Well, I just want to say that I'm shocked at all the follows and favorites that this story has received and I'd like to explain some things. Joker, as I'm sure you already know, is the Joker in Batman's comics. But Banshee, she's a bit less known. She's the Silver Banshee, one of Superman's apparently less known villains.

Also, even though Wally has been in the Asylum for seven years, it is only normal for a child (Rudolph) to be nervous and shy when going to a new place. Much like Robin, seeing how he's just a shy person in my story.

And to give you a little explanation, this is supposed to be a humorous yet dark story. Wally has multiple personalities, so I just thought of making him have ones you wouldn't expect. And the girl Wally... Well, she's here to stay.


"Could you run any slower?" Wally asked in a frustrated voice as he and Robin ran down the halls, trying to reach Banshee's room.

"I'm sorry, but being dragged around by you isn't that easy." Robin answered, glaring slightly at his roommate, who had now completely weirded him out.

"Finally!" Wally exclaimed as they reached the door, then she put in the pin and watched as the door slid open.

"Wait, you know the pin?" Robin asked, shocked at this.

"Why, of course!" Wally scoffed, then strutted into the room.

It was dark, much like it should be after lights out, but it had an eerie feeling that wasn't supposed to be in there. Wally slowly walked into the room, then gasped and ran to the side of one of the beds, grasping the face of the girl that was Banshee's roommate.

"Dani, wake up!" He begged, lightly slapping the girl's face to wake her up.

The girl's eyes slowly fluttered open, then her green eyes looked up at equally green. "Wendy?" She said, her voice groggy and filled with sleep. "What are you doing here?"

Wally, now Wendy, looked at her with confused eyes and her head cocked to the side, then frowned. "Didn't Banshee choke you?"

Dani looked up at her in confusion, all the while shaking her head. "She can't do nothing to me, Wendy. You know I'm not the kind to allow anyone to just choke me out. 'Sides, Banshee's too busy playing with Joker to do anything to me."

Wendy looked down at her as if she were crazy, making Dani smile cheekily at her. Now, Dani and Wendy had the same color of eyes, but that was where the similarities ended. While was pale skinned with red hair, Dani was dark skinned, as dark as Kaldur-Jordan, with black hair that was streaked with red, bright blue, and white, and she had pierced ears. Dani was only a year younger than Wendy, and was very short for her age, only five feet tall, but she had the reputation as one of the people to not mess with.

"So she just said that she choked you to distract us?" Robin asked, deciding it was time to help Dani up from the floor.

He offered her his hand and she gladly took it, then was hoisted up by him. "Aw, Wendy, who's your new friend? He's as cute as a button!" She exclaimed, pinching both his cheeks.

Robin only took it, knowing that his parents would not like him to snap at a girl, all the while Wendy smiled at her. "He's Wally's new roommate. I properly met him after Banshee told us you were dead."

Dani nodded, then looked up at the window high up, which was barred and out of reach of even the tallest patient. "It's getting late. You two should go back to your room."

Wendy nodded, then led Robin out of the room by the shoulder. "Get your rest, Dani. You know you need it."

"Thanks, Wendy! Ah'll see yuh later on!" Her voice seemed to have taken a Western accent, and when Robin turned around to check, the door had already been slammed shut and there was no way that they would get it open now.

"Did her voice change?" Robin asked quietly as Wendy led him back to the room, to which the girl only nodded.

"Yeah, she gets another accent. But don't go around asking about it." Wendy told him, entering the pin to their room and opening the door.

"Wait, she seemed completely normal. Why do you tell me to not ask about her?" Robin asked curiously, sitting back down in his bunk bed.

Wendy looked down at him, her hands on her hips as she cocked her head to the left, her lips pursed. "She's very sensitive about the issue. Besides, it's not like everyone likes having their problems displayed for the whole world to see."

"But, Wendy, right? Wouldn't it be prudent for me to know at least a little bit of what's up so I don't stick my foot in my mouth if I ever talk to her?"

Wendy hummed as she thought on this, then did a kind of hair flip and nodded. "You're right, it would only be prudent. Well, you know Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?" She asked, making the boy nod. "Well, it's a bit like that. Now, don't mention either that book or alcohol around her, got it?"

"Yes. Sure thing." Robin agreed, making Wendy smile at him.

"Good boy." And with that she kissed him on the cheek and climbed up the stairs. "And your cuteness actually helps you. Good night, Bird Boy." And with that they both fell asleep, even though Robin was finding it hard to fall asleep.


The next day, Shawn and Hunter came to pick both boys up and take them to the dining room, where they would be having breakfast. Wally and Robin were supposed to be sitting down with the rest of their therapy group, so they did just that.

Kaldur was sitting straight, and he picked at his food as if it wasn't good enough for him, while M'gann just moved it around. Conner ate in silent anger, while Artemis chose to glare at everything. Zatanna was happily munching on her food, as if it didn't bother her at all, and Robin and Wally just ate silently.

"So..." Robin began, looking around the table, but quickly forced himself to shut up because of the glare that Conner sent his way.

"How was your night?" Wendy finished, seeing how Wally still hadn't returned to his own body.

The teens in the table that weren't used to this side of Wally looked at him in shock... Well, all of them except for Zatanna, who didn't seem fazed by anything.

"Ti saw doog hguone." She answered, happily munching on her bacon.

Wendy smiled at her then asked, "Wanna paint our nails over at snack? Dani and I were able to get Shawn to bring in black, red, and blue nail polish."

Zatanna nodded absently, "Erus gniht."

It was a weird conversation, seeing how they had no idea what Zatanna was saying, and they had no idea that Wally could be so girly.

"What? Have you never heard girlfriends talking?" Wendy asked them, looking at them with an annoyed frown.

The teens all looked at each other, then Kaldur spoke. "Yes, Wally, we have seen 'girlfriends' talking... But you are not a girl."

Wendy gasped, glaring at him. "I'll have you know, I am nothing like Wally! My name's Wendy, kelp for brains!"

Now it was Kaldur's turn to be surprised, "Is this another of Wally's personalities?" He asked Robin, who only nodded.

"Y-yeah... I-I m-met her l-last night." Robin stuttered, going back to his shy self around the teens he was still growing accustomed to.

"Kid, what is up with your stuttering?" Artemis asked, frustrated.

She hated being locked up, she hated the people she was locked up with, and now she even hated the kid that she stood up for yesterday. She just wanted to get back to the real world, seeing how she didn't even belong in a Mental Asylum.

"You kind of do, Artemis." Megan said, making everybody in the table turn to her.

"I kind of do what?" Artemis asked her with a snarl, not liking Megan at all.

Having to room with the crazy Zatanna was bad enough, but also having to room with the girl that couldn't shut up was pure torture.

"You kind of do belong in here, Artemis. The things you've done, the things you think... That's Asylum worth." Megan answered, making Artemis' eyes narrow dangerously.

"Now, I don't know who the fuck you think you are, girly, but I'm not one to mess with. Now if you know what's good for you, you would shut up and eat your food in peace before I rearrange your face." Artemis threatened, but that didn't do anything to Megan.

"You can't scare me, Crock. You're as scary as a bunny rabbit." Megan smiled at her, eating a piece of bacon.

Artemis growled at her, and suddenly Wally's hand slammed down on the table, making them all turn to the boy, who was now standing up. He had changed once more, seeing how now his hair was straight up and not messy like his other male selves, or down like Wendy's. His eyes were also more blue than green, which made Robin wonder who he was now.

"Shut up, saumensch." He growled, his voice having taken a deep and thick accent along with having grown deeper. "Now finish eating your food before I make you."

Artemis raised an eyebrow at him and got up, challenging him. "And what will happen if I don't, Wendy?" She asked, making Wally's left eye twitch.

"I hate it vhenever these dummkopfs get us vrong. My name is Vallace, not Vendy, not Vally, nor that other idiot Vallace vith a double-u. I am Vallace, und I am straight from Germany." Vallace told them, making Robin smile lightly.

So there was normal Wally, who was a pretty nice guy, girl-Wally named Wendy who was actually kind of scary, a Wallace who was evil and bad ass, little kid Rudolph, and German Vallace? No wonder he was inside a mental hospital.

"I don't care if you're a direct descendant of Hitler, you idiot! You never tell me what to do." Artemis told him, glaring him straight in the eyes.

Vallace stood with his arms and crossed and his shoulders back, standing completely straight, all the while smirking cooly at her.

"Und I do not care what you have to say. You will finish eating your food unless you want problems." Vallace told her, and it seemed like Artemis was about to blow her cool, but Shawn and Hunter coming to their table with two extra guards stopped them.

"Okay, new guys, these are the patients you will be helping us with, along with the P Wing." Shawn told them, then started pointing them out. "Conner, he has IED so be weary of him; Kaldur thinks he's in Atlantis, harmless but dangerous when provoked; Artemis, she's just crazy;" Artemis seemed to be ready to strangle Shawn, but the glare sent her way be Hunter stopped her. "Zatanna, her ADD has turned into something completely new; Megan, Kleptomaniac and compulsive liar; Richard, but we call him Robin, sees his parents; and," Shawn looked closely at Vallace, who was smiling at the man. "Vallace, one of Wallace West's five personalities."

"Ah, Officer Shawn, it is a pleasure to see you again." Vallace told him, sticking his hand out.

"You too, Vallace. How was the vacation?" He asked, making everyone in the table wonder what they were talking about.

"Oh, it was wunderbar, Officer. A whole month of no idiots, und, I was able to go back to my home and see my parents und vonderful grandmother." Vallace answered, smiling at Shawn.

"That's good to hear, Vallace." Hunter said, shaking Vallace's hand. "Well, kids, here are two new guards that will be helping us with the taking care of the P Wing." He said, then motioned to the two. "Jason Todd and Roy Harper."

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