Disclaimer:

Me: Today for the disclaimer we have one of the stars of Super Smash Bros. Mayhem doing it.

Carlos: Yeah that's right I'm doing it.

Me: Okay now do the disclaimer.

Carlos: Right, LZM does not own anyone besides, Ramiro, Me, John, and Danny, and any other characters that might pop up later that aren't really part of Nintendo.

Me: Great, now on with the-

Carlos: NO! This Disclaimer is to boring, let's give them spoilers!

Me: No spoilers man.

Carlos: Yeah Spoilers!

Me: NO! Now on with the show!


Super Smash Bros. Mayhem!

Chapter Three: The true intentions of the evil Pokémon

The evil layer that the villains were in was in shambles, and then below or on top of any rubble were the Trophies of Bowser, Ganondorf, Wolf, Olimar, and Wario. In front of them was Mewtwo who smiled at his victory. "I guess I'll free you all soon…. But now to check of phase 1 of my plan, now that they know my power I can easily get them to join me, and now these washed up villains will actually be a force to be reckoned with, now phase 2, to get the fighting alloy squad on my side, then I'll have an army." Mewtwo said walking off to face the leaders of the fighting alloy squad, he would de-trophify he others later.

-Meanwhile at Mario Kart-

"Okay so this was the last place where Zelda was, but she isn't here, why is that?" Carlos asked.

"She must've gone back to Hyrule temple, but were going to have to cross the road very carefully." Link said walking across the street after looking both ways followed by Danny, Carlos, and John who did the same, but Ramiro decided to run across the street after looking both ways. He surprisingly made it, well that was before he noticed the Atom Bomb next to him, he quickly jumped over it before falling on it. They then walked out of the stage. Meanwhile Pikachu was following them, and decided to run across the street to follow them, but he didn't see the atom bomb, stepped on it and activated it making a huge explosion and sending him flying.

-Meanwhile at Hyrule temple-

"Zelda!" Link yelled searching around for her.

"Yeah where are you!" Ramiro said flying around trying to see if he could find her, while Danny and Carlos were sleeping near a rock pile. John was trying to search in the lower area's but accidently kept coming up.

"Okay buddy, either she's somewhere else, or Ganondorf kidnapped her, again…." Ramiro replied coming down and landing next to Link.

"Okay first off why are you calling me buddy, we hardly know each other, and then why are you assuming the worst case scenario as the second option?"

"First off I'm just saying since were stuck in this game I might as well befriend a few of you guys, second off that's how stories usually happen, the worst case scenario is the second option."

"Um dude your breaking the fourth wall…" John pointed out walking next to Ramiro.

"You make no sense…. I don't see a fourth freaking wall!"

"Dude are you seriously playing dumb?"

"Are you calling me dumb?"

"I'm just saying you don't seem to know what breaking the fourth wall is."

"Dude I'm not breaking any walls."

"Okay its official, you're slightly stupid."

"That's it! Come here!" Ramiro said slashing at John who was running away. "Get back here!"

"Oh my God, why the hell do those keep arguing? Wait why am I talking to myself? Better yet why are those two sleeping?" Link said to himself while turning towards Carlos and Danny. "They do realize this is a video game and that we don't really need to sleep right? Oh God I have to stop talking to myself, it's getting creepy."

-Meanwhile at Battlefield-

Mewtwo was finishing off the last of the Fighting Metal Alloy squad, the last 4 were the leaders and they weren't too happy. "Why do you wish to disrupt the balance of power?" The green one replied.

"Yeah, you realize that the hands will know of your actions." The red one said in tune with the green one.

"You will suffer the consequences, so stop this foolishness." The yellow one replied walking towards Mewtwo.

"You believe that you can defeat me?" He said shooting a shadow ball at the yellow one but he jumped up into the air and kicked at Mewtwo, but he just grabbed the foot and threw him into the blue one that was sneaking up behind him, "I grow tired of this, will you ally yourself with me or not?"

"Never!" The green and red ones said at the same time.

"Then both of you will be eradicated." Mewtwo said holding out his palms and shooting shadow balls at the both of them, the shadow balls combined into a bigger blast that they couldn't escape from, the blast eradicated them. "Now Yellow and Blue alloy generals do you wish to suffer the same fate as the Red and Green ones?"

"You're a fool if you think controlling our army will help you get the power you need, the hands will see this and destroy you." The Blue Alloy replied.

"That's where your wrong, you see because I am originally not part of brawl they are unaware of my presence here."

"You won't get away with this."

"Oh I will, too bad you won't be around for my greatest achievement." Mewtwo replied shooting two shadow balls at the Blue and Yellow alloys that were eradicated by the blast as well. "Fighting Metal Alloy squad, I have defeated your leaders, now you must obey me, lest you suffer the fate that I gave them." Mewtwo said at the large group of alloys that surrounded him, they kneeled in respect or out of fear and Mewtwo smiled, "Phase 2 complete, now here comes the hard part."

-Meanwhile at Hyrule Temple-

Link sighed and sat down wondering where Zelda could be, that's when Carlos walked up to him, "So I'm guessing you miss your girlfriend."

"She's not my girlfriend."

"Yeah but dude, you've rescued her like how many times? I mean you guys are already good friends so don't you think you should go up a step?"

"What are you all of the sudden? Doctor Love?"

"Doctor love? No that's Gene Simmons."

"Who's Gene Simmons?"

"Oh yeah, well that's another story, maybe you should tell her how you feel about her."

"Really? You think that'd work?"

"Well hey I'm just saying but you seem like a Casanova."

"Again who is that?"

"Again, that's not important right now."

"Okay, so you really think that will work?"

"Dude just save it for the right moment okay, you don't want to screw up a relationship when you haven't really started one yet, well you know what I mean."

"Okay good to know….. Wait why am I taking romantic advice from you?"

"Well because I am awesome like that?"

"You people make no sense sometimes you know that?" Link replied getting up and looking at Danny who was yawning and getting up.

"Oh God that was a good nap, so have we found Zelda yet?"

"Um nope, while we were asleep John and Ramiro got into a fight so their currently fighting on the lower levels." Carlos replied heading down the steps and seeing the battle below. Both Ramiro and John were locked in epic combat, so epic that I'm not going to explain most of it. Anyway they were kicking and hitting each other before they both got shot by Carlos' laser and they stopped what they were doing.

"Dude Carlos what the hell was that for, I didn't even do anything!" Ramiro said angrily swinging his sword around.

"Yeah man! Do you want me to Kirby hug you?"

"Kirby Hug?" Carlos asked scared by the thought as to what the attack was. "Wait why aren't you using any of his cool moves?"

"Do you want me to turn into a stone and fall on you?"

"Um good point, so I think we should try looking on more levels where we think Zelda would go…. Link where do you think she would be besides this level Link?"

"Um she could either be on the bridge of Eldin, the waiting area, or somewhere else….. So I'm not entirely sure."

"Are you serious? You save her for a living and you don't know where she is?"

"Yeah that's what I'm saying…."

"Wow, you need to pay more attention to her if you want to be her boyfriend."

"Yeah I just realized that now….."

"Okay now off to go find Zelda!" Carlos said pointing his gun up in the air and then running off the stage. He was then followed by Link and Danny, and then by John and Ramiro.

-Meanwhile at the bad guy headquarters-

Mewtwo walked back in and turned all of the trophified villains back into their normal forms, "Well I hope you all realize that it is futile to defeat me, seeing as you have no other choice than to follow me I suggest you make the wise decision, so join me and my Metal Alloy army."

"You took control of the Alloy's?" Bowser asked still dazed but shocked.

"Yes, yes I did, now you can either obey me or become trophies forever, if you wish to obey me then cross this line." Mewtwo said pointing to the line next to him. Most of the villains joined him but there were two who were hesitant, Ganondorf and Bowser were thinking of all the positives and negatives, but then decided to cross the line and join Mewtwo. Mewtwo smiled phase 3 was completed the villains of Brawl pledged their allegiance to him, he turned around to see his army, it was decent enough, "Now on to Phase 3.5 of my plan, first you must get this place cleaned up and then onto phase 4."

-Meanwhile at Yoshi's island-

Carlos suggested they split up so Danny and Ramiro went to Yoshi's island while the others went to look at the Bridge of Eldin.

"So why did you say Yoshi's island Danny?" Ramiro asked looking around at the weird stuff and the shy guys flying by.

"Um I don't know I thought it would be a nice vacation spot, we should relax while were here." Danny replied laying down on one of the platforms.

"I still don't like the fact that there's ever changing weather here… I'm only used to one thing." He said looking around and then seeing Samus without her power suit on fall from the sky and land on a platform, she looked like she was running away from something. "Hey Danny I found you a girl to flirt with."

"Oh really and who would that be?"

"The hot blonde who fell from the sky just now, can't you see her?" Ramiro said floating up to Danny and picking his head up. Danny when he saw her immediately got up and ran towards her stopping next to her, "Hey Baby, how about you and me take a cruise on the Lylat Cruise?"

"No way Captain Falcon that girls mine, I saw her first and you stole my line." Snake said coming down from the sky behind Samus.

"Oh really I don't see your name on her."

"Oh well I don't see your name on her either."

"Well back off, I saw her first."

"No you didn't I saw her first, you just ran into her."

"Well then why would she be running away from you?" Danny said as Samus took control of this argument and snuck out looking at Ramiro.

"Yeah sorry about my friends behavior there, it's just that well when he see's a hot chick well…" Ramiro replied not knowing what to say next.

"God why does everyone want to ask me out….. I'm not even a chick, hell I'm not even Samus!" Said 'Samus' who's voice sounded more like a mans than a woman's

"Wait I know that voice anywhere." Ramiro said looking around and then back at 'Samus', "But there's no way that he could be in here."

"Dude who are you talking about? Wait you sound like someone I know named Ramiro."

"Um my name is Ramiro."

"Ramiro Is that you? It's me Anthony! You have to get me away from all these nut jobs who think I'm a girl!"

"Anthony? Seriously, you got stuck in Samus' body…." Ramiro said pausing for a moment and then laughing.

"What the hell are you laughing about?"

"I always knew you were a transvestite!" Ramiro said laughing still.

"Dude this is serious, I don't know how to change into another character."

"Well um I suggest you run because I think Danny and Snake are coming to an agreement."

"Oh God no, leave me alone!" Anthony said running towards the edge and jumping off of it with Danny and Snake in tow.

"Well that just made my stay here more enjoyable." Ramiro said still laughing and now rolling on the floor, he kept rolling so much that he fell off the stage, but before he did he yelled, "Oh God Damn it!

-Meanwhile at the bridge of Eldin-

"Okay this is only a bridge, we should've found her by now…." Carlos said looking around.

"Yeah, well oh hey it's Zelda!" Link replied seeing Zelda on the other side of the bridge.

"Well that was easier than we thought it was, um someone should get Ramiro and Danny from Yoshi's island."

"I think they went there because they just wanted to take a break." Link replied as all three of them started to walk towards Zelda when Anthony ran past them but they mistook him for Samus. Then Danny and Snake ran past them, Carlos grabbed Danny's shoulder stopping him but Snake kept up the chase. Danny saw this and got free of Carlos' grip and started to chase after Anthony again. While Ramiro landed next to them because he fell from the sky. He was still laughing.

"Why the heck are you laughing?" Carlos asked.

"Oh God, Danny and Snake are chasing after Samus." Ramiro replied still laughing. He grabbed all Link, Carlos and John and huddled them together and said, "See here's the deal, Samus is actually Anthony, and apparently he got sucked into a game, as Zero Suit Samus, and now Danny and Snake want to date him." Ramiro said then blurting out in laughter. Carlos and John laughed like hell as well while Link looked confused but decided to leave them be and head over to Zelda.

"Link why are mostly all of them laughing like they saw something hilarious, or something in that area?" Zelda asked slightly confused by the laughing and Samus running away from Snake.

"Oh apparently their friend got sucked into the game as well and he got stuck in Samus' body, so now Danny and Snake want to date him, though they don't know that Samus isn't really Samus right now."

"Oh I see, well this might be troublesome so we'll have to change his character, hopefully he wasn't Samus for to long, and I wouldn't want her to know anything about this."

"Yeah, have you ever seen a mad bounty hunter before?"

"No but I don't really want to see her going on a rampage, though I'm glad Danny stopped going on a rampage."

"Yeah, apparently Ramiro was able to stop him."

"Again that's good, were you able to tell them about the mysterious evil who's been predicted by the prophecy."

"Yeah, but they want to know who it is, but I don't have the slightest clue on who it is, do you know?"

"No I don't but we can't let them know that otherwise they'll not want to actually help, if this evil being is cocky then he should reveal himself in a matter of days."

"Good, because right now they think were the only two sane people."

"Oh that's not too good but then again they might be right."

"Yeah, but still there's just something about this whole evil thing that bugs me, I mean we don't know what it could be."

"Don't worry, we have 5 warriors plus ourselves what could go wrong."

-Meanwhile at the Villains Layer (see this is what happens when you say that line) -

Mewtwo was looking over his subordinates, wondering if they were truly evil.

"I've got a question, so you pride yourself on killing people." Olimar replied, "But all we've heard you do is kill the Alloy Generals, and their not really people in the sense, so what kind of evil villain are you?"

"Okay that makes slight sense now…." Wario said looking at Mewtwo questionably.

"I hate you all." Ganondorf replied crossing his arms.

"I'm surrounded by idiots." Mewtwo said putting his hand on his face and shaking his head. "Anyway, so now that phase 3.5 is done we move on to phase 4, which consists of two parts, Wolf, and Olimar, I want you to take the Metal Alloy's, and your Plant people with you to take over the Halberd, due to someone controlling Meta Knight's body him not being there has put the crew in panic, meaning that now is the perfect time to control it."

"Sir, isn't that a little cliché, I mean Tabuu did do that already." Bowser replied to which he got sent back into the wall because of Mewtwo's psychic powers.

"I know what he did, but we still need a ship, and out of all the ships flying around the Halberd is the strongest one. Now the other part of phase 4, I want Wario, Bowser, and Ganondorf to start challenging the brawlers to trophy matches, now I want you to win at all costs, when you turn them into Trophies take them to our new mobile command center the Halberd, I want as many of the brawlers out of the way before I go on to phase 5 which is the second to last part of my plan." Mewtwo said with an evil grin, he knew his plan would work and there was nothing that could stop him.

"Okay so what happens if we get turned into Trophies?" Bowser asked slightly doubting that Mewtwo's plan would work.

"Oh here you go." Mewtwo said handing each of them a broach. "I reversed engineered King Dedede's, Dedede broaches; now they will detrophify you immediately after you teleport back to my location."

"Oh this plan might actually work." Boswer said putting on one of the broaches while the others followed in suite.

"Oh it will work Bowser, it will work indeed, and failure is not an option so move out." Mewtwo said as the villains headed out of the base, Olimar and Wolf with the Pikmin and Alloy squads. Bowser, Ganondorf, and Wario in the meantime went out to plan who their first targets would be. Once Mewtwo was all alone he mused to him self, "Little do the fools know that I'll have no use for them after phase 5, but I'll let them have their little fun for now."

-Meanwhile at Delfino Plaza-

Falco and Donkey Kong were still getting their heads together on what happened when they were approached by Ganondorf and Bowser.

"We challenge you two to a trophy brawl." Bowser said confidently.

"Oh really, and what if we refuse?" Falco asked.

"Then you both will be known as cowards than smashers."

"Then let's dance turtle man!" Falco said jumping up and kicking at Bowser who in turn blocked with his arm. While Donkey Kong was punching Ganondorf with all he had. And so Mewtwo's plan has finally started.

Will Bowser and Ganondorf defeat their opponents? What is Mewtwo actually planning? Will Anthony get out of Samus' body before Snake and Danny try to ask him out again? And where are Master Hand and Crazy Hand? The answers to most of those questions will be answered next time, so stay tuned for the next Chapter of Super Smash Bros. Mayhem!


Me: Well that was a nice chapter, besides there's going to be more than one person from the real world popping up in this story.

Meta Knight: Oh that's so nice...

Me: Meta Knight what is Ramiro doing out of your body?

Meta Knight: Oh he needed to go stretch or something, something about my body being way to small for his own good.

Me: Oh okay, so how do you feel about your ship being attacked by flower guys and metal warriors?

Meta Knight: My ship is going to be attacked? Oh no this is Subspace Emissary all over again…

Me: -pats Meta Knight on the back- Don't worry man; you'll get a break one day. Anyways please review and leave any comments.