I mean I'm pretty sure that I have never met you." Kisame asked making everyone that could hear her wonder.
(Well you see...we are in two different dimensions. And in mine you guys are in what is called an anime that is called Naruto.)
"As in the kyuubi jinjuuriken?" Deidara asked kind of confused by it all.
(Yes! Very good blondy someone needs to give you a cookie! Anyway the anime is mostly based on his life because he is the main character. You guys are the bad guys! But honestly you guys are the biggest reason why most people watch the show.)
"And you have seen all of it?" Itachi asked slightly worried but didn't show it.
(No I skipped to the episodes with you guys in it.)
The thing that put them all on edge the most was that they couldn't tell if she was telling the truth or not. But before they could say anymore Hidan and Kakuzu burst into the room.
"We're back bitches!" Hidan yelled still covered in blood from his last ritual after his mission.
(Yesh! Finally Hidan is here!)
"Why do you sound so excited that Hidan is here?" Kisame asked as he looked at the ceiling. Hidan and Kakuzu having not been at the base when this all started stared at him as if he was insane. "What don't look at me like that! I was just asking Lilly a question!"
"Who the fuck is Lilly?" Itachi just sighed.
"Lilly is this girl that can only be heard after you drink this can of liquid. Then you wait 5 minutes before you can hear her speak." Hidan and Kakuzu just looked at him as if he had two heads.
"That is impossible. She she has to be doing a jutsu of some sort. Itachi simply use your sharingan to find her." Kakuzu said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"When all of this started I did because I felt that I was being watched. I didn't find anyone." The fact that Itachi was so serious was what convinced Kakuzu that there truly wasn't anyone but them there.
What the fuck did you fuckers take?" Hidan laughed. "What ever the fuck your on I want some." Tobi's ears perked at the mention of wanting what they had taken to hear Lilly.
"Oh Tobi will get it for you! Tobi know where it is!" With that Tobi ran and grabbed two more monsters. Running back he almost ran right into Hidan. "Here you go Hidan-san! Tobi is a good boy!" Hidan just smirked and chugged the liquid that was inside. Kakuzu was a little more leery.
"Is this going to coast me anything?" Everyone sighed at the question but shook their heads no. That was good enough for Kakuzu and he drank the liquid much more slowly then Hidan.
"Fuck that shit tastes fucking awesome!"
(Hmmm I have always wondered what would happen if you all had monster. I guess you all get so hyper that you break the universe.)
Everyone had different reactions to the statement. Kisame laughed, Itachi rolled his eyes, Sasori smirked, and Deidara wasn't paying attention.
Sorry if the chapter is too short! But review!
Itachi and Deidara: DON'T REVIEW! (un)
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TO YOU!
Deidara: Well if no one reviews then you wont continue this yeah.
Itachi: Thus leaving us alone.
Kisame: Awww come on guys she not that bad!
*Gets teary eyed* At least Kisame likes me! *Hugs Kisame*
Kisame: *Awkwardly pats head* So be nice and review!
Yeah do what the walking talking shark says!
