Nori: Alright, I need a funny fic to work on now.
Tama: Yes, now I'm helping on this chapter too!
Nori: YAAAAAAY!
Tama: YAAAAAAY!
Hiei::to Kurama:: Why do we hang around here?
Kurama: I'm…not…sure…
Nori: Kurama, you'd better watch it, cuz this chapter is about you!
Tama: YAAAAAAY!…AGAIN!
Nori: I don't own YYH or Naruto, or any of the characters, but I own myself…Tama…well owns herself…and I OWN THE IDEAS! GO!
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-In the Morning at Kurama's-
Nori::is in her demon form, sneaking around the house humming the James Bond theme song::
Hiei::walks out of his bedroom and notices Nori:: What are you doing…
Nori::stops and stays perfectly still:: You don't see me.
Hiei: No, I don't. ::walks away::
Nori::crawls into Kurama's room and slowly peeks over the end of his bed. Notices Tama laying there too:: GASP! What is Tama doing here? Hmm…Do I want to find out? …YES::pounces onto the two singing WAKE UP WAKE UP ON A TUESDAY NIGHT!::
Kurama::wakes up:: Ow, Nori! What are you doing?
Nori: I think the real question here is, WHAT ARE YOOOOOU DOING!?
Kurama: Uh…that doesn't even make sense…
Nori: Yes it does, you just don't want to answer the question! How come Tama is in your bed! ANSWER MISTER!
Tama::wakes up and sees Nori:: Why are you in here?
Nori: Why are yooooou in here?
Kurama: STOP REPEATING EVERYONE'S QUESTIONS!
Tama and Nori: O.O
Nori::disappears from room::
Kurama::gets out of bed and stretches:: Good morning.
Tama::yawns:: Morning! Why was Nori in here…?
Kurama: I'm not sure, but at least she's gone. ::walks over to one of his new plants by his window and touches it::
Plant: NOOO WHYYYYYY::drops dead::
Kurama: O.O
Tama: That plant…can talk?
Kurama: It's not supposed to…and its new, why did it die already?
Tama: Maybe you fed it something bad.
Kurama: I gave it water…
Tama::shrugs:: You never know::gets out of bed:: Well, I'm going to go shower. ::skips out of room::
Kurama: I live with strange people... ::walks out of room and into kitchen::
Shiori: Good morning, Shuuichi.
Kurama: Good morning, mother. ::walks over to cupboard to get a box of Boo-Berry cereal, grabs the box::
Boo-Berry Cereal Box: YOU BASTARD::explodes and cereal goes everywhere::
Kurama: What…
Shiori: Shuuichi? What's going on?
Kurama: It's probably just one of Nori's pranks. ::cleans up cereal pieces::
Shiori::laughs:: That Nori, well I'm off to work. Bye, sweetie. ::leaves the house::
Kurama: Bye, mother.
-After Picking Up All the Cereal-
Kurama::sighs and walks upstairs:: I need a shower. ::hears Nori's voice from around the corner::
Nori::whispering:: Shit! Hiei! He's coming!
Hiei: It was your fault baka!
Nori: But you made me!
Kurama::walks around the corner to see the carpet wet and glass all over the floor::
Hiei::has bloody katana in his hands, once he sees Kurama quickly puts it behind his back::
Nori::standing with her hands behind her back, smiling innocently::
Kurama: What happened here?
Nori: Well, you see…me and Hiei were just standing here innocently making out and then a horde of evil Czechoslovakian bag pipes came stampeding through your house and we had to fight them off and by accident knocked over the glass bowl with the thing swimming in it::smiles::
Hiei::looking at Nori like she's insane…which she is:: What's a bag pipe?
Nori::whispers to Hiei:: I don't know but I saw it on one of Kurama's CD cases in his room.
Kurama: Wow, thanks for saving my house.
Nori: No problem!
Hiei::is now looking at Kurama like he's gone insane::
Kurama: Too bad that I didn't believe a word you said, except for the making out part.
Nori::whispers:: Damn…
Kurama: Both of you show me your hands.
Hiei::holds out his hands which are clean::
Nori::still has hands behind her back and is whistling and looking around::
Kurama: Noriko…
Nori::ears bend down and frowns, holds out hands which are bloody and wet with an almost dead goldfish on them::
Kurama::wide eyes:: PENELOPE!
Hiei: What's a Penelope?
Kurama::grabs the fish from Nori's hands::
Penelope::gasping for…water:: Kurama…come…come c-closer.
Kurama::brings his hands up to his neck area::
Penelope: C-c-closer…
Kurama::brings his hands up to his face::
Penelope::smacks him across the face with fin and in a hoarse voice says in a raspy voice…:: Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your girlfriend::dies::
Kurama::stares at the fish and has a small red mark on his cheek in the shape of a fin:: Penelope… ::glares at Hiei and Nori::
Nori: Uh, Hiei, that's our cue::disappears::
Hiei::disappears::
Kurama::walks into bathroom and wraps Penelope up in toilet paper and goes into shower::
-After Kurama's shower(Outside)-
Kurama::is digging a hole to bury Penelope, every time he touches the grass around him it turns brown and feels like straw::
Tama::walks over to Kurama:: What are you doing?
Kurama: Burying my fish.
Tama: How'd it die?
Kurama: Ask Nori and Hiei.
Tama: Ah, I see. Well, sorry about your fish. I'll try and control Noriko more.
Kurama::nods:: You know, a lot of strange things have been happening to me today.
Tama: Like what?
Kurama: Every time I touch something…it'll start talking and then die…or explode.
Tama: O.o Well, uh…maybe you just need more sleep.
Kurama::rubs his temples:: Maybe you're right. I think I'm going to go take a nap. ::walks into house and up into his bed. Lays down on bed::
Nori::whispering:: Doomie, did you really do that?
Doomie::nods and smiles showing off a fang::
Nori: Wow, you're a smart evil talking lava rock of doom::pats Doomie's head:: What if he touches a person?
Doomie::shakes head::
Nori: Ok good. ::picks up Doomie and walks away::
-In Kurama's Bedroom-
Kurama::walks into room and flops down on his bed::
Pillow: Mefph cafkdt briatedch!
Kurama::gets up and looks at the pillow:: What now?
Pillow::is gasping for air:: Can't breath! I-I can see the light! It's coming closer…closer… ::dies::
Kurama::jumps up and throws pillow to the ground:: WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIE!?!?!?
Hiei/Nori/Tama::are standing in the doorway::
Hiei/Tama: O.O
Nori::snickering::
Kurama::looks in the doorway, is having a mental breakdown:: What do you want?
Tama::walks into the room:: Uh, sweetie, are you alright::is about to touch his forehead::
Kurama::backs away:: Don't come near me! Everything I touch is dying! I can't kill you too!
Nori::is now laughing hysterically::
Hiei::looks at the wolf demon:: What did you do?
Nori::between fits of laughter:: N-n-nothing! HA HA HA!
Hiei: You're a horrible liar.
Nori::continues to laugh::
Tama: Ok, Kurama, calm down, I'm sure there is a perfectly logical explanation to everything that's been happening today. Just tell me what went on.
Kurama: Alright, well, you saw the plant that died this morning, then I went to get cereal and the box exploded, then when Nori gave me Penelope half dead she smacked me then died, and while I was in the shower random things I touched died, and while I was burying Penelope the grass I touched would turn to straw.
Tama: O.o Um, ok, maybe there really isn't a logical explanation to any of that.
Kurama::flops down on bed:: I'm getting very aggravated!
Tama::afraid for her life because Kurama is showing emotion::
Nori::still laughing:: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! IT WAS DOOMIE! HE PUT A LITTLE MAGIC SPELL TO PRANK KURAMA! HE TOLD ME ABOUT IT TODAY!
Tama/Kurama::face fault::
Nori::…laughing…:: I'll get him to get rid of the spell. ::walks away laughing::
Hiei::looks at Nori, then follows her::
Kurama::calm again:: One day…I'm going to kill that wolf demon and her lava rock.
Tama: Won't we all…
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Nori: Haha, done! Yippee! That took forever too!
Tama: Wow, it really did.
Nori: Shut up, anyways read and review please, no flames!
