"HEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOO CATS AND TOLEGS! I'M YOUR HOST LOOOOOOOUUUUUDELLLLLLLLT-A" Loudpelt yowled as she ran up on the rock.

"AAAAANNNNNDDD I'M YOUR GUST CO-HOST, STOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEFUUUUUUUR RRR" A Gray Tom yelled and ran up the steps to the top of the Stage.

"Wait what happened to Misterfoot?" Loudpelt asked confused

"He called in sick SOOOOO, I got to take his place... For now" Stonefur meowed.

"WHAT!? I was sick the first day and they wouldn't let me call in sick!" Loudpelt hissed.

"Really?" Stonefur asked. Loudpelt nodded, "But that dosen't matter right now, right now we need to get to the Dares/Questions" Loudpelt meowed.

"Our first Question/Dare is From Fireflight!" Stonefur meowed,

"Make Mapleshade read her diary,

Make Oakheart ask Crookedstar how come even though his jaw is crooked he can speak right,

And ask Crowfeather why his eye color keeps changing"

"OK!" Loudpelt meowed happily and twitched her tail eight times, then a Blue tabby Tom ran up to her with a handcuffed Mapleshade.

"Thanks Spur, so, Mapleshade, Read your diary" Loudpelt meowed

"No!" Mapleshade hissed.

"Okay, then we have to go the hard way... YOU" Loudpelt meowed then turns to a Beautiful chocolate colored she-cat with white splotches.

"Me?"

"Yes"

"OK"

"What's your name" Loudpelt asked her. "Chocolate pie that tastes so darn good...Chocolate pie" She meowed.

"awesome, okay so do you have a feather with you?"

"YES"

"Great! okay so can i see it?"

"SURE" she meowed. Then handed Loudpelt a Purple feather.

"Why is it- you know what i Don't want to know" Loudpelt meowed then started to tickle Mapleshade with it.

HAHAHa- o haha- k hehe- i hoo hoo hehe- will- hahaha, read hoo hooo my hehehe- Diary hehe now" Mapleshade giggled.

"Good" Loudpelt meowed in satisfaction.

*Mapleshade runs off stage then runs back on with a pink sparkly book in her paw*

"Here" She meowed, she opened it to a random page, then the purple feather (With was in Loudpelt's paw) Exploded into Purple dust.

"BAZINGA" Chocolate pie yowled then disappeared into the crowed of cats.

"Okay..." Loudpelt meowed "anyway... READ THE BOOK, YOU DARK FOREST SCUM"

Mapleshade gulped, "Dear Dairy, Today Tigerstar met me by the tallest tree in the forest"

Then a cat from the crowd screamed "I KNEW IT!"

"okay... NEXT DARE" Stonefur meowed

Oakheart padded out of the crowd of cats with Crookedstar behind him.

"SO, how can you talk normal with your crooked jaw?" Oakheart asked. "Uh... it's because of... Fleck" Crookedstar meowed

"Fleck? how did he-"

"You don't want to know..." Crookedstar meowed.

"Okay, now-" Loudpelt was cut off by a yowl

"IT'S BECAUSE OF NIGHTBREEZE" A voice yowled, then a sound of a whip was heard, then yowls from the Tom.

"Okay... next person" Stonefur meowed then was pushed by the Blue tabby Tom, "IT"S MY DARE SO I GET TO READ IT!" the Tom yelled.

"It's from me Spurstar of DarkClan

Dare Firestar to tell ThunderClan that Ashfur is pregnant!" Spur yelled then disappeared behind stage.

*Loudpelt smiles evilly* "Ok, Adderpaw are you ready?" Loudpelt meowed.

Then a screen showed up behind Loudpelt with Adderpaw in a tree on the edge of ThunderClan camp..

"OK so i consulted with Firestar and he agreed to it, all we have to do now is wait" Adderpaw whispered.

"All cats old enough to catch their own pray join beneath the High ledge for a clan meeting!" Firestar yelled. Tons of cats started to appear in the clearing.

"Ashfur, Congratulations!" Firestar meowed, "About what?" Ashfur asked.

"Your kits of course!"

"...".

"Ok now we have a dare from Squirrel in a Top Hat!" Stonefur meowed.

Ok... I dare Tigerstar to sing happy birthday to someone in font of gathering.

"Hehe, guess what" Loudpelt meowed/laughed evilly

"What?" Stonefur asked,

"I know some one that has a birthday today, WOLFFUR GET YOUR FURRY BRITHDAY TAIL UP HERE!" Loudpelt yelled.

Then a beautiful silver tabby she-cat with sky blue eyes walked on stage. "HI" she meowed excitedly

"Ok since it's your birthday... Spur get Tigerstar up here in hand cuffs" Loudpelt hissed.

Then the Blue tabby Tom ran up on stage with Tigerstar.

"Yes, thank you Spur maybe we'll start paying you!" Loudpelt meowed, "So Tigerstar mind singing to Wolffur here?" Loudpelt asked then pulled out a Taser.

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, Happy birthday Wolffur, Happy birthday to you" Tigerstar sung, then eyed the Taser... "You still gonna use that?" he meowed.

"No, but i will later... take him away" Loudpelt hissed.

"okay so Wolffur, you said you wanted to dare Crowfeather?" Stonefur asked her, Wolffur nodded.

"I dare Crowfeather to scream I hate you to Nightcloud and Feathertail and Leafpool OR he will become a kittypet named puss"

"ok Crowfeather do you take this-"

"I HATE YOU NIGHTCLOUD AND FEATHERTAIL... AND BREEZEPALT!" Crowfeather yelled.

"BUT I LOVE YOU LEAFPOOL!" He meowed then ran up to Leafpool and smiled.

"Well look at the time, were out of time!" Loudpelt meowed.

"BYE FANFICTION USERS"