Ok this is Number 3.. This chapter contains some actual dialogue from Bones and also from Family Guy. I do not own any of these shows, or the characters. Just remember possible spoilers for the last 2 episodes.
Big thankyou's to fanfic junkie and Blue Tigress...
All mistakes are my own....
Frontal Lobe and Zygomatic
Stewie Griffin stared back at him from his TV
"Hello again my simple friend, and how are we feeling, still got that little boo boo"
"Oh God...I must be ill, a cartoon is still talking to me" and with that, he turned off the TV. Within seconds Stewie's face came back on the screen.
"Now we know that doesn't work Sherlock, you tried that when you were in that room, with all those magazines, you know, the naked ladies, with the..."
"Yes, I remember, don't remind me......"
Flashback
Stewie is on the TV set in the donation room
"Why are we here at the bank Booth?" Stewie asked, as Booth spun around seeing him
"You've got a hot Doctor friend, go and make a direct deposit like a man"
Booth turned off the TV a little shaken by seeing the cartoon talk to him... Stress, it must be the stress. Just then Stewie was back on the TV set and was flicking through one of the magazines
"Oh my God, I can't believe I came out of that, that's disgusting"
Booth unplugs the TV, yet Stewie appears again.
"That's impossible" Booth said shaking his head.
"Your not afraid of little old me are you, a cute defenceless baby"
"Stress, that's all it is" Booth said, as if it were a mantra
End Flashback
I thought I'd seen that last of him in the interrogation room..." Booth muttered to himself, but Stewie had of course heard him
"You know" Stewie pondered, " she looked really worried about you, you know, a grown man, talking to nothing, you know, thin air, imaginary friend..."
Flashback
"You sir, are a boob" Stewie had said to the man sitting opposite Booth.
"Some people feel remorse and want to set the record straight!" Booth had said to Stewie. Bones raised an eyebrow at him
"Oh please he makes wine, homeless people wouldn't drink" Stewie replied rolling his eyes at Booth.
"Nobody asked you" Booth replied. Bones began to get quite concerned about her partner.
End Flashback
"Oh God, this seriously can't be happening"
"You know, I rather like this God fellow you speak of. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that" Stewie replied tapping his little finger on his chin.
"Look, why are you bothering me, why are you following me" Booth asked holding a hand over his eyes
"Cause the Bone lady wants your stuff, you know if you don't want her, I'm sure I can sort her out" Stewie replied growling in a seductive way
"Look, she is my best friend; it will ruin what we have. I can't believe I am justifying myself to a cartoon. Besides, I said I would do it. It's what she wants, and as long as she is happy, that's all I care about" Booth replied hanging his head.
"Oh! Oh! This story is so good, it must be fattening! Hog wash; you want this just as much as she does. Now the question remains, are you going to let her deal with everything by herself, the poopy nappies, the crying, or are you gunna be the bigger man" Stewie asked slamming his little fist on his highchair table
"Look, it's not what she wants, look, just leave me alone, go hassle someone else", Booth said, turning his back on Stewie, looking at the forgotten pizza on his table.
"Wow, that hurt my feeling, it really did" Replied Stewie, holding a hand over his heart in mock fashion
"Just leave" Booth said, pleadingly
"You know, my hooligan friend, I've been racking my brain in a thus far fruitless attempt to resolve our recent unpleasantness. Then it dawned on me: your cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain... so; the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of OUTER PAIN!!!" Stewie replied, trying to get out of his high chair.
"Look, it doesn't mater if I want this child or not. Bones has decided that she can raise this baby without me, she said she's an independent person, she doesn't want me involved" Booth said dejectedly.
"Have you ever thought, you know, this is just me saying this, but, have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe she thinks that you don't want to be apart of it because of that ridiculous line you drew all those years ago, I mean come off it man, a line... HA, that is so lame" Stewie said, as if stating the obvious
"The line had a purpose" Booth said firmly
"Oh yes to keep her away... that makes perfect sense... She afraid you stupid man... how many people in her life have deserted her... good God man, grow some, and tell her how you feel, you may be surprised" Stewie pointed out
"My god, I'm taking advice from a 6 month old..." Booth said massaging his temples, as his headache was getting increasingly worse.
""Ah excuse me Mr. big FBI man... learn the maths, I'm 1, why is that so hard for people to grasp,"
Just then, there is a knock at the door,
"Booth, it's just me" Bones voice came through the door
'Oh My God' Booth muttered, as he looked around the room
"Now is your chance big boy, step up to the plate" Stewie said, egging Booth on
Booth opened the door, and saw Bones standing there with some Thai Food in her hands.
"Hey, I ah, thought you may not have eaten yet, so I thought I would bring some Thai... and check and see how you are" Bones said, not entirely looking at Booth
"Come in, and Thai sounds great, thanks Bones, and well, I think I'm ok.... still feeling a bit off" Booth said, shutting the door behind her.
Bones put her hand on Booths forehead
"The epidermis surrounding your frontal bones appears to at an elevated temperature, and the area around your zygomatic bones appears to be concaved" Bones' forehead scrunched as if trying to figure out the reason. Booth how ever could feel his temperature rising, and it had nothing to do with him feeling ill, but more to do with the person, who currently had her hands on his face
"What the bloody hell is she going on about" Stewie asked. Booth ignored him and replied
"Ahh translation?" Booth asked stepping back slightly
"You have a temperature and your face is sunken. Are you ok Booth?"
"To be honest I really don't know..." Booth and Bones stared at each other for a moment.
"Hey. How you doin' there, big guy? You holdin' up all right? You want a sooooda? Hmm? Well, screw it, I tried." Stewie asked, breaking the moment, then laughing hysterically
"Would you quit it?" Booth shouted
"I haven't done anything... Sorry... maybe I should go" Bones said, shocked at his out burst
"No!
I wasn't talking to you" Booth
said, reaching out to stop her from walking away
"Booth we are the only ones in the room, surely you weren't telling you're self to quit it"
"No, I was talking to, god your going to think I'm crazy" He replied, running a hand through his hair
"Booth?" Bones was getting concerned now. He had been acting so strange as of late.
"You cant tell her can you, heaven for bid that the, oh what were they calling you, knight in FBI shining body armour, could be talking to a hallucination" Stewie said in a sing song voice.
"Go Away, Leave Me alone" Booth Shouted
"Fine, I'll go" Bones began walking toward his door again.
"No,
Bones, I..." Booth
grabbed the side of his head and sunk to his knees.
"Don't waste the opportunity... or your next hallucination might be Jimmy Hoffa..... HA! HA!" With that Stewie disappeared off the screen.
"Bones..." Booth whispered, and with that he collapsed onto the floor. Bones turned around when she got to the floor, in time to see him fall
"BOOTH!"
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