"And I-we're back!" Ino announced as she and her fellow host stepped onstage. "The voting session has ended early, and now we're here to announce the 'Best Team'!"
"We got a voter pointing out that the Sand Siblings weren't on the nominees list, and another asking if the Akatsuki will receive an award, and one more asking why Team Taka/Hebi isn't on the list."
"The Sand Siblings are not on the nominees list because they will be in the running for the 'Best Non-Konoha Team' award along with the Ame Orphans, so anyone who wishes to see whether they win the award will have to stay tuned to the show." Ino cleared her throat and continued. "As for the Akatsuki, I already announced that three of them will be in the running for the 'Best Non-Konoha Team, as well as 'Best Bad Guy Group' as a whole."
"Also, if the Akatsuki wins an award, Pain won't receive it. Konan will. She's practically the only one not tied to a post."
"As for Team Taka/Hebi, they too will be in the running for the 'Best Bad Guy Group' group award."
"Anyways, thank you all for your votes, and now here is the winner of the 'Best Team' award." Ino took a look at the results and gasped a little. "I'm a bit surprised here, Lee."
"May I ask you why you're surprised, miss Yamanaka?" Lee said in a seductive voice, which earns him a direct hit in the jaw from Ino. "Baka! I didn't ask for a reply!"
"So.. yeah. The award for 'Best Team' goes to, hihi, TEAM 10!"
As the audience clapped and congratulated Asuma, he came onstage to receive the award for his students. Lee insisted that he give the award to prevent Ino from 'bragging too much in front of the whole Naruto cast'. Then he let Asuma step onto the podium to give a little acceptance speech.
"Wow, Lee. Good one. I'm thanking you for being the one to present me the award because, who knows what kind of vain antics could come out of Ino's mouth at any moment?" the audience laughed while Ino let out a little 'hmph'.
Asmua continued. "Anyways, I want to thank my three students for being so strong and giving their all in training and on the battlefield. Without you we wouldn't have made it as a team, so thank you for your amazing co-operation! And I'd also like to thank you for not disbanding after- this is quite hard to say- I died." Some of the audience shed a tear, "Last but not least, thank you Kurenai for being my girlfriend, and also for being a case study to the three as I demonstrated how to take down a female fighter as Ino didn't want to do it. And thank you for taking care of the baby!" He then walked offstage to the sound of more applause.
"Isn't he a great teacher?" Ino said as she wiped a tear away. "By the way, we won by a landside, and Team 9 not far behind." She didn't mention that the Legendary Sannin hadn't got a single vote, as she didn't want to be murdered onstage by a 'stray' fist from Tsunade's monstrous strength.
"Alright, now a special performer. Let's bring on a round of applause for Haruno Sakura with a song number." The audience applauded as Sakura went up the stage. The podium was cleared and she was given a microphone. The lights focused on her as the music started.
Kondo wa itsu aeru ka nante
Sonna kaoshite yoku ierutte
Omotteta yo nande darou
Nani mo ki ni naranai FURIshite
Ii wake suru nara kikou sama de
Tsunagatte taikara
Mou kao mo mitakunai megurokawazoi
Arienai tenkai odoru KEETAI
GOODBYE MEERU naraba wasuretai
"Hold me tight" but "dokka kietai"
Anytime shaberisugi no KY
Chirari miseru tsuyogari na "I cry"
Namida no kouka wa dore kurai?
Watashi na ri ni "ai saretai" afureru no ni kimi ga mienai
Nido to kimi ni aenai sonna ki ga suru n da...
Tsutaetai no ni umai kotoba mietara nai watashi tabun
Uso demo ii no ni "ikanai demo" ienai yo
Kushami suru to deru hen na koeto
Kusha kusha ni warau BUSAIKU na kao
Tomaranai ase me wo kosuru kuse
Dou setsu maranai AITSU no tokusei
Nitemo nitsukenai futari no SUTAIRU
Muda ni Shy SENSU wa yayanai
Uso tsuku toki no fukumi warai
UZAI tokku ni BAREBARE mendokusai
Tamatama kareshi gai nai TAIMINGU de
Hima tsubushi teido no koi tte
Tomodachi ni mo ii wakeshitete
Masaka watashi ga oikaketeru... nande?
Tsumaranai JOOKU wa ittsumo kudoku
Douko made mo tsuzuku aki aki na TOOKU
Sono tabi ROKKU kondo wa watashi kara Knock
Watashi na ri ni "ai saretai" afureru no ni kimi ga mienai
Nido to kimi ni aenai sonna ki ga suru n da...
Tsutaetai no ni umai kotoba mietara nai watashi tabun
Uso demo ii no ni "ikanai demo" ienai yo
Nigitteta te ga hanaretara
Kimi wa itsuka wasurechau no?
Watashi no koto
Watashi na ri ni "ai saretai" afureru no ni kimi ga mienai
Nido to kimi ni aenai sonna ki ga suru n da...
Tsutaetai no ni umai kotoba mietara nai watashi tabun
Uso demo ii no ni "ikanai demo" ienai yo
Sakura finished, stayed for the applause and left the stage after it started to die down. The podium was put back into its proper place and Ino and Lee went back onstage. Lee stepped forward onto the podium.
"Alright, on with the program. For our next category we have 'Favorite Animal'! Voters choose the animal they like the most from the nominees list and whoever gets the most votes wins! Ino, the list?"
"Right here. Our nominees are as follows:
Gamabunta
Pakkun ('Though it might be weird if he receives the trophy of himself')
Katsuyu (-this earns a 'Yeah!' from Tsunade-)
Manda ('Woah, wait. How will he fit in here?' 'You'll see')
Fukasaku (-Jiraiya brags about a twosome-)
Tonton (-Tsunade brags about a twosome, with Jiraiya-)
Orochimaru ('Wait- how did he get on the list?' 'He's no longer considered human')"
"Okay, so that's the nominees list, and now the voting polls are open! So ladies and gentlemen, start voting now! We'll be here to present the award when the results come out, so until then it's bye-bye for now! See you in 24 hours!" And the two hosts headed backstage as the curtains closed.
Sorry for the song number. I needed to make the program a bit longer and exciting, so yeah. I'm gonna give a special performer every 2-3 awards given.
So what are you waiting for? Start voting for your favorite animal now! You can also suggest nominees that I missed on the list, as long as the animal has a name. I don't want to be presenting an award to 'Shino's insects' or 'Sai's drawings' THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTED! So get those votes in now!
Disclaimer: Shizuneeee owns nothing except for the Naruto Dattebayo Awards and the 'Golden Pakkun' trophies, which now have to be made animal-proof. Sigh.
