Back To the Future on a Cheetah…Yet Again
(Third Times the Charm!)
The doc was working on a scientific experiment when Marty walked through the door.
"I thought I left you in prehistoric times" the doc stated.
"You did" Marty replied.
"Then how are you here right now?" the doc asked.
"I won the lottery" Marty remarked.
"Makes sense" the doc replied.
"Yep…so what are you working on?" Marty questioned.
"Oh just a little… Hey! Wait a second, there's no such thing as boogie men!" the doc yelled.
"Drat, he's on to me" Marty said. Then Marty pushed a button on his wrist watch. Dozens of green aliens jumped out of the watch and ran away.
"Now that I've figured out your plan, I demand that you change my diaper!" the doc yelled.
"You don't wear a diaper" Marty replied.
"I'm insecure, and I just want attention" the doc moaned.
"Is there anything I can get you?" Marty asked, trying to help out the crazy old doc.
"You can go back in time with me, on my new time traveling cheetah" the doc said enthusiastically. Then the doc jumped on his pet cheetah, grabbed Marty and pulled him up. The doc whipped the cheetah and they sped down the road.
"Don't we have to go backwards to go back in time?" Marty asked.
"Not if I can help it!" the doc yelled. Then the doc whipped the cheetah. The cheetah went faster. And faster. Until it got to 87 miles an hour. Then the cheetah did a back flip.
With a burst of light, the cheetah, the doc, and Marty disappeared into a blinding light. Within seconds the cheetah and the passengers reappeared in the past. The year 1761, or whenever medieval times where.
"Wow, were in the year 1761, or when ever medievaltimes where!" Marty said.
"Yes, and according to this map, we just need to go one billion paces to the left, then we will find the treasure" The doc replied.
"Where did you get this information?" Marty asked.
"I drew it with some crayons" the doc replied revealing the map to Marty.
"Uh huh" Marty said.
"Quick! Let's find the treasure!" the doc yelled.
"Is this another one of your schemes to get more attention?" Marty asked.
"Which answer will get me more attention, yes or no?" the doc questioned.
"Never mind lets just find that treasure" Marty said. Then the two hero's, along with there cheetah, walked off into the uncharted medieval territory. They walked for a while, and then out of nowhere, a knight came out!
"Who goes there?" the knight asked.
"Listen man, I don't want what your selling" the doc replied.
"Are you sure? Condo's are getting quite popular" the knight said.
"Your right, I'll take seven!" the doc yelled.
"Wait a second. Messy hair. Long white robe. Obvious craziness. You must be a wizard!" The knight replied.
"You're right! There are no other options, I must be a wizard!" the doc said.
"Doc, you're not a wizard" Marty said.
"I think someone's jealous" the doc said mockingly.
"Shut-up" Marty replied. Then the doc ran over to the knight and gave him a big hug.
"Let's be friends" the doc said as he continued to give the knight a hug.
"Ok" the knight replied. Then the knight and the doc ran off into the forest, skipping, and singing. The knight and the doc skipped into the deepest part of the forest, without knowing it. And they fell into a mysterious hole! They landed on a pile of knives, fortunately the blades of the knives softened there fall.
"Where are we?" the doc asked.
"The dragon's lair!" the knight replied.
"What's the dragon's lair?" the doc asked.
"It's a place where dreams are made! And oh yeah, a dragon lives here" the knight said.
"Oh yeah" the doc replied. Then a giant dragon came out of the darkness.
"Yo man, I'm home dawg D-ragin" the dragon said, "Why you be trippen brother? You come up to my crib spectin sum drizzle drizzle, ha ha my man!"
"You're so insightful" the doc said.
"Hey man, I ought a smack you up" D-ragin said.
"Let's go, tough guy" the doc said. D-ragin blew fire at the doc and almost scorched him. "Oh dear" said the doc as he ran for his dear life.
"Stab him with something sharp!" the knight called out. The doc looked around for something sharp. All's he could see was knives on the ground, nothing sharp at all, well, except for these razor sharp knives. But the docis a slow thinker, so he reached into his pocket, hoping to find something sharp. Unfortunately he didn't, all's that was in his pocket was his useless dragon repellent spray.
"Wait a second, I can use the dragon repellent spray!" the doc yelled.The doc chucked the bottle of dragon repellent at the dragon. It would have done more damage if he would have sprayed it but,oh well.
"Hey man, that tripped me in the head, for dat, I will personally destroy your planet!" D-ragin roared.
The D-ragin snapped his fingers and the world exploded.
And with that I give you the greatest trilogy ever written!
"And I helped!" said the doc.
Sadly, this trilogy has come to an end... Or has it?
